Massage Parlor Reports

[PeterGuzinya]

If you give them 60 and are polite and a nice guy, they will be happy with 60. If you shave it to 50 or 40 they will be disappointed. The way I look at it the 20 means more to them than it does to me. If they are friendly and do a good job reward them a bit. If they are not friendly, mechanical and jack hammer, shave them a bit.

If I'm not caressing a woman's breasts or fingering a clit, the provider is going to be whacking Willie for weeks. I need some inspiration. I've always assumed utc play was worth a little extra. Fifty for boobs, 60 for stink finger. I have no problem with saying just massage. I've got the feeling lately that the two A girls might be short timers. But attitude is everything in that curtained room. If I want pouty and sullen I can just stay home.

[SpicyCurry]

I went to BW and asked for Cow-knee, and was told there is no such girl but half a dozen other guys are asking for her. I had to "make do" with Linda for a great serssion beyond all expectations.

I was comparing Cao Nee's looks at Anna BW and mistakenly wrote Bamboo, but it was actually SH downstairs. Temp mms Grace was up front and told me about new girl CaoNee. Don't know if she's new or just new to me.

[Nice Guy 99]

Haven't been visit AMPs in a few months and I heard and read here that they're expecting / asking. 6 for he? Is this accurate?

If you give them 60 and are polite and a nice guy, they will be happy with 60. If you shave it to 50 or 40 they will be disappointed. The way I look at it the 20 means more to them than it does to me. If they are friendly and do a good job reward them a bit. If they are not friendly, mechanical and jack hammer, shave them a bit.

[Skinny Dugan]

Anna insisted on $60 from me, and I wasn’t allowed touching, even OTC. She pushed away when I tried. I haven't been back since. It was the way that she did it that didn't sit well with me.

Haven't been visit AMPs in a few months and I heard and read here that they're expecting / asking. 6 for he? Is this accurate?

[NoClue02]

Haven't been visit AMPs in a few months and I heard and read here that they're expecting / asking. 6 for he? Is this accurate?

[TommyGaines]

After reading the myriad of reports. Some legit, others pure BS based on the attention craving musings of a sad lonely poster- decided to see for myself.

Went to gym first and then bamboo so was looking forward to it as I like a post workout massage. Went in and saw the mamasan. Was hoping they had 45 minutes but only 30/60. She charged me 45 for an hour so still mega affordable. Asked for Andi based on the reports here and was greeted by another gal, not andi but since it was my first time thought it was her so said "nice to see you again" as she led me to the back in a super dark curtained area. Started undressing and Andi came in with a new sheet for the table- made me feel like it was a clean operation though she could have just been reusing sheets over and over. Also got me thinking that maybe every girl who works there may be known as Andi.

Anyhow- she gets to it and it was legit great massage. She was digging in with her elbows and when they say deep tissue there weren't fucking around. I like a good strong, firm massage and she was delivering to the point I thought I was going to need a safe word to get her to ease off. Spent a lot of time on neck back and shoulders before working my legs. She applied a good amount of oil and started the tease which wax expertly given. At times thought she was about to jam her finger in my ahole but she never did which was ok with me. After a good 5 minutes of tease we hit the flip and was a good handy. Started slow and worked into the JH. Finished and cleaned up. She worked a bit more on my chest and shoulders.

All in all excellent massage and excellent tease / buildup. Tipped her $60 and she didn't make a sad face or ask for more.

Was a great experience and will probably try downstairs place next just to see the difference.

But certainly worthy of the top 5.

To quote The Gray Man which I watched over the weekend, sounds like "just another Thursday" at BW. With their elbow, I usually tell them to go medium or soft, and that finger, I'd tell them just the outside, not inside. Although I'm surprised Andie didn't stick it in.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Other than I haven't been there but a few times in these many years of hobbying. I've heard plenty of good stuff though. Air Body and Bali are two others I've enjoyed but just not as frequently. DarkroomDaddy had a good idea with this 'Top 5' suggestion. Several mentioned I need to revisit as it's been a long time cumming. Ehr. Coming. Ehr. Going!

L&L has some good stuff going on. But like I discovered there and a few other places like Bali. If you just show up and say give me anyone, you get the lousiest girl in the bullpen. But if you know who the super stars are. You go home a happy and drained man.

[WoodYee]

I've driven by this place hundreds of times and decided to give it a shot. Walked in and paid the $60 for the hour. A thicker gal named Ivy led me to the room. She had a big rack and was wearing a one piece dress at the time. She asked if I had been there before and I told her I have a long time ago. Massage honestly was very average. Not much deep pressure or anything. I did notice at the door it said for deep tissue massage or hot stones an extra $10. Not sure if this would change the massage but maybe I'll ask in the future. Ivy did quite a bit of teasing and on the flip she teased even more before going into the HE. HE wasn't bad and she ended up grabbing my hand and putting it on one of her tits. She did the flicking of my nipple which honestly I don't care much for but whatever. Ended up blowing my load anyways. She then finished up with a little more massage before the hour was up. Before I left she mentioned they do shaving and waxing as well. Might take them up on that service down the road. Tipped her $50 and went on my way.

-Woodyee.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.

I went to BW and asked for Cow-knee, and was told there is no such girl but half a dozen other guys are asking for her. I had to "make do" with Linda for a great serssion beyond all expectations.

[Mr Plumber]

Thanks Plumber. Any reason why you didn't put L&L on this list?

Other than I haven't been there but a few times in these many years of hobbying. I've heard plenty of good stuff though. Air Body and Bali are two others I've enjoyed but just not as frequently. DarkroomDaddy had a good idea with this 'Top 5' suggestion. Several mentioned I need to revisit as it's been a long time cumming. Ehr. Coming. Ehr. Going!

[PeterGuzinya]

I saw Linda at true Care. 40 yo. Decent body. Relaxing massage. Perky B's for her age. I sat up and she did bra up and I reached in to find an unshaven pussy. She took it pretty well when I shot on her hip. 65. I recommend.

[BenderOver]

Top 5; Not in Rank Order:

5* - Euclid and Edinger.

My Happy Feet. Bolsa and Brookhurst.

Happy Day Spa. Bolsa near Beach Blvd.

Golden Star. Euclid and Chapman.

Bamboo Wood and / or SH. Both at Westminster and Magnolia.

All are good for a decent, if not excellent, massage and HJ, at non-GPS rates. Also from (almost) any of them, the more you invest in time and roses with a specific provider, the more you'll receive in return. All the way up to and including BBFS.

Have fun, Ladies and Gents.

Thanks Plumber. Any reason why you didn't put L&L on this list?

[QuickOne]

Joy Spa (F. V.) closed. I miss how she would squeeze her body onto my back as the massage. I felt like I was being ridden like Seabisquit.

Mindy from Solace (S. A.) now in Orange. Barberwaxingqueen. Easy on the eyes.

True Care (S. A.) nice massage.

Seven Seas (C. M.) Good massage and excellent use of her feet!

Happy Happy (Westminster) Hit or miss with rotating staff.

[OcSteven]

After reading the myriad of reports. Some legit, others pure BS based on the attention craving musings of a sad lonely poster- decided to see for myself.

Went to gym first and then bamboo so was looking forward to it as I like a post workout massage. Went in and saw the mamasan. Was hoping they had 45 minutes but only 30/60. She charged me 45 for an hour so still mega affordable. Asked for Andi based on the reports here and was greeted by another gal, not andi but since it was my first time thought it was her so said "nice to see you again" as she led me to the back in a super dark curtained area. Started undressing and Andi came in with a new sheet for the table- made me feel like it was a clean operation though she could have just been reusing sheets over and over. Also got me thinking that maybe every girl who works there may be known as Andi.

Anyhow- she gets to it and it was legit great massage. She was digging in with her elbows and when they say deep tissue there weren't fucking around. I like a good strong, firm massage and she was delivering to the point I thought I was going to need a safe word to get her to ease off. Spent a lot of time on neck back and shoulders before working my legs. She applied a good amount of oil and started the tease which wax expertly given. At times thought she was about to jam her finger in my ahole but she never did which was ok with me. After a good 5 minutes of tease we hit the flip and was a good handy. Started slow and worked into the JH. Finished and cleaned up. She worked a bit more on my chest and shoulders.

All in all excellent massage and excellent tease / buildup. Tipped her $60 and she didn't make a sad face or ask for more.

Was a great experience and will probably try downstairs place next just to see the difference.

But certainly worthy of the top 5.

[PeterGuzinya]

Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.

I went in based on your review and the mms said no new girl and no Vietnamese. Are you sure it was Bamboo Wood? It worked out ok, I got Jessica. Attractive woman. Nice handy. But I'd be interested if that's another shop you went to.