Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnnySalami]

Her massage is weak. Very light touch. It's more about the extras with her.

Thinking about patronizing that place but mongers seem to focus on the extras side of the experience. How is the pre-flip though? Is the massage actually decent? One thing I like about the Thais is that even if you strike out on the extras, the massage part is usually pretty good in my experience.

[Korman23]

I stopped by a couple of days after they reopened and drew Penny. I had seen her before. Paid for an hour, got the TS and had a nice massage from her. After the flip, I explored her expanded menu. She's pretty solidly built, great tits, but there's some meat everywhere else too. I enjoyed myself and would consider returning, but I had developed a nice thing with Kim that I'll miss if she doesn't come back. When I was getting ready to leave, Penny introduced me to another girl named Young. Smaller, thinner, and a little older than Penny. If I go back and I had to choose, I'd still probably pick Penny if they're my options.

Just curious, but did it seem like they did some remodeling or anything special that required them to be closed for a few weeks? I have not been back since they reopened.

[Galleon]

Thinking about patronizing that place but mongers seem to focus on the extras side of the experience. How is the pre-flip though? Is the massage actually decent? One thing I like about the Thais is that even if you strike out on the extras, the massage part is usually pretty good in my experience.

[MikeyShakes]

Has anyone gone to see Karina advertising recently in Tysons? Not many AA providers around, wanting to see if this is Roxy / Zina using a new name or is this a new provider? Thanks.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22563280.html

She's OK, halfway decent massage with decent finish. You get what you pay for kind of situation at those prices.

[AlmostRetired]

You're a smarter monger then I.

I will say even with it being disappointing, I like to think I save other mongers time and money.

I had wanted to respond to your initial report. I visited Yumi twice. First visit was great with a small younger MT called Sana. Great massage and nice dream with a HJ to finish. Next visit total disaster. Sana wasn't available. Different young MT started and was good a second MT came in looked like who you saw, nice rack, cute face but sucky attitude. Tried to push me for 4 hands, after a few minutes she says something to the first MT and she leaves and she was no fun at all. I refused to pony up for 4 hands and of course I didn't get that. Deal breaker was they had no TS and no timeline to get one. Would like to go back and see Sana but with the plethora of what we have in NOVA I kinda decided to move on. If they install a TS, I may go back. I think I found them on bedpage and don't recall seeing sex in the ad.

Mongerers probably know there are several AMPs in that same office complex. Visited Sun Therapy after Yumi disappointed and that was a good visit as well.

[Jim Rob]

Why would you go to a place that advertises that in the headline? That's a red flag in my opinion.

You're a smarter monger then I.

I will say even with it being disappointing, I like to think I save other mongers time and money.

[Ksl93]

I'm pretty sure he saw the infamous Viviana. She's the outlier. He probably thought he hit the jackpot given her beauty, but that attitude of hers is second to none.

Yes. Don't get fooled by her looks and her being younger. She looked super bored the whole time. It was the most disappointed I've been at one of these places. And that says a lot.

[AlmostRetired]

Was up in Alexandria, stopped by Rich Wellness. It's just North of the Dollar Tree across from Beacon Hill Mall, the door faces the Dollar Tree.

Probably came close to not getting service, doing the "a long time ago" response to had I been there before? I ended up making a wrong turn guessing my way to the table shower (left, not right) and I think I had them concerned. I paid. 8 to the house when I arrived. After being dropped off after the TS, I put $. 6 on the table before my provider returned. This set her at ease, she said she forgot something and left, taking the money and then came back. Admit, I was a bit nervous I might be out the money.

However, my provider Aqua gave me a pretty good massage followed up with CBJ / CFS. The massage was better than some others I've had, a lot of pressure and she spent some time massaging my legs before the flip which was nice. The massage was not rushed. Before the flip I heard her dress hit the floor. Then she started light touch which proceeded to some kisses on the back of my shoulders. On the flip she started with a CBJ, I think she doing some interesting tongue action but it was dulled by the condom. Then on to CFS, CG, doggy, mish then back to CG as I got tired. Aqua is average age for a Virginia AMP, guessing late 30's or 40's. Very pretty face and like many Koreans (I think she's Korean, I believe it's a KAMP) her body was still that of someone in her 20's. Her English is more than good enough to carry on a conversation. She's going to be there for a while, I would repeat.

Didn't see anyone else there other than Mamasan who let me in and took house fee.

I did swing by Rich Wellness based on that fine report above from Eddie. I was ushered in by quite an older Mamasan and the familiarity of the spa came back to me. Mamasan was immediately quite playful and joking and let me know my MT would be in shortly. Gave her. 9 for the house as unusually I didn't have the precise amount, minutes later she comes back with change. By this time I was undressed and waiting for a towel. She right then pointed to the 3rd leg and said. We take care of him too? Two thumbs up from me. Then in comes my MT, Lucy probably in her 40's slender but with huge natural DDs. Shame she had zero behind! TS was nice during which Lucy did a huge amount of teasing. Back in the room, she made clear a full menu was on the table. Long story short, I did have a rollicking good time with Lucy. Feel free to PM for additional details. As I was leaving she insisted I meet the other hot younger provider. And yup, I was introduced to Aqua. Needless to say I'd be back.

[XxWhole]

I'm pretty sure he saw the infamous Viviana. She's the outlier. He probably thought he hit the jackpot given her beauty, but that attitude of hers is second to none.

Do you remember who you got? So that we don't waste our time or hers if her name comes up when trying to book an appointment.

[Jstor22]

Saw the add on bedpage that clearly says "sex" in the headline, never been to this place and decided to check them out.

Was met by Jessica, nice younger provider then you normally come across. She wore a mask, which I'm getting turned off by.

Booked an hour and given full hour. Massage was very professional and nice, but did get frustrated from lack of teasing. On the flip was asked where I would like massage, I pointed to my junk and lots of negotiation took place. She would not strip all the way, but did show me her kitty, that looked good. I couldn't get her to take her top off. She wouldn't allow touching when she had her vag out. I pushed hard for FS or body to body but respectful the entire time

I finished and was out. Girl was cute bc and nice, but I think HE only. Saw older gentleman on a computer up front on way out. . Very strange.

Why would you go to a place that advertises that in the headline? That's a red flag in my opinion.

[Galleon]

Decided to try FHOH after the recent reports. I called and asked for Sandra and I was given a time. I showed up and first thing they tell me is that she is not available, and that someone else was available. She was fine so after reading other reports I thought that I could try her since she seemed younger. Not a great massage and just rubbing with not much teasing. When I flipped she pointed and asked for a tip (didn't specify or told me to get it but I had left it as other reported in plain sight). She starts playing there, but when I try to touch her, she is hesitant. I asked if I could touch or see her and all I got was "Sorry". Overall very disappointing experience.

Do you remember who you got? So that we don't waste our time or hers if her name comes up when trying to book an appointment.

[Serpico99]

I've seen Tina 3 times. As has been discussed, she provides great and reasonably priced service. But I've started thinking about how smart it is to DFK a woman who probably DFKs a dozen or so other guys each day she's working and also puts their bare cocks and cum in her mouth. And this isn't even talking about eating and fucking her pussy w / o a condom. Like I said, I've done all that with her and it was very enjoyable. But I'm starting to wonder how smart it is. I'd be interested in any comments. Also, I have no interest in having to get tested regularly..

Someone said about maybe two months ago he ended up with strep throat after DFK Tina. Yeah, no thanks.

[SexyD]

It's about managing expectations. When you overtipth you raise expectations foe everyone. If someone feels they are getting less than they expect, they don't do as good of a job. So you may get your price, but it won't be enthusiastic service. You don't go to the store and offer to pay extra for your milk and bread do you? The post pandemic prices are high enough. Paying extra isn't going to get you special access and they won't like you any more. They only see the money. We are just a means to an end.

[UOTE=AlmostRetired;6166556]LOL if any Mongerer needs to take out a loan for an AMP then it is indeed time to retire. I doubt my periodic visits to Linda or any MT will suffice for them to jack up damage costs. Remember we have an embarrassment of AMPs in the area if you price yourself out of the market the market will move on. That said I also believe to each his own We all reward the MTs as we see fit. Some of us may be more generous than others but that's the normal nature of life. I'm sure we all don't tip the same when we eat out at the same place and could even be served by the same server. No Mongerer should extend themselves beyond what they are able to handle. There are far too many fish in the sea for that. Paraphrasing what some say here. Always treat the ladies with dignity and respect. [ / QUOTE].

[Ksl93]

Did you have any issues contacting them? I am struggling to get answers to schedule an appointment.

Decided to try FHOH after the recent reports. I called and asked for Sandra and I was given a time. I showed up and first thing they tell me is that she is not available, and that someone else was available. She was fine so after reading other reports I thought that I could try her since she seemed younger. Not a great massage and just rubbing with not much teasing. When I flipped she pointed and asked for a tip (didn't specify or told me to get it but I had left it as other reported in plain sight). She starts playing there, but when I try to touch her, she is hesitant. I asked if I could touch or see her and all I got was "Sorry". Overall very disappointing experience.

[Jim Rob]

Saw the add on bedpage that clearly says "sex" in the headline, never been to this place and decided to check them out.

Was met by Jessica, nice younger provider then you normally come across. She wore a mask, which I'm getting turned off by.

Booked an hour and given full hour. Massage was very professional and nice, but did get frustrated from lack of teasing. On the flip was asked where I would like massage, I pointed to my junk and lots of negotiation took place. She would not strip all the way, but did show me her kitty, that looked good. I couldn't get her to take her top off. She wouldn't allow touching when she had her vag out. I pushed hard for FS or body to body but respectful the entire time

I finished and was out. Girl was cute bc and nice, but I think HE only. Saw older gentleman on a computer up front on way out. . Very strange.