Massage Parlor Reports

[BenderOver]

Which Lmp reigns supreme, Ivy vs Acu vs green for the best quality Lat therapists?

Midori Linda wins hands down if she's still working.

Green has a bunch of so so to cute girls but their service all are terrible. And they're typically overweight or with mom bodies. Bad service like no dfk lfk daty touching breasts no fingers. It's probably the most sterile fuck you ever seen. More personable love from a five foot latex mannequin.

Ivy has a mixed bag. Some not so hot, some so so, but the GF is a touch higher. They're not so quick to recite you their long list of no's.

Both places are entry plus 120 to 140 tip for 30 minutes of completely forgettable experience.

[GearBox65]

Which Lmp reigns supreme, Ivy vs Acu vs green for the best quality Lat therapists?

[CalieeDrm]

Decided to take the drive to Pasadena to try out this place. I was scouting two other locations in Temple City but I don't like places with high visibility / foot traffic in the front entrance. Must be subconsciously ashamed.

I booked an appt for Michele based off reports and when I arrived, I saw a fairly attractive provider at the reception but didn't get her name. 0.4 for hhr.

Michele was not bad as well (they still wear masks) and could speak English very well. Massage was above average and the flip a standard he while letting me roam the jugs. Not sure if anything else is offered here.

Tipped. 5 but she seemed disappointed / wanted more. Overall an above average massage with above average ladies. Nice semi-private parking to the side. Would repeat sometime in the future.

[SomeGuyCool]

The moment I saw milkers I had to check it out. Called and May was working. Went in paid for the half hour. May asked if I had seen her before I said no and that I had been there before. Went into the room and while I was finished undressing she knocked and almost didn't come in because I was naked. I told her to come in and she did. That was the ice breaker because while she was massaging me we small talked and I was flirting with her. Then she smacked my ass a few times so I know she was down.

Flipped and I went for her milkers and she was like ok let's do this. Pulled her bra up and had a great time. She says she works everyday. I'll go back in a month she's really nice.

May at Colorado denied!

First time here. Called ahead asked for May. Based on Rmaps intel, HJ seemed like a sure thing. Really wanted to get a hand on May's Milkers. Like a rookie I said I had never been there before. "My friend recommended May. " And my 30 min rub was just that. Oh well. She kept saying 60 min is better. Maybe I will go back and try again and book an hour. Maybe she needs to see my face more to be comfortable with extras. Or, maybe this place is strictly legit and rmaps is full of fake stories. .4 + .1.

[Noob626]

Browsing trough the Groupon app I found this place called long life health center in la habra which is not far from la puente or west Covina, PayPal was giving me $5 if I used it to pay so I did. I ended up paying $39 for an hour massage. Called ahead to see if I needed an appointment they said just come, so I went. Like always I like to be early in the morning if you ain't first you're last. My first time there so I parked on reverse facing the place and before I could get out of my car two other guys arrived and went in like there was a sale going on LOL. I walked in fast also I didn't want to get the leftovers, told them I had a groupon code the girl took me to a guy and asked him if he was ready, I was like no I don't want a guy LOL so she brings me to a room and called her boss to ask about the Groupon then told me to get ready. She walks in I asked for her name and said it was Summer because its hot. Started the massage and like it was expected that's not her area of expertise. She kept looking at the clock for the first 30 minutes then asked me to flip and right away pointed and asked if I wanted it. I was like sure and she said pay me first, asked how much and said $60 for a helping hand, I said $40 and she said no then I asked for everything and she said she didn't do that, I asked for a BJ and she said a Benjamin I was like $60 and she said no just massage for you LOL. I asked how much for daty and said Benjamin I asked to see it and she showed it to me no hair at all which is not really my thing. She went down to 50 for the HJ but I wanted to give her a facial at that point so just massage for me.

As far as looks go, face was like a 7. 5 maybe an eight, somewhat greasy shiny. No butt no tits no hair down there. Friendly at first after not doing business just casual. Not repeating, the other guys who walked in first they got the older ones. Mine looked like late 30's early 40's. They do get busy because while I was there being tortured for an hour the girl in the other room saw two guys in that hour, you could hear the noise you make when you open a rubber. They also have toilet paper on the little shelf they have, I think that's a give away of the services they offer. She was Asian BTW good English.

[Fat Jerk76]

May at Colorado denied!

First time here. Called ahead asked for May. Based on Rmaps intel, HJ seemed like a sure thing. Really wanted to get a hand on May's Milkers. Like a rookie I said I had never been there before. "My friend recommended May. " And my 30 min rub was just that. Oh well. She kept saying 60 min is better. Maybe I will go back and try again and book an hour. Maybe she needs to see my face more to be comfortable with extras. Or, maybe this place is strictly legit and rmaps is full of fake stories. .4 + .1.

[Caribe]

Can anyone share a place that is open around 8 am? Thank you.

You can always ask the provider and / or boss if they will see you early. Perhaps before opening hours. I've had several providers and bosses work with me on early appointments.

The other option is a shop outside of this area in West Covina. Star Massage opens at 8:00. Jenny will take care of all your needs. Look them up on that business review site.

[BigBig21]

Can anyone share a place that is open around 8 am? Thank you.

You can find the places open at 9 easily. But for 8 that's hard.

[BenderOver]

Stopped by angel spa again. 3 girls working. 1 older, 2 younger. But only 1 really attractive. Forgot her name. Think was Kiki. Slender tall body, cute baby face. Unfortunately no FS so I left. She says this place never offered FS.

On to no1 relax to check out JC who th3 booker pm me. She's young and petite but face wasn't attractive. So I didn't stay.

Made a quick stop to massage on Glendora. Normally only 1 girl working here. Older woman, maybe 40's. Okay body. Bit of a belly I can see beneath her dress. Can get a cheap FS here If you need a quick release from her, total dmg $. 2. 2nd younger thin girl there at night shift, better looking, but she doesn't offer FS.

On to merced 2nd fl first. Same 2 girls who I met many times. Amy and something.

Checked out 3rd floor. Young Chinese maybe early 30's, fairly nice body in her tight dress. Seen her before with FS a while back. Doesn't remember me. Funny thing mamasan and her actually lied to me saying it'd her first day.

Star spa. 50 hhr and 2 old ugly hags not even worth mentioning.

Last stop midori spa. Mamsan was straight out *****. Force me pay before even letting me see girl. So I said screw you.

Was a fun run.

Props to you for spending the gas money and making the rounds LL. Surprised you didn't finish your tour by asking for Linda at Midori. I hope she's still there.

[SaltyDog]

Can angering please let me know if there are any providers open around 8 am. I have been mongering SoCal for years and haven't found anybody before 10 am. Thanks.

If you been mongering for years why only 2 posts? Geez!

[Decoy Dog]

Can angering please let me know if there are any providers open around 8 am. I have been mongering SoCal for years and haven't found anybody before 10 am. Thanks.

Some of the MPs in Ontario, Fontana, and Bloomington open around 9 am but that's a bit out of the way from SGV.

[LostLimit]

Can angering please let me know if there are any providers open around 8 am. I have been mongering SoCal for years and haven't found anybody before 10 am. Thanks.

There's no parlor open at 8 am. Only those opening til 3 am.

[StevePlane75]

Can angering please let me know if there are any providers open around 8 am. I have been mongering SoCal for years and haven't found anybody before 10 am. Thanks.

[StevePlane75]

Can anyone share a place that is open around 8 am? Thank you.

[James D 2004]

Was a Luna and after the flip tech asks if I want a BJ, said sure handed over 80 and out she went for supplies but the supply is not a nitrile glove but a plastic bag used in the produce Dept. , WTF? Was laughing so hard I lost my boner so sad, she looked surprised. And I said WTF is this? I need a hefty LOL; I was still laughing, of course she didn't understand why. But wow a friggen produce bag?

Really what's this sport come to?

I'm sort of sad / upset but still laughing.

When I do open Mike I'm adding this to my show.

Seriously, that's how to beat inflation.