Strip Club Reports

[Csdnoob]

There is a little person working at YS on the weekends lately.

I have no idea what her name is.

She was in odyssey last night.

[Fla Monger II]

Anyone have any intel on Lauren at Envy? She is a bartender there. I doubt she's available for anything more than tending bar, but I love her look and want to see if anyone knows more about her.

[Ronnie720]

Witty quip.

Don't sell the guy short.

[Nrb Man]

And ask if she will go up on me.

Witty quip.

[NevauMind]

Yes. She's down for in the club action or outside. Prices aren't half off tho! LOL.

And ask if she will go up on me.

[BlackClarkKent]

Nice. Anyone tap that?

Yes. She's down for in the club action or outside. Prices aren't half off tho! LOL.

[LogJammin18]

Her name is little Cutie.

Nice. Anyone tap that?

[ChrisPoontang]

Her name is little Cutie.

Wow! She is a little cutie!

She's the first lady that I've met who's 20% pussy. Literally.

[BlackClarkKent]

There is a little person working at YS on the weekends lately.

I have no idea what her name is.

Her name is little Cutie.

[RedWall]

There is a little person working at YS on the weekends lately.

I have no idea what her name is.

Was she one of the rare really good looking one or just an ugly gimmick.

[Duffer22]

There is a little person working at YS on the weekends lately.

I have no idea what her name is.

[ThomasBandy23]

Sexy latina redhead spinner with natural tits. Says she's 26. Body is really nice and matches the stated age. Took her back in the 10 dollar room + 3 dances for 60. FS (covered) on the menu for 200. Went well over the 3 songs without complaint. Excellent performance and really got into it. I will repeat.

[Nrb Man]

OK so about a 1/2 hour later I roll up to grab a lemonade at americas fav chicken place. I reach into my pocket for some cash and proceed to pull out *A USED CONDOM*.

That's right, that crazy Columbian slipped the dammed used condom into the pocket of my jeans without telling me.

The look on that poor cashiers face! Stripper madness never ceases to amaze and delight. Stay safe out there fellas. FFS LOL.

All the places I eat won't even take A NEW CONDOM for payment! LOL!

Nrb Man.

[Smitty Qbert]

OK so about a 1/2 hour later I roll up to grab a lemonade at americas fav chicken place. I reach into my pocket for some cash and proceed to pull out *A USED CONDOM*.

That's right, that crazy Columbian slipped the dammed used condom into the pocket of my jeans without telling me.

The look on that poor cashiers face! Stripper madness never ceases to amaze and delight. Stay safe out there fellas. FFS LOL.

Lmfao. Moral of the tory for visitors to YS, chec your pockets before you leave and leave it behind.

[Tampa Hobby]

Found myself in Ybor for lunch and realized I hadn't been to a strip club since COVID began. (dealing with a dirty germ fest 1 on1 is bad enough, but a whole room full of gross? Yuck) but figured it couldn't be too bad if they JUST opened.

Easiest extras ever. Went in, got a water, only 2 girls working but only ever saw the 1. Columbian, a little tall, hot body, fake tits. She immediately walked up and said the private room is $10 and we can do whatever I want. So we popped back, said I wanted to fuck, paid 260, and off to the races we went.

Pros: super easy. Couldn't have gotten extras easier if I were in a brothel. Also, she was hot in the classic Columbia way. Nice dirty talk.

Cons: not her fault, but I have a hard time finishing wearing a condom unless the chick is super tight. That's why I try to stick to spinners. (She gave it a good try, but when it became apparent we wouldn't hit the finish line, we popped off the cover and she merked me off while moaning and calling me Poppi.) I tried to upgrade to BBFS but it was a no go. Probably better that way TBH. But the funniest part was, she didn't bring any napkins, wet wipes, etc. Soooo apologies to the next dude in that booth (far right corner. Sorry) bc she sure as shit didn't clean the seat up afterwards LOL. I cleaned up on the bottom of my jeans and took my gross self to the bathroom to wash up.

Overall, a good but pricey time. Day shift is easy to get what you want at the strip. Some things never change.

OK so about a 1/2 hour later I roll up to grab a lemonade at americas fav chicken place. I reach into my pocket for some cash and proceed to pull out *A USED CONDOM*.

That's right, that crazy Columbian slipped the dammed used condom into the pocket of my jeans without telling me.

The look on that poor cashiers face! Stripper madness never ceases to amaze and delight. Stay safe out there fellas. FFS LOL.