Massage Parlor Reports

[Zippy69]

Tried to go to Purple Orchid. (By Walgreens).

Some dumbass was parked in front, sitting on a crotch rocket motorcycle with his helmet and full gear on including gloves. It looked like he was trying to do something on his phone. He had the opioid head bob and weave going and looked like whatever he was on was causing him to struggle doing whatever he was trying to do. I saw a lady poke her head out to see what the hell was happening. The last thing I wanted was for a crack head to come in and make a scene mid session. So I waited. Them a.

Woman pulled up a couple of spots away and just sat there. WTF? I waited 15 min and bailed.

Went down to Sunny. Saw Lulu. She's decent. A bit rushed. Body seemed good and firm. Hard to tell the mid section because they wear dresses they can pull down the top and lift up the bottom. I guess so if we are interrupted they can be dressed in 5 seconds. Anyway, hoped to try something new. Maybe next time.

[RobeMaps]

Pretty much just had my worst experience ever. Tried to go to the place outlined by TiedYed, and unfortunately for whatever reason they were closed (a guy was inside saying they were closed for day).

So, I went across the street (Canyon), to the one next to the dog boarding facility to try for first time.

Girl looked decent, maybe Korean, and I was already out, so opted for half hour. Following is a list of reasons to never go back to that shitshow.

1.) Gave her the. 6 for half hour, she comes in and immediately grazes my junk and asks how much I'm tipping. No massage at all yet, and I was a dumbass for not slowing things down and getting the massage first.

2.) Responded by pointing at mouth, negotiations ensued, and finally I was able to fight her down to 1. She asked for tip first, and upon her return, pulls out a wrap. Tried to go bare, but she refused and I already tipped.

3.) Cleans my junk with liquid poured on a paper towel and roughly wipes. It burned liked a mofo.

4.) She goes mouth for like 15 seconds, then proceeded to try and jackhammer her way to completion. She goes so hard I had to tell her to slow down / stop at least 3 times. It was pretty much a rough HJ with a wrap on. Tried to otc or get her out of her clothes, she demanded more tip to do so. Fuck that.

5.) She gets surprised I'm not blowing in 1 minute, complains, and asks why I'm taking so long.

6.) When we finally get finished, (half from me trying to last longer to spite her) she wipes the area fast and says ok we're done. I inquire about the rest of the time and massage (like 10 min had passed), she gets pissy and re-iterated she was done.

7.) Remember reason 1? I had to demand my $10 change back for the $60 I gave her, and she acted completely surprised.

So buyer beware, go if you want the most rushed service in your entire life, with the most uninterested girl, and not get a massage.

[TiedYed2112]

The one next to the soccer shop, or the one next to the dog place?

On the corner. Facing 87th, there is a restaurant above it, I think, and a art studio (sculpture), next to it. A car dealership directly across 87th, The Post Office is across the street and down a little.

[RamblinJavlin]

Gracias. I much appreciate it.

[Abkbk]

Decided to try out Hillsboritto 9th since I've never tried a session there. Got there and was met by two at least mid 40's girls that had a back and forth when I entered of who's turn it was. That gave me enough time to think and decide "nope. Turnaround and escape" so after they decided who would take care of me, I asked about the hf and then used the excuse that I'll be back after I get money. Unknown to them was that I had contacted earlier asking about the hf already.

Off to my plan B even with all the roadwork going on which almost made me cancel and go to my plan C. Haven't been to Quijin for a long time since the ceilings were put in. Arrived and at this point the little head was taking over so when I arrived and was greeted, I just stayed for the session because the girl looked better at the entrance than afterwards in the darker room and hallway on the way out. Asked for hr, but was told only hhr. 5 so whatever, just saved me money. Damage after flip 1. 6, the massage beforehand was strong and not bad. My plan C was Angel Hall since it's been a while since I've been there too.

[Sancho1999]

I'd like to know as well por favor.

http://purpleorchardspa.com/

Your welcome.

[Trumpeter]

SW Barbur. Study up on the tantra. Have to put in the work=multiple sessions. YMMV. But it's all available if you're up for the challenge. House fee is 16+.

I'm not able to decipher this one. Is it an independent or a spa? I didn't have any luck when searching for either.

[RamblinJavlin]

I'd like to know as well por favor.

[BigGulp]

SW Barbur. Study up on the tantra. Have to put in the work=multiple sessions. YMMV. But it's all available if you're up for the challenge. House fee is 16+.

[RobeMaps]

87th and Canyon has three spots withing a block. This is the one on 87th. The ads online are explicit. They also have a shop in Vancouver. On the first visit, older lady, the rub was meh, plenty of extras available. No negotiations on the flip, she just asked for a tip afterwards. . 5/. 7 house fee. Today, a younger, attractive woman, said her name was Yoyo. She said she needed the tip first, but then got on her knees. She has no limits.

The one next to the soccer shop, or the one next to the dog place?

[TiedYed2112]

87th and Canyon has three spots withing a block. This is the one on 87th. The ads online are explicit. They also have a shop in Vancouver. On the first visit, older lady, the rub was meh, plenty of extras available. No negotiations on the flip, she just asked for a tip afterwards. . 5/. 7 house fee. Today, a younger, attractive woman, said her name was Yoyo. She said she needed the tip first, but then got on her knees. She has no limits.

[JjHoliday]

I said no last week to $200 and countered with 1. 4. She said no. I then said but ok to what I thought was a $100 BJ. Turned out she claimed I said ok to a 1. 4 BJ. I just didn't feel like arguing. These women are so fucking stupid. Now I'll never go back. For $40 she lost someone who likely would have spent 100's more over the coming months at the place.

She did the same to me. I settled for basic. When it was over she wanted to upcharge me for touching her tits. Thinking she might be gone I gave the place another try last time. I guess fortunately they were busy so I moved on.

[Zippy69]

I would like to know the name of that shop.

In Vancouver. I posted about it a few days ago. YoYo. Some guys like her and the place. Each to their own.

[WarpFactor69]

I said no last week to $200 and countered with 1. 4. She said no. I then said but ok to what I thought was a $100 BJ. Turned out she claimed I said ok to a 1. 4 BJ. I just didn't feel like arguing. These women are so fucking stupid. Now I'll never go back. For $40 she lost someone who likely would have spent 100's more over the coming months at the place.

I would like to know the name of that shop.

[Zippy69]

Could you give the location of purple spa. Here or PM if you'd rather. It's not showing on any search.

Thanks man.

So hadn't been in a little bit and had a craving show some good reviews on RM of a newer place that opened right by my work.

I went in at lunch time there's a Walgreens that shares the same lot. Parked and walked in, was greeted by a mid 40's women and taken back. Asked how long got an hour with a table shower.

The table shower was the best I've ever had she soaped up her hands and started rubbing up and down my back. She slipped in between my cheeks and washed me well there. On the flip she ran her soapy hands across my body and would give my cock some solid strokes to get me nice and hard.

When it was over she dried me off and continued to stroke my cock keeping me hard. She then looked at me and bent down and took my bare cock in her mouth for a few bobs.

Once in the room she immediately put the pillow on the bed and asked what I wanted I said everything and we agreed on a price. As I was already hard she slipped the condom I provided on got naked and climbed on top riding me cowgirl. After about 5 minutes I busted in the cover but stayed hard and she continued to ride me then sat down and grinded on me until I felt her walls squeeze me. When she lifted up the condom came off with her.

She wiped me down then had to flip and we started the massage which was pretty good but I was so relaxed I didn't care too much about it. She gave ke her number and said to text her whenever I wanted to come in.