Massage Parlor Reports

[GeneralObvious]

Good luck with that in Chicago. This scene is the worst. And definitely don't try to schedule more than a half hour because Chicago girls are finished after 30 minutes no matter what.

Though you can get a pretty good one hour massage w / L1 at Thai Princess for $170 all in. Even that is nothing to write home about. I miss New York.

I rarely, if ever, get bad service in Chicago. Don't follow the crowds. Service goes in the crapper when spas get too busy. The best spas are the ones that are rarely mentioned. Stick to those, and enjoy yourself. Who do you see at Princess who charges you $100 for L1? Unless it's a nude L1, I would pass.

[Sam3990]

She's legit, nice little spinner used to operate out of apt. In Schiller park, YMMV but she is worth a go, 1 or 2 other girls work w / her. Seen her twice and there was a differwnt girl with her both times. So so massage but lots of teasing w L1 finish by a hot girl. Not sure about current location ( storefront or not )

What was the damage?

[Falken]

Found her on CL https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...524438897.html.

Saw Linda, a while back at an office building, near LaBagh Woods. She appeared to be in her mid to late 20's. She's tiny, body is slim and fit, looks 6-7/10, didn't talk much. She works with another girl who is there in the afternoons. 70 for 30 minutes, 100 for 60 minutes.

Service: Average to below-average massage with limited touching, lasted all of maybe 10 minutes before the menu was brought up. HJ 60, CBJ 140. There were options for nude / topless CBJ, I wasnt interested and don't remember details.

I would not repeat.

Thanks for the feedback. Interesting that it's a different phone number than the other listing. Perhaps one is for one girl and the other number is for her companion. (EDIT: A tineye search of that image on Craigslist returns over 20 hits from all over the internet so I'm guessing that's likely a fake photo.)

[Hoffman Oliver]

She's legit, nice little spinner used to operate out of apt. In Schiller park, YMMV but she is worth a go, 1 or 2 other girls work w / her. Seen her twice and there was a differwnt girl with her both times. So so massage but lots of teasing w L1 finish by a hot girl.
Not sure about current location ( storefront or not )

Found her on CL https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...524438897.html.

Saw Linda, a while back at an office building, near LaBagh Woods. She appeared to be in her mid to late 20's. She's tiny, body is slim and fit, looks 6-7/10, didn't talk much. She works with another girl who is there in the afternoons. 70 for 30 minutes, 100 for 60 minutes.

Service: Average to below-average massage with limited touching, lasted all of maybe 10 minutes before the menu was brought up. HJ 60, CBJ 140. There were options for nude / topless CBJ, I wasnt interested and don't remember details.

I would not repeat.

[CougarBear]

Good luck with that in Chicago. This scene is the worst. And definitely don't try to schedule more than a half hour because Chicago girls are finished after 30 minutes no matter what.

Made that mistake this weekend. Paid for an hour at 819 as was back on the street in about 35 minutes after an uninspiring session.

[Nowhere500]

First of all, thank you kind Sir for reporting the actual events as it happened! Bravo.

I'm headed to Chicago for work and Orange and BHC are on my list.

These providers know Damn well what to do:

1. Poor massage.

2. Teasing.

3. Flip and BBBJ.

4. Stripper slide.

5. BBBJ with magic condom placed on dick.

6. Cowgirl like they fucking love it!

7. Reverse CG, missionary, beg for doggie.

8. Back to BBBJ and CIM.

9. Then ask for 2nd round if 5+ minutes are left.

It irks me when they play stupid!

Good luck with that in Chicago. This scene is the worst. And definitely don't try to schedule more than a half hour because Chicago girls are finished after 30 minutes no matter what.

Though you can get a pretty good one hour massage w / L1 at Thai Princess for $170 all in. Even that is nothing to write home about. I miss New York.

[Papahound]

Went to OD to see J. She's a vet for sure, kept staring at me. With the lights down it was kind of creepy. But I've been told over the years I give off LEO vibes. The bad, she is old, phone constantly rings, constantly stopping. The good has been mentioned here already, that is if you want it from your grandmother. Followed tip best practices referenced here on the board. Will not repeat. Some things get so hyped up you got to see for yourself. Not for me, but respect to her and to all. Can't knock her hustle. She was nice, professional, and I saw something I have never seen at an AMP, two people in the other room Cleaning after another monger left.

Papa.

[Sam3990]

Thanks for the info. I usually like to make sure I'm not walking into a dangerous situation so it helps put my mind at ease to get some confirmation that its on the level. Might give it a try this week.

Following. Please review for damage and service level (1/2/3). TIA.

[Falken]

She's legit, nice little spinner used to operate out of apt. In Schiller park, YMMV but she is worth a go, 1 or 2 other girls work w / her. Seen her twice and there was a differwnt girl with her both times. So so massage but lots of teasing w L1 finish by a hot girl.
Not sure about current location ( storefront or not )

Thanks for the info. I usually like to make sure I'm not walking into a dangerous situation so it helps put my mind at ease to get some confirmation that its on the level. Might give it a try this week.

[RichL1234]

Kind've a longshot here but I was wondering if anyone has seen this girl before? I've seen her posting ads on some of the usual places like Bedpage, Adult Search, etc. Nothing about it seems off to me but there isn't much in the way of reviews anywhere and Linda is a very common provider name. I suspect that it's more of an incall massage residence rather than a storefront so I'm usually more cautious with those type of places and prefer having some review info. Cicero and Elston is the locale and it seems to be a Latina provider. Any info is appreciated.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...6-2808347.html

She's legit, nice little spinner used to operate out of apt. In Schiller park, YMMV but she is worth a go, 1 or 2 other girls work w / her. Seen her twice and there was a differwnt girl with her both times. So so massage but lots of teasing w L1 finish by a hot girl.
Not sure about current location ( storefront or not )

[Falken]

Kind've a longshot here but I was wondering if anyone has seen this girl before? I've seen her posting ads on some of the usual places like Bedpage, Adult Search, etc. Nothing about it seems off to me but there isn't much in the way of reviews anywhere and Linda is a very common provider name. I suspect that it's more of an incall massage residence rather than a storefront so I'm usually more cautious with those type of places and prefer having some review info. Cicero and Elston is the locale and it seems to be a Latina provider. Any info is appreciated.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...6-2808347.html

[OldSchoolGuy73]

I moved a year and a half ago to the south side near Worth. Seams like everthing is on the north. Anyone no anything south?

I've heard Apple on 83 but never been.

[BbwsYum]

Saw an online d that said the following. Seems too good to be true. Anyone have actual experience there?

Their ad:

[address omitted and phone) Howard St, Evanston 6xxx2.

10 am-9:30 pm.

Hi, Gentlemen!

New VIP Young Sexy Asians Arrived today!

Service is Priority. Sexiest and hottest are the Priorities!

Young, Open-minded, Naughty. Tongue brush your dick, wet pussy rub you to the heaven.

GFE+BBBJ+69+Nuru massage+B2B+Mutual Touch+French Kissing+Suck&Lick+Easy Parking+5 stars services+amazing skills.

[Coopertars]

Was tip $180 or $130?

Sorry for the delay. It was $50 door fee + $130 tip. $180 total.

[JamesTChicago]

That was actually popular foot spa. There's not an rub map reviews, so I think it's a legit place. That said, there were a couple bad reviews on google from women. So who knows.

James.

I was running errand on Saturday and driving down Milwaukee on the great Nort'West side of the city. Drove past Popular Spa.

I don't think it was Popular Foot Spa but it was south of Lawrence snd before Irving Park on the east side of the street.

Just curious if I was imagining it or if anyone has visited.