Massage Parlor Reports

[Jokeman55]

Torrance is a made up place.

If Torrance is a 'made up' place they sure did it well. I lived there from 11/78 until 8/83, and didn't regret a minute of it. Since then, it looks even better with age- Except for the Old Towne Mall, I liked it better when it was an indoor mall.

[PriscillaM]

Gents.

Any recommendations of AMPs near Torrance? There are many to pick from and I will only be able to make time for one. Prefer Asian or Latina. Thank you.

Torrance is a made up place.

[PriscillaM]

Hello,

I'm a senior member over at International Sex Guide, but first time poster here in USA. (You can look me up with the same username there). I haven't mongered in LA before, but am interested in trying soon.

I will be in LA for a couple days later this month. Staying in west LA. Based on the reports in this forum, it sounds like I should try Goldfinger. Specifically the masseuse Angela. Any other massage places you all would recommend around WLA, DTLA, K-Town? Ideally with younger masseuses, any nationality is fine.

What's the protocol for these. Is it similar to shops in Europe / Asia where you pay a base fee, and then negotiate the upsell with the girl once you're inside the room?

Is there a code name for the correct massage option to choose as the base fee? I'm assuming the code is to choose the most expensive oil massage?

Thanks in advance! Sorry for the newbie question. Happy to report back any findings.

Consider this your tour guide:

You said you are staying in west la. But you want info on "WLA, DTLA, K-Town".

If you are staying in west la I assume you have enough of a bankroll to have a rental car. And that you can stand some traffic. The pandemic is over in la and traffic is as bad as it ever was. The rail line that went from the beach to downtown (expo line) is of no help, it is essentially a mobile homeless shelter and the only people who use it are teens looking to travel to Santa Monica to acquire shoes free of charge.

First off, no trip to l. A. Is complete without a trip to 8155 in west Hollywood. This is "wee-ho" which is the gay area of l. A. Do not drop your keys or you will end up in Torrance. For obvious reasons, the most explicit MPs are located here as the cops have no vice division. They mainly arrest people for wearing outfits that do not match.

At 8155 there are mostly Latinas and some whites tossed in. It is I think 80 bucks for 45 minutes. You would do well to say you have been there before when the hag mamasan greets you and name a girl. Do not dick her on price, just pay the 80. If she likes you, you get a line up and you get to fuck a decent gal for 100-150 on top of the admit fee.

There are some other joints in wee ho, including Momo, but as bad as 8155 is for sanitary conditions (I literally am sick for days after going in there).
As for Korea town. There are too many legit parlors. If you are looking to bang "hot young Asians" there is a separate forum here on the user forums about these young hot girls. They are mostly in their late 30's and the posters on that forum are as delusional as someone thinking the lakers are going to make the playoffs. But you have not lived until you fuck a 40 year old asian gal whose picture is photoshopped by a 11th level wizard in an apartment that smells vaguely of shit, kimchi, and a dead body.

As for downtown, stay away. Downtown l. A. Is an outdoor experiment in Los Angeles politics, namely, we do not give a fuck. There are no real MPs in downtown, there are only fentanyl addicts mixed in with some crack addicts just for old times sake. It is a terrible area.

Going to the true westside, meaning west of La Cienega, Goldfinger is fine, but you will not put the ball in the hole. Go down the forum and you can see that the only three girls working now there who are doable are Angela, Penny, and Coco (but watch out for her farts). There is no code word, just say you have been there before and use another name of the three listed. Stay away from Amy and Emily. Katie is ok. Vanessa is a hag that should grow like an onion with her face in the ground and her ass in the air.

If you like heavy Latinas, there is the second floor at 118 XX sm. It is called body and skin care center, but it is I think 60 or 70 for a half and 100-150 for a fuck. Just do not bring any donuts with you as the technician will eat them. All the girls here are fat pigs, but you will get your covered wick wet.

Other places that seem ok are ocean massage in Venice on Lincoln (Cindy looks like the wife of the guy who is driving fuckbook into the ground), VIP massage in culver city on Washington place, and a place at 119 XX Sm that is the old Sakura.

You also might want to try www.templeofbliss.com - 300 for an overpriced hand job.

Privatedelights. Ch is big in l. A. And most of the girls are obese. Avoid.

There is Humaniplex if it is your style to fuck escorts and blog about it.

You can PM me with specific questions.

[CarlosD3]

Zen posts daily on Bedpage and today they were advertising all new prices and specials, flat rate, tip included. What intrigued me was the $69 jacuzzi bubble bath massage. I called and tried to make an appt but she said just walk in. I tried that last week and all were booked, so it's all luck of the draw who's available. I get there and ask to see photos of who's available, she said only one was, Jordan. No picture but she walked out to say hi. She was a decent looking late 20's dark skinned girl with short hair and seemed to have some medium boobs, so I paid my $70 and went into their micro room on the left. The jacuzzi and vagina steaming chair were all that could fit in there.

I get in the tub and Jordan gets in with just her bottom thong on. She is a bit overweight but had some decent handful tits with dark nipples. She gets close and starts massaging my front, grabbing my cock immediately while I feel her up, then she gets on my lap and starts riding me while I suck on her tits. Close to 20 min of this and she asked if I was ready to finish. She then slides under me and gives me a nice HJ, catching it with a paper towel LOL. No additional tip was mentioned at all. I sprayed myself down, got changed, and bounced. So the "tip included" was definitely the case for me, and the best value I've ever experienced in my 10 years of hobbying. I will return in search of hotter providers for the same special.

Hope this place sticks around!!

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22585613.html

[PriscillaM]

Having been shadow banned from goldfinger I am trying out new joints.

VIP is clinically acceptable. In many ways it is the anti goldfinger.

It is in a shit area of culver city. Kind of redundant. It is Washington place and Sepulveda, near johnnies pastrami and the travelodge which used to host many non pro black stem majors from UScC.

Anyhow, the place is more lively than a skid row fentanyl give away. You walk in and the lights are on with the same candle strength as a vons freezer or a McDonald French fry warmer. There is none of the darkness of a goldfinger, this place is as lit at your average fig streetwalker.

There is a couch that some Asian woman in a mask was sitting on. Walking in is easy, it is not as prominent as goldfinger and there is no real foyer. You are just in the place and that is it. There is a big reception room and the girls kind of come and go in it like Lebron at his book club meetings.

I saw the girl in the mask that was typical MP meat, then a fatter girl who almost looked Latina, and them my tech who was either yu yu or lu lu.

You get put in a room and the room is quite big, almost as big as a solo prison cell in a federal prison. About 1. 5 times the size of a room at goldfinger.

There is a clock on the wall. Analog - natch. A sort of lamp and an overhead recessed light. The place is as sanitary as a covid ward in Calcutta. I am sure that the linens were not changed monger.

Because I am so fucken wealthy due to the latest vons worker negotiation, I paid 60 for an hour. Yu yu is this odd looking Asian. Has blonde highlights that make her look like a dog. Has a decent body and nice cheeks and nose.

I lay face down and she comes in, I think she asked me if I had been there before. I said yes and asked if Cindy was still there. That was enough of a hurdle for the screening.

There was about 10 minutes of massage time that I will never get back, but then she went for the boys and was a little rough. But I am so fucken hard I can take it.

She was saying " you like " and I said, you bet your bony fucken ass.

She says I get hot towa (towel) and comes back and rubs me down.

Asks me to turnover and we are 20 minutes or so in.

She pretty quickly grabs for my 10 inch cobra kai dojo and was like what you want. Now, I am a pretty smart guy, but I cannot figure out what is available from the RM reviews, so I just say handy. She says ok and works it. She understood enough espanol to go slow and soft, but she has this killer instinct for the balls. The antithesis of what kiki at goldfinger did with my nuts, this girl shows no mercy, but it is kind of fun.

She keeps going slow and I am getting so much over the clothes action that the cast of the view is in shock. She did not take off shit.

I said something like it feels good and I think she said you tip us.

Anyhow, you are next to this bar and I heard a buzzing sound, though it was Vons calling me to do overtime so I shot a load. Turns out it was not my phone so next time I will go longer. I was in and out in 47 minutes.

Oh, the girls here yell at each other in Chinese in a way that makes Vanessa at goldfinger sound like fucken Helen Keller. The dude who walked in before me was this African American guy with his hair up in some modified du rag, so the place is woke AF.

The place is loud and proud I guess. I will try yu yu again and prolly bang her.

[Optional]

Hello,

I'm a senior member over at International Sex Guide, but first time poster here in USA. (You can look me up with the same username there). I haven't mongered in LA before, but am interested in trying soon.

I will be in LA for a couple days later this month. Staying in west LA. Based on the reports in this forum, it sounds like I should try Goldfinger. Specifically the masseuse Angela. Any other massage places you all would recommend around WLA, DTLA, K-Town? Ideally with younger masseuses, any nationality is fine.

What's the protocol for these. Is it similar to shops in Europe / Asia where you pay a base fee, and then negotiate the upsell with the girl once you're inside the room?

Is there a code name for the correct massage option to choose as the base fee? I'm assuming the code is to choose the most expensive oil massage?

Thanks in advance! Sorry for the newbie question. Happy to report back any findings.

[Rudy Rude]

Palacio is known as a nonprofit shithole. Heavena I am not familiar with but it has more yelp reviews than the Santa Monica fish Co. Finally Buddha seems to be grannies only. Try Goldfinger on Westwood or via on Washington place next to the bar across from the Travelodge.

How's the bathroom there? Still running low-flows from the old country? I like steam it up for a true spa experience.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone have any intel on:

Buddha Thai.

Palacio.

Heavana.

All have strong numbers on rm, but all three kept it strictly profesh with me on one visit.

I haven't been denied that hard since asking for line-caught Steelhead Norweigian Center Cut Salmon Fillets at the local Vons fish counter.

Palacio is known as a nonprofit shithole. Heavena I am not familiar with but it has more yelp reviews than the Santa Monica fish Co. Finally Buddha seems to be grannies only. Try Goldfinger on Westwood or via on Washington place next to the bar across from the Travelodge.

[MrMagoo22]

Gents.

Any recommendations of AMPs near Torrance? There are many to pick from and I will only be able to make time for one. Prefer Asian or Latina. Thank you.

[Rudy Rude]

Anyone have any intel on:

Buddha Thai.

Palacio.

Heavana.

All have strong numbers on rm, but all three kept it strictly profesh with me on one visit.

I haven't been denied that hard since asking for line-caught Steelhead Norweigian Center Cut Salmon Fillets at the local Vons fish counter.

[Smokin Gun]

I had to take a break during my business trip to see Angela at Goldfinger. Based on reading many reviews here, I had a great time with Andie at Bamboo Wood in Westminster and now wanting to see if Angela was also the real deal. She is about 26 years old and pretty Chinese so I started to get hard the minute I saw her. It was nice to shower and refresh here before the session. Angela did a great job trying to follow my instructions. She gave me a slow, soft and sensual touch of my asshole, balls and dick while I was on all fours, my front and my back. She agreed to take off her top which revealed a pair of plump b-cups with nipples that she fed into my mouth like she was breastfeeding a baby. It was so hot hearing her moan as I gently sucked and licked her nipples. She did get a little tired of the soft touch technique and tended to jackhammer. I tried to slow her down since I wanted to maximize my 1 hour. It was just too much though having a hot young Angela stroking me while I sucked her tits and I gave her a big load all over her hands and between her fingers. It was more than the 85 at Bamboo Wood. However, 50 hf + 100 tip was still not too excessive for me given the nicer room, shower, location and being with a young asian girl.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Shower first, Back to room Shirley just took over, she was really slow and sensual, she really likes pleasuring men, she sucked me until I asked if I could lick the kitten, she gladly swung around and just sat on my face, loved the session, came so hard inside her with cover.

I wanted to come back the next day but didn't have time next LA visit I will be back.

How much did you pay her?

[KnotHead61]

Shower first, Back to room Shirley just took over, she was really slow and sensual, she really likes pleasuring men, she sucked me until I asked if I could lick the kitten, she gladly swung around and just sat on my face, loved the session, came so hard inside her with cover.

I wanted to come back the next day but didn't have time next LA visit I will be back.

Is this the one in San Gabriel? Anyone?

[KnotHead61]

Was she kind of unattractive?

Did her gut look like she swallowed a a four slice toaster oven.

Did her ass have a dick sticking out?

Then it was Mary.

Yes.

Yes, definitely.

Not sure, didn't give me a chance to look.

She definitely looked annoyed by me asking for Mary.

Maybe she wants to get passed that.

[Stickens]

If you ain't to comfortable then don't go up LOL.

It's a safe neighborhood trust me.

I guess I trust you. Even though there's a security cage surrounding the door on the ground level, I worked up the courage to go inside. I climbed a flight of stairs, and while I was trying to catch my breath, the manager came out. I think they prefer appointments, but it was a Saturday and I got lucky. I paid. 5 for a half hour to the house and she guided me to another room. The whole time the place felt clean and relaxing, and the smell of detergent from running laundry was reassuring. My therapist came in, and was pretty good looking. I'd have to say early 30's Latina, with a playful attitude. She was wearing jeans and heels, so her ass sat up nice and high. I really liked that ass, it stuck out but in a totally un-enhanced kind of way. There was a massage, but with her being so close, I gently placed my hand on the small of her back, and she gave me the look. I only had 1. 1 on me, but she agreed to everything. I was on my back, and she rolled the condom on with her mouth and started to suck me off. She made slurping and moaning sounds, and between that, the eye contact, and the fact that my heart was still pounding, I finished right there. I wasn't even fully hard, so I couldn't tell you if she can deep throat or not. She was disappointed, and said she was really horny and looking forward to banging. Maybe I shoulda rubbed one out first?

Next time, I think I'm going to do the thing where I ask to massage her. I think it would help me to settle down, and the deed will probably be better for both of us with that buildup. Also, I'm not totally in love with lying down, asshole naked, on the same towels and sheets as the rest of you guys (no offense) so I'd be cool with skipping the massage completely and just touching each other, practicing my Spanish for a while before we get to it.