Escort Reports

**Darce** · 10-21-22 23:41

Probably the most interesting encounter I've ever had.

Her whole thing is she's a dom.

Mutual shower to start with, she laters up a washcloth and cleans all your lower regions front and back.

Once she's done with that she starts asking questions about your relationship status, if you're a sub or dom and when was the last time you ejaculated.

As she was asking me these questions she reached between my legs and started jacking me off from behind, it was hot.

She then abruptly slapped my balls which hurt. I didn't appreciate that.

Her massage is tantric / nuru, very light and relaxing. She has a prototype thick MILF body to me and having her slide all over me was a amazing.

The flip was strange, she had me sit up and we were both facing each other and she straddled me.

She won't let you touch her without giving permission first but after a while I just started cupping her ass and she loved it.

She really gets off on having her back massaged and kept thanking me as I caressed her.

She then got in a huff because I asked if she allowed "Greek", she said using that terminology offender her because it made her sound like a prostitute, not a person. She said she enjoyed "anal", not "Greek".

Totally killed the vibe because I could tell she was pissed, eventually finished with an awkward HJ delivered in silence. Funny thing is it took me longer to cum because she was so cold to me which prolonged the awkwardness LOL.

So yeah, like I said an interesting experience.

I probably won't repeat but I get the sense there are extras to be had if you can develop a rapport with her.

**Darce** · 10-21-22 23:10

Excellent.

Super sloppy BBBJ / DT action with intense eye contact.

69 with DATY / DATO and she has a super tight pussy, very orgasmic.

Chilled for a bit after the session just talking about her partying days and TV shows. Maybe the most laid back girl I've met from the board.

Only downside is 300 for a hh but that seems to be the going rate these days, even for girls not even near Shelby in terms or looks or performance.

11/10.

**ILuvazns** · 10-21-22 18:25

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

Last review I read had two words that I can't get past.

Stanky cooch.

She's like granny status too and will ***** if there's too many positions.

**Vadger** · 10-21-22 01:44

Originally Posted by Darce [View Original Post]

Has anyone met Alana Kay for a CW session?

She had good reviews but I'm wondering how she compares to EBB.

I definitely would not recommend Alana Kay. My first hhr session with her was good years ago, but I met with her several months ago for a more leisurely HR. The most recent time was very different. She was finding every possible way to waste time during the appointment. She would stop literally mid blowjob to ask me questions about my personal life. It was bizarre. As we reached the end of time, I realized that our time was almost up. She gave me a snotty 'I know" and walked over to sit behind her laptop. Never even got me to the finish line once.

Would never recommend her. Super moody and strange.

**Hotoba148** · 10-21-22 00:42

EBB was super enthusiastic, I just went to her for the cw since she is a bit on the heavy sided but so worth it for the skills and she genuinely is enthusiastic about it which is always a plus in this hobby. Would recommend.

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

Can't speak to EBB, but Alana is wet, sloppy and enthusiastic. Highly recommended.

**Jimmysixxx7** · 10-20-22 20:48

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

Last review I read had two words that I can't get past.

Stanky cooch.

She smelled so bad I almost yacked. Her voice it super annoying, high pitch and nasally. All of this would marginally acceptable if she weren't at least 40 pounds heavier than her picks. Her room is a disaster. I could smell it through her clothes. I left before anything took. It was just awful.