Massage Parlor Reports

[Kense]

Yuck, BO and Bad Breath is an immediate turn off and walk out. BO meaning armpits, pussy or ass? Or all 3?

[Evolon702]

Saw some chatter in this place so thought I'd give it a try since I was in Oakland

Mixed feelings on this one. First visit was great (sorry didn't get the name). Late 30s, bolt ons, pretty face

Second visit with Fifi (shi shi or trixie) was meh. She was really pretty mid 30's slim build. But had some BO and bad breath going on. And she rushed the service. On top of that, she did that stiff leg thing so you can park all the way. FS is definitely available here but looks like the service depends on who you get.

[JonBeezyz]

The one by the hospital? What info you need?

Address and phone number if possible, would be appreciated. DM me if you have any info.

[LeafyPotato]

Been to the place sporadically over the years. . . Their MO tends to be older, less attractive ladies who give great massages and great HE. Latest visit was the same. Saw Lucy. Big and not attractive but the massage was amazing. Good teasing along the way. Then the hands-only finish on the flip was, by technical terms, the best I've ever had. Again, had to close my eyes, but the technique was great.

In true YMMV (well, My MMV), I had the exact opposite experience there. It may be because I made the mistake of saying "yes" when the MMS asked if it was my first time (rookie mistake), but it was awkward from the start. Girl (Mina) was cute and friendly, and fit the category of my type well. First red flag after my "first time here" mistake was that she insisted on 30 minutes, which is usually a no-go for me because I actually want the massage part, but I went for it anyway. Then the massage was totally lackluster, 5 minutes of excessively oily forearm-on-back, and 5 minutes of light ass rubbing with a little teasing. On the flip, she let me roam under the shirt and down the pants while she worked on me, and she did take direction, but it was just such a disappointing experience that I kinda let it end more quickly than I would've liked. She said to call her for next time and I think hinted that there's more on the menu for regulars. Maybe I will, maybe not. Standard damages without markup, so that was at least a silver lining.

[OneShyJohn]

Anyone have info on the pink house in concord? Read that one of my ATF was working there but never got a response from the person. Please DM me when any info. Glad to help as well.

The one by the hospital? What info you need?

[JonBeezyz]

Anyone have info on the pink house in concord? Read that one of my ATF was working there but never got a response from the person. Please DM me when any info. Glad to help as well.

[Evolon702]

In the Bay and saw this new spot opened. https://sites.google.com/caminomassagespa.com/home No reports, so TOFTT. Walked in early afternoon and a 30's petite asian came out from the back. Asked if I could come back in 30 minutes. Knew that probably meant more than that, and schedule didn't allow, so told her "no, would try another time". She offered to do a quick massage. The customer is a good guy and he'll wait. "I'll do 15 minutes for regular price ($40) and then give you extra time when you come back next time". Figured WTH, so agreed. Took me back to a room, started to get undressed and she walked in while I was just finishing. Climbed on the table expecting no massage. But she did a 5 minute one, anyway. Then, flip and takes her top off, then pulls down yoga pants without asking. Grabs hold and does a decent HJ while I play in and out. Her name was Jenny. Said she works T/T/Sunday. Another on other days. "Brand new, maybe more girls when it gets busy".

I finish, she pulls up pants / lowers shirt and leaves for wet towel. I start dressing and she comes back. Asks if I want water. I tip $40 and she pouts. Asks for more. I reply "Next time when you give me more, I'll give you more". Really in and out in 15.

Nice find! Next time I'm up there I'll have to check it out.

[ClosetPervert9]

Here's another Dream LOL paid an hour chick was fat but a good talker jerked me off for. 4 but upcharged extra. 2 so she could "go buy some ice cream" didn't even show tits because she wasn't happy with the amount also it was rushed massage sucked and she used her dam knees and elbows and I had a kinked neck the next day and lower back spasms that lasted at least 4 days. I saw other chick on route to the bathroom a little older but she looked kinda low key erotic LOL it was awesome to see that.

Your luck / mileage isn't doing it for you. I'm sorry to hear you're struggling so much.

[TravelerMike]

In the Bay and saw this new spot opened. https://sites.google.com/caminomassagespa.com/home No reports, so TOFTT. Walked in early afternoon and a 30's petite asian came out from the back. Asked if I could come back in 30 minutes. Knew that probably meant more than that, and schedule didn't allow, so told her "no, would try another time". She offered to do a quick massage. The customer is a good guy and he'll wait. "I'll do 15 minutes for regular price ($40) and then give you extra time when you come back next time". Figured WTH, so agreed. Took me back to a room, started to get undressed and she walked in while I was just finishing. Climbed on the table expecting no massage. But she did a 5 minute one, anyway. Then, flip and takes her top off, then pulls down yoga pants without asking. Grabs hold and does a decent HJ while I play in and out. Her name was Jenny. Said she works T/T/Sunday. Another on other days. "Brand new, maybe more girls when it gets busy".

I finish, she pulls up pants / lowers shirt and leaves for wet towel. I start dressing and she comes back. Asks if I want water. I tip $40 and she pouts. Asks for more. I reply "Next time when you give me more, I'll give you more". Really in and out in 15.

[Neo12]

I went to Zen Day Spa yesterday because my regular place was closed due to a power outage.

I asked for Molly, but she was off duty, so I got Linda. Early 30's, cute smile, firm B-cup tits. Massage felt great and soothing. Was expecting some teasing of the inner thigh while I was face down, but that never happened. Left the draping on throughout. On the flip, pointed to my erection and made hand gesture for HJ. I nodded yes and then she asked how much. Since the $.7 base fee was already $10 more than competitors, I offered $.9. She wanted $ for HJ finish, which I thought was a bit much considering the lackadaisical effort she had put in so far. She accepted the $.9 begrudgingly and, after interruptions, answering the door, finished the job.

I'm not experiencing the same kind of service at this spa that other members of this forum have touted, especially for the longer drive to San Ramon and higher fees and expected tips.

Maybe I am just unlucky with who is on duty.

Try calling in to see if Molly is working first.

[Neo12]

Had a dream I Came here twice. First gal was actually super hot and all I thought was "wow if the gals at Great Massage looked like this than I could see why it's always so busy lmfao. (Never been there before because it being too busy and apparently everyone offering. 25 just for 15 minutes lmfao.

Anyway 2nd time I went hoping for that first gal I had but instead I got some fat Asian lazy chick lmfao so that sucked.

Were you able to get the name of the first Asian chick you saw at Royalty Maasage? And how much for 1 hr massage and tip?

[CPorter608]

Been to the place sporadically over the years. . . Their MO tends to be older, less attractive ladies who give great massages and great HE. Latest visit was the same. Saw Lucy. Big and not attractive but the massage was amazing. Good teasing along the way. Then the hands-only finish on the flip was, by technical terms, the best I've ever had. Again, had to close my eyes, but the technique was great.

[ILoveTia]

Here's another Dream LOL paid an hour chick was fat but a good talker jerked me off for. 4 but upcharged extra. 2 so she could "go buy some ice cream" didn't even show tits because she wasn't happy with the amount also it was rushed massage sucked and she used her dam knees and elbows and I had a kinked neck the next day and lower back spasms that lasted at least 4 days. I saw other chick on route to the bathroom a little older but she looked kinda low key erotic LOL it was awesome to see that.

[ILoveTia]

Okay y'all since I just love to share my nightmares / dreams so much and appreciate it so much here's another.

Walked in paid for an hour I was laying their and hearing someone getting jacked and it sliiightly was a turn on lmfao anyway she ends up asking for his name his tone sounds a high pitched kinda weird. After he gets dressed up I'm still waiting in the room alone mind you, it sounds like two woman at front to say goodbye and turns out it was a CHICK!! She said "Oh my God yall do a reallly good massage. Thank you so much."

That was a trip so lady comes finally after what felt like about 10 maybe 15 minutes she massages me it feels okay nothing to ooooo erotic. And in comes a dude with a deep voice sounding like he just walked in to scope the area to ensure its legit he gets the room next to me. Lady is silent af to me and asks if I want to be jacked I said no and did Boom boom motion LOL she wanted 1. 6 she's too old and ugly LOL 1.2 Later she's making me stay quiet it was nice being nuts deep though LOL they were very welcoming when I was departing. Would I want to Dream this again? Only with a different gal and in hopes everything gets super erotic lmfao but if It's a miss again than I'd just be more excited to T1 FT across the street.

[ClosetPervert9]

Had a dream I Came here twice. First gal was actually super hot and all I thought was "wow if the gals at Great Massage looked like this than I could see why it's always so busy lmfao. (Never been there before because it being too busy and apparently everyone offering. 25 just for 15 minutes lmfao.

Anyway 2nd time I went hoping for that first gal I had but instead I got some fat Asian lazy chick lmfao so that sucked.

I'm sorry to hear of this second visit. Great massage was great before everyone knew about them! Reminded me of the oakland chinatown days of the mid 2010's.

Heard so much great stuff on RM like that they got TIA without asking. So I went to sleep and had a dream that I Decided to give it a shot. Older gal not attractive AT ALL used olive oil which was a first for me. Her motions felt O-kay. Till I started to realize she's literally doing the same motions for the entire massage. It sucked. It was like having a clueless learning robot try to give an uncoordinated zero point to it type massage. She wanted to jack me off but I didn't know if she was the TIA gal so I asked and she tried to pretend she didn't understand and kept referring to the jack. So I said nahhh I want a new gal and brings in a younger Asian so 1.6 Later We go birds and the bees mode and I decided I will never be coming back. The chick I banged wasn't even hot neither. So don't waste your time or money.

Thanks for taking this one for the team. Salute*