Massage Parlor Reports

**FastHustler** · 10-02-22 12:42

So I decided to try them out since I read a favorable review and it was closer to me today. Wish I drove the extra 15 minutes to Relax I've never had a bad time or tip issues. Anyways I got June and 5 min in she is asking what I want after just doing a soft tickeling massage. She was hit by the ugly stick so I just wanted a standard finish. She says it's 80 I said I have 60 she says we'll we will just do a hh then. I say fine whatever. I should have just left but I was craving a massage. Lesson learned I will never repeat waste of money! They are overpriced for what you get. For that price I could have went to bbu.

**LandRover20** · 10-02-22 10:33

Originally Posted by Zigster42 [View Original Post]

I finally had time to make it back out to LA Spa today and finally have succeeded in getting what I wanted thanks to the advice I was given many moons ago. Now for the experience. I was greeted at the door and asked for an hr. Mostly because I wanted time to relax and the lady who's name I didn't get led me to the room. Offered a shower and accepted. Really enjoyed that. Afterward I was brought back to the room, worked through the massage until she finally asked the question. Told her everything and quoted $ . 4 which I thought was a bit high but I said screw it and agreed (I know, shame on me) Nice naturals with a bit older face with tons of makeup on and wore a short dress. We did our thing and I left happily satisfied. I'll likely repeat but now that I have a bit of practice I may end up visiting other locations before hand.

Hoping this helps add to the community and encourages some other newbies to try it out too. Sorry it took so long for me to follow up but I've been having a very busy several months.

Zig.

Was it a stand up shower and did she join? Is the place relatively clean? I see a lot of not so great reviews for this place in the Lansing forum. Feel free to PM me.

**Sparty On 1234** · 10-02-22 08:06

Originally Posted by MaesHut [View Original Post]

Hello all!

New here and had a question.

Going to be in GR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on where to go. Looking for a provider that does BBBJCIM in their massage. I've heard Asian Ivy is a good place but haven't seen anything about them providing this service. I've also read through the forum a bit and saw some very high recommendations for Jezebel. Any recommendations are appreciated!

Check out Saisha at Royal Touch. Hot young Latina with an amazing mouth. Get her in a 69 and if she likes young tongue her mouth will get you off quickly. Jezebel is great too but her mouth does not compare to Saisha's.

**Zigster42** · 10-01-22 22:31

Originally Posted by ManiakFun [View Original Post]

Sorry if I misinterpreted, but you paid 4 bills at an AMP with an old lady for FS? God I hope I got that wrong because that is insanely high. Come to Chicago and you'll have a 10, young, for that fee.

LOL No, I didn't pay that much. I'd have just left if it was even remotely that high. I said older looking face but really she just looked like she was in her 40's to me, hence why I was reluctant to even pay what I did. For clarity, it was under 2 bennies.

Also, I may have to check out what you're talking about in Chicago some time in the near future.

**Member #6286** · 10-01-22 22:02

Originally Posted by ManiakFun [View Original Post]

She's advertising on stg but I searched and no reviews. Pics look slim and hot and young lots of ink. Anyone experience of her?

So I almost booked today since I got no intel. But she said she's in Cascade area and I was a little far. So we texted and then she sent me her pic. Well, it didn't match the ad even tho she said that's her. So I reversed searched and found it to be a generic pic on Pinterest. Her pic looks real but not the same girl. And not knowing which spa is in Cascade, I opted out. BTW, the pic she sent of herself is rather attractive also. So if one of you want to TOFTT go ahead and try. I'm not here long enough to waste time. She goes by Ally on stg, slim inked girl, nice cleavage pic, etc.

**Member #6286** · 10-01-22 21:57

Originally Posted by Zigster42 [View Original Post]

I finally had time to make it back out to LA Spa today and finally have succeeded in getting what I wanted thanks to the advice I was given many moons ago. Now for the experience. I was greeted at the door and asked for an hr. Mostly because I wanted time to relax and the lady who's name I didn't get led me to the room. Offered a shower and accepted. Really enjoyed that. Afterward I was brought back to the room, worked through the massage until she finally asked the question. Told her everything and quoted $ . 4 which I thought was a bit high but I said screw it and agreed (I know, shame on me) Nice naturals with a bit older face with tons of makeup on and wore a short dress. We did our thing and I left happily satisfied. I'll likely repeat but now that I have a bit of practice I may end up visiting other locations before hand.

Hoping this helps add to the community and encourages some other newbies to try it out too. Sorry it took so long for me to follow up but I've been having a very busy several months.

Zig.

Sorry if I misinterpreted, but you paid 4 bills at an AMP with an old lady for FS? God I hope I got that wrong because that is insanely high. Come to Chicago and you'll have a 10, young, for that fee.

**NoseJelly** · 10-01-22 21:01

No mas dinero / dólares por Tui Na or the Blessings Chain or any business owned by Mamasan Michelle, after 10 or so years of patronage!

Texted Joy at Tui Na for a 1 hour massage tonight. She says it's super slow, so come on in. I get there and the usual fun time begins. 5 minutes in, the door ding dong goes off and some dude says he has an appointment! Joy tells him she's busy and come back in an hour. Dude leaves and calls Mamasan Michelle and complains. Instead of apologizing for double booking him, she starts calling Joy until she finally answers her cell. Michelle tells Joy to short my 1 hour massage and take care of the dude! Now Michelle has all of her girls scared shitless that if they don't jump, when she snaps her fingers, theyll get fired. This is why most of her girls won't do a hand on cock HJ, but will let you DIY it. They're scared of her. So after Joy finishes a great HJ on me she confesses that she has to short me per Mamasan. She apologizes a dozen times and says she'll give me extra time next time. Again the door ding dongs and the dude comes in. So I get dressed and hand Joy a shorted tip. She looks bummed but says she understands. I tell her to let Michelle know I won't be coming back unless it's a freebie! Joy hugs me and says sorry again and I leave. I plan on texting Michelle tomorrow to let her know I'm cutting her off. We'll she what she has to say.

This is classic AMP shenanigans. When business is down, raise prices and short the customers. It's no surprise to me, but just a friendly warning to anyone that is considering the local AMP scene. Luckily there's a lot of competition on the AMP front! Too bad for Joy. She's a sweetheart! Oh Well.

NJ.

**Zigster42** · 10-01-22 13:33

I finally had time to make it back out to LA Spa today and finally have succeeded in getting what I wanted thanks to the advice I was given many moons ago. Now for the experience. I was greeted at the door and asked for an hr. Mostly because I wanted time to relax and the lady who's name I didn't get led me to the room. Offered a shower and accepted. Really enjoyed that. Afterward I was brought back to the room, worked through the massage until she finally asked the question. Told her everything and quoted $ . 4 which I thought was a bit high but I said screw it and agreed (I know, shame on me) Nice naturals with a bit older face with tons of makeup on and wore a short dress. We did our thing and I left happily satisfied. I'll likely repeat but now that I have a bit of practice I may end up visiting other locations before hand.

Hoping this helps add to the community and encourages some other newbies to try it out too. Sorry it took so long for me to follow up but I've been having a very busy several months.

Zig.

**Benz1** · 10-01-22 13:13

Originally Posted by LandRover20 [View Original Post]

Sounds like a lot of red flags on this one, Benz. Weird she would go through all the trouble of creating such a detailed ad then not be able to follow through for several various reasons.

I'm trying it her way now, sent her a message to set an appointment next week and No response so far.

**LandRover20** · 10-01-22 10:50

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

She has to get her phone started again and I haven't texted her back, delay till tomorrow, she sent me a text. I'm going soon just don't know when, it's creating a little anxiety on her part. Hopefully she needs the money and makes more service available on day one.

Sounds like a lot of red flags on this one, Benz. Weird she would go through all the trouble of creating such a detailed ad then not be able to follow through for several various reasons.

**Merlot69** · 10-01-22 10:47

Whos the go to girl here a do they offer full menu there all pretty any feedback of menu.

**LandRover20** · 10-01-22 10:47

A friend was in Relax recently for what he described as another stellar session with Lily. On his way out he noticed a taller girl, nice body, cute face, longish hair, maybe 35-40. Anyone know who that might be? Feel free to PM me.

**MaesHut** · 09-30-22 13:57

Hello all!

New here and had a question.

Going to be in GR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on where to go. Looking for a provider that does BBBJCIM in their massage. I've heard Asian Ivy is a good place but haven't seen anything about them providing this service. I've also read through the forum a bit and saw some very high recommendations for Jezebel. Any recommendations are appreciated!

**Member #6286** · 09-30-22 13:23

She's advertising on stg but I searched and no reviews. Pics look slim and hot and young lots of ink. Anyone experience of her?

**Member #6603** · 09-30-22 11:59

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

Ah. The heart just flutters at the sound of her name. So many of us here smile at the thought of time spent with this goddess. I almost hate to point out to you heathens that she is making a rare weekend appearance in our adventure laden fantasies. Maybe I should book all of the limited number of appointments available and keep this mocha skinned lovely to myself. If you have experienced this embodiment of sensual pleasure, you know of what I speak. She simply continues to astound. And she apparently has a couple appointments available on Friday and Saturday for whatever lucky lottery winner has the good fortune to schedule with her.

Remember she likes cognac. But if you cheap bastards can't pull that off. Then try bringing sweet fruit wine and fresh fruit like blueberries and raspberries and grapes. Or maybe a bagel with avocado cream cheese. Why am I helping you imbeciles? It's because she deserves better than what we bring! Bring gifts. Bring tips. Whatever you give will be so worth it.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...-/390827635228

Enjoy.

G2.

Ha! Such a way with words, Gene! But all very true! She is truly wonderful and amazing!