Massage Parlor Reports

[SnowGlow]

I am looking for a brothel. Seems like it is all motels and parlors. Anyone know how I might find one?

[TruckerBob]

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[OneOne9]

CNE 87th and Canyon Greeted by a Grannie wearing a mask and old lady shorts and top. The shop and vibe didn't do it for me at all. I was surprised when she quoted 70/60 +10 for TS.

16400 Hart Grannie and 35-40 friendly provider with a few extra pounds. I didn't have time to try 60/60 50/30.

Newberg 2504 Portland Rd. A very thin older lady with a page boy haircut. She told me I should stay and try, Not! 70/60 50/30 2 other AMPs within a block but I didn't have time to check out.

[WarpFactor69]

My plan was to stop by a few places and go back to the one that caught my interest. My second stop was the new place on 87th that's been referred to as Purple Orchard. There is no name on their signage and they have business cards from a shop in Vancouver, which is Purple Orchard.

It's in a basement and has a slight basement smell. YoYo greeted me and is younger than most. I'm guessing early 30's. She has a decent shape and an OK face. She essentially begged me to stay, but was sweet about it and I gave in. She collected the room fee of $70 and I gave her $80 and she didn't bring back any change.

The table had two rolled up towels and some kind of disposable cover on it. The rooms seem to be a bit spread out and have lockable doors.

I'm looking for different services than most of you and want a good massage with a bit of fun at the end. She started the massage. I learned she's from Taiwan. The massage was relaxing but only lasted about 5 minutes before she started teasing. My hand was hanging off the side of the table. While she was rubbing my ass, she reached down, grabbed my hand, and put it on her ass. The teasing got intense and she asked to roll over. She asked what I wanted. I told her I wasn't interested in boom-boom and how much other things cost. She told me whatever I want to pay. I got out my money and she asked for more. I told her that's all I had and that there was still another $10 she owed me. She agreed and said to bring more next time. I think it ended up being about $70-75.

She was extremely passionate and immediately went in for DFK. We cuddled for quite a while and I massaged her and I think brought her to a couple of O's and then she help me with a HJ.

One weird thing is that someone came to the door in the middle. It was a man speaking Chinese. I didn't see him. She slipped her dress back on and went to talk to him and came back in a couple of minutes later, dropped the dress and kept going. She said there was a man massaging another man in another room. Her English wasn't the greatest so I couldn't get the details. He came back one more time and got a hot towel from her. She closed and locked the door after that.

She's younger and probably a 6/10 for looks, but she was very friendly and extremely passionate. I was looking for decent massage and instead got a make-out session, which was also fun but not sure I'll go back for again.

YoYo cleaned up the room while I got dressed. She replaced the disposable cover on the table, but just rolled up the same two towels and put them back on the table.

Great report thank you. If you're okay with older ladies Nancy has always given me a fantastic detailed massage as well as anything else I want. You can do a search for Nancy under my posts, or send me a message if you wish. She's in the Cedar Hills area north side of highway 26.

[Trumpeter]

My plan was to stop by a few places and go back to the one that caught my interest. My second stop was the new place on 87th that's been referred to as Purple Orchard. There is no name on their signage and they have business cards from a shop in Vancouver, which is Purple Orchard.

It's in a basement and has a slight basement smell. YoYo greeted me and is younger than most. I'm guessing early 30's. She has a decent shape and an OK face. She essentially begged me to stay, but was sweet about it and I gave in. She collected the room fee of $70 and I gave her $80 and she didn't bring back any change.

The table had two rolled up towels and some kind of disposable cover on it. The rooms seem to be a bit spread out and have lockable doors.

I'm looking for different services than most of you and want a good massage with a bit of fun at the end. She started the massage. I learned she's from Taiwan. The massage was relaxing but only lasted about 5 minutes before she started teasing. My hand was hanging off the side of the table. While she was rubbing my ass, she reached down, grabbed my hand, and put it on her ass. The teasing got intense and she asked to roll over. She asked what I wanted. I told her I wasn't interested in boom-boom and how much other things cost. She told me whatever I want to pay. I got out my money and she asked for more. I told her that's all I had and that there was still another $10 she owed me. She agreed and said to bring more next time. I think it ended up being about $70-75.

She was extremely passionate and immediately went in for DFK. We cuddled for quite a while and I massaged her and I think brought her to a couple of O's and then she help me with a HJ.

One weird thing is that someone came to the door in the middle. It was a man speaking Chinese. I didn't see him. She slipped her dress back on and went to talk to him and came back in a couple of minutes later, dropped the dress and kept going. She said there was a man massaging another man in another room. Her English wasn't the greatest so I couldn't get the details. He came back one more time and got a hot towel from her. She closed and locked the door after that.

She's younger and probably a 6/10 for looks, but she was very friendly and extremely passionate. I was looking for decent massage and instead got a make-out session, which was also fun but not sure I'll go back for again.

YoYo cleaned up the room while I got dressed. She replaced the disposable cover on the table, but just rolled up the same two towels and put them back on the table.

[WarpFactor69]

It always amazes me what people will nitpick. Be they caps or not HH still means the same as hh, just pay closer attention when reading.

BTW. Or should I say BTW, I have been doing this a long time and know exactly what I can get for an HR (hr) at a given price point. I am old and extremely busy so msog is very difficult for me and I don't have time for 30 extra minutes of shitty massage, so the time I choose for what I am willing to cough up works very well for my preferences.

Fair enough, but paying above standard will make prices go even higher. If that's what you want, more power to you. I choose not to be part of the problem.

I wasn't nitpicking, I misunderstood your abbreviation and the way you worded the rest. At first glance I thought you paid $200 for a handy. After reading the other response and reading it again it makes more sense now.

[WarpFactor69]

He said HH so, half an hour.

He said "all on the menu" so I think in the recent words of a wise poster here that "should be enough to help you".

I get it now, I should have read it more carefully.

[MrBigPdx]

Decided to pop into Rainbow down in Salem. This place is always great. 90% of the time I walk in here there are 2 or 3 girls, attractive, and playful. Like they actually enjoy what they do. Never granny's here. I don't do granny's and only go to places where there are hotties. This time was no different. Was greeted by Apple. She's in her late 20's, petite, and had the skimpiest outfit on I've ever seen. Like something a stripper would wear. She has a great body. She walked up to me, pulled me close, and gave me a hug. While she was hugging me she stuck her hand down my shorts and grabbed my junk. I'm a commando guy in everyday life so this worked out. She was surprised how big I was, flaccid, and her eyes lit up. Anyhow she's pulling towards a room but I notice shoes in the hallway and so I ask who else is working. I like options. She says Tina. Seems like there are just as many Tina's as Coco's and Mimi's now. I used to love seeing a particular Tina (and knowing how a lot of these places are connect) it turns out to be the same one. I tell Apple that I want to wait for Tina and I head to the couch next to the door where she is. This is a room I always avoid because the walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling. Apple seems a bit upset but understands and goes in the back. 5 minutes later, while I'm just playing on my phone, Apple comes back and sits next to me but with her back leaning on the arm rest, knees bent and legs spread. I could see her pussy lips coming out of the thong and she's clean shaven. She then starts whispering in my ear while her hand is down my pants, starts stroking me, and saying stuff like, why don't I want to fuck her and she treats all men like Kings. She will be my little dirty ***** and do everything I tell her. It was awesome. I'm in great shape, good looking, smell good always, drive a very expensive car and successful. Not to be cocky but it's the truth and girls at these places notice it. It's nearing the end of Tina's massage and she's getting fucked. You can hear her moaning, skin slapping, and table squeaking. This is turning on both Apple and I. She on my lap, grinding me, kissing me and I'm sucking on her titties all the while listening to Tina taking it hard. I have to run so need to cut to the chase. Ended up doing 4 hands for 30 minutes. They love to have fun. Both are cute and younger. Pounded both. I like to talk during and learned that they are working together for the next couple of days and love cock. Literally said love fucking American men. They even said that a bachelor type party rolled in right before closing a couple nights back and since there were 6 guys and only 2 of them they each took 3 guys and fucked them all. Unbelievable. $$$ all in. Go see them before this duo disappears to LA.

[DirtyOldMan23]

Been too long since I posted. I took a break from Parlors for a bit. But came back with a bang.

Behind Walgreens 6115 NE 114th Ave #101, Vancouver, WA 98662.

She was a little older maybe 40's not sure. But had a great body even with the fake top. Massage was okay bit the flip was very nice. Standard $$ but my little guy was not super happy. So without asking she pulled off the cover and off we went. Told me after that it's normally a $$ upgrade but didn't ask for it. I tipped and she was happy. Honestly I think she took it personal that she couldn't finish me covered?

Also tried the newer pink one.

10214 SE Mill Plain Blvd B, Vancouver, WA 98664.

Very cute young and all natural. $$ straight to it and nothing extra. Not robot like but not comfortable, maybe new.

Good luck boys.

[AsianOrBust]

Thank you, I missed the hh part. My understanding has always been hh=half hour, HR=hour. So much easier when everyone uses the same format.

Too bad he doesn't know that one can easily get an hour of everything at 90% of the shops for 200, just like I did today, with a beautiful woman with great tits.

Regarding Hollywood, I was being discreet, so as not to create problems for her, since Hollywood has traditionally been a non FS shop. The other gentleman inquired if I was talking about privacy or something else that had changed, I made it clear it was not about privacy.

You understand the concept of discreet, correct?

If you are having difficulty grasping the gist of my comments, you are welcome to send me a message...happy to break it down for you.

BTW, I met the woman at the place on Foster. She is attractive, but pressured me for 250 hh. Ridiculous, I left. If one says no, 9 others will say yes.

On to the next

It always amazes me what people will nitpick. Be they caps or not HH still means the same as hh, just pay closer attention when reading.

BTW. Or should I say BTW, I have been doing this a long time and know exactly what I can get for an HR (hr) at a given price point. I am old and extremely busy so msog is very difficult for me and I don't have time for 30 extra minutes of shitty massage, so the time I choose for what I am willing to cough up works very well for my preferences.

[WarpFactor69]

He said HH so, half an hour.

He said "all on the menu" so I think in the recent words of a wise poster here that "should be enough to help you".

Thank you, I missed the hh part. My understanding has always been hh=half hour, HR=hour. So much easier when everyone uses the same format.

Too bad he doesn't know that one can easily get an hour of everything at 90% of the shops for 200, just like I did today, with a beautiful woman with great tits.

Regarding Hollywood, I was being discreet, so as not to create problems for her, since Hollywood has traditionally been a non FS shop. The other gentleman inquired if I was talking about privacy or something else that had changed, I made it clear it was not about privacy.

You understand the concept of discreet, correct?

If you are having difficulty grasping the gist of my comments, you are welcome to send me a message...happy to break it down for you.

BTW, I met the woman at the place on Foster. She is attractive, but pressured me for 250 hh. Ridiculous, I left. If one says no, 9 others will say yes.

On to the next

[k__rat]

Just to be clear, you paid 200 for how long, and you got what?

He said HH so, half an hour.

He said "all on the menu" so I think in the recent words of a wise poster here that "should be enough to help you".

[WarpFactor69]

SE Foster and SE 79th. Not sure the name as there is one name on the building and another on the sign out front and I think another on rubmaps. Met Tina there the other day. Petite, pretty, in her mid 20's. Curious if anyone else goes as to what age they think she is. I am not great at guessing. HH, very little massage, and went straight for the boys. Held on with one hand while lightly massaging with the other while face down. $$ in total with a little negotiation and all on the menu. Left happy and will return.

Just to be clear, you paid 200 for how long, and you got what?

[Dexxzy]

SE Foster and SE 79th. Not sure the name as there is one name on the building and another on the sign out front and I think another on rubmaps. Met Tina there the other day. Petite, pretty, in her mid 20's. Curious if anyone else goes as to what age they think she is.

At least Mid-30's.

Most obvious give-away is the face. So while you're on top take a good look at her face. Of course, if one is exposed to a lot of direct sun light, they tend to show age faster.

[AsianOrBust]

SE Foster and SE 79th. Not sure the name as there is one name on the building and another on the sign out front and I think another on rubmaps. Met Tina there the other day. Petite, pretty, in her mid 20's. Curious if anyone else goes as to what age they think she is. I am not great at guessing. HH, very little massage, and went straight for the boys. Held on with one hand while lightly massaging with the other while face down. $$ in total with a little negotiation and all on the menu. Left happy and will return.