Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkDan]

Has any one seen this lady?

https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/4237965...3-42be11bdfb5d

[FabioAldeaDiaz]

Good afternoon mongers.

I am traveling from the driest place in the world for the practice of our sport which is Utah, also known as Mormonville. I will be visiting Kent and I would like to pay a visit to a masseuse, preferably white, blonde or redhead, black or Latina. I am trying to avoid asian due to issues to get activated. If you happen to know of any tip I would appreciate it. I would offer some intel in Utah, but I haven't had much luck: it has been forsaken from these lands.

Thanks in advance.

[MikeJennings]

Good evening, Mongers! Been a long time since my last post as I have taken a lengthy break from mongering due to work.

Had some time, had some opportunity, so I found myself entering One Massage down in Tukwila. Place is open until 2 am, actually opens at 8 am. Who the fuck get "massages" at 8 am. Not sure if I can even get my dick hard at 8 am!

Greeted by Sasha, a beautiful light skinned African American girl in her mid-late 20's with the absolute greatest set of natural tits! Sasha was very friendly, but gave the absolute worst massage I have EVER received! In her defense, she admitted she was terrible at massages and that, in her words, this place was more brothel than massage parlor.

After, no joke, 90 seconds or so of a "massage," which was more "tickling with lotion" than an actual massage, Sasha asked me how I would like to finish. Um, well, can we at least have 5 minutes of massage before we start talking about finishing?

She gave me my options, I told her I only brought $115 and the house fee took $60 of that. I said I usually tip $40 for a handjob and she said it is usually $60, but since it was my first time there, she'll take care of me. For your reference, tip for blowjob is $100 and full service is $200, both on top of the $60 house fee. Tips, though, seem very negotiable, so you can probably dip
your wick in Sashas stubbly non-bush for less.

Fuck, even though I received less than 5 minutes of a massage, it was worth my $100 because watching a 20-something gorgeous mixed girl jack me off with a ridiculously amazing ass in my face or big, perfect natural tits with silver dollar sized areolas and perky erect nipples in my mouth was something I usually just imagine while jacking myself off!

Sasha just got in from Las Vegas and will only be here for about 3 weeks because she is visiting a friend, another "masseuse" there. She says there are usually 4 girls working at a time. I saw one tiny, very cute Asian girl much younger than usual AMP age and spoke with a late-20's / maybe 30-year old white provider, who was cute and all, but nothing at all close to Sasha.

Anyway, if you want to fuck a really cute girl with big tits and don't care about getting any sort of massage before that, then go check out Sasha at One Massage. Not sure if it is BBFS or not because I just wanted an HJ. Sorry that I didn't ask. The place is on Interurban, next to the Fortune Casino.

Hope you all are enjoying some good "maskless" mongering these days. It was almost as nice to see Sasha's face as it was to see her ass & tits. Glad those Covid mask days are behind us!

Rock Chalk.

I rolled through the other day but no one answered the door in the evening? Weird. Maybe full? I'll try back. Has anyone else gone by?

[CaptBlkOut]

I'll try vita on 99 for you tomorrow.

Lotus.

Place is pretty clean and well hidden from the main road (99).

There seems to be a couple women working there but the talent seems to be in to (50's) possibly older.

The massage from this place is the tops but I quickly lost interest upon the flip.

Maybe the other person isn't ancient but I won't be back to find out. I miss the old owners from this place.

Lemon.

Place is okay, right next to a?thrift store?

Couldn't get a read on the age as she wore a mask the entire time. Probably up there.

Massage was "okay" the menu on the flip only offered he.

Honestly was not impressed definitely won't be back.

Monica.

Place is really clean.

Provider's seem to range in the 30's possibly early 40's. Honestly not bad looking at all.

Massage is decent and the menu upon the flip is he, they will hint at more "next time" but we all know there's no such thing as next time.

They seem to want $$ and the haggle was killing it for me.

I'm tempted to make a return but Maybe after a few months.

Rainbow.

Place is usually a hit! You normally can't go wrong here!

Talent seems to be in the late 30's but has a great body.

Menu is only he.

This place is a great backup if you strike out somewhere else.

Sorry if my content isn't the normal short stories you see on RM. I prefer short and to the point.

Can anyone give me details on Vita on 99?

You can PM me if you don't want to give public details.

Mostly interested in the talent and what the menu is.

[AuroraGuy69]

Not my review but I will pass after reading it.

Went there a week ago. Provider was in 30's. Tipping issue, and shorted me 20 minutes. Got 40 minutes after giving $200. Do not waste your time here.

They now call it Emily Spa, no longer China Spa. I asked if it has new owner, and was told no, just change name. Full service there, but poor attitude. Woman had terrible attitude and left room three times to talk to other provider. CBJ included teeth with no additional charge. Nothing about this experience was worth spending time on it. If you want full service, better to go two blocks south to Relax Spa. Prettier girls at Elite to the north. Sorry about no name, she gave it and I was so disappointed, I put it out of my mind. I should have known better, but was seduced by their ad on another web site, where the pictures were young and beautiful.

Thank you.

[Spaten]

Lotus.

Place is pretty clean and well hidden from the main road (99).

There seems to be a couple women working there but the talent seems to be in to (50's) possibly older.

The massage from this place is the tops but I quickly lost interest upon the flip.

Maybe the other person isn't ancient but I won't be back to find out. I miss the old owners from this place.

Lemon.

Place is okay, right next to a?thrift store?

Couldn't get a read on the age as she wore a mask the entire time. Probably up there.

Massage was "okay" the menu on the flip only offered he.

Honestly was not impressed definitely won't be back.

Monica.

Place is really clean.

Provider's seem to range in the 30's possibly early 40's. Honestly not bad looking at all.

Massage is decent and the menu upon the flip is he, they will hint at more "next time" but we all know there's no such thing as next time.

They seem to want $$ and the haggle was killing it for me.

I'm tempted to make a return but Maybe after a few months.

Rainbow.

Place is usually a hit! You normally can't go wrong here!

Talent seems to be in the late 30's but has a great body.

Menu is only he.

This place is a great backup if you strike out somewhere else.

Sorry if my content isn't the normal short stories you see on RM. I prefer short and to the point.

Can anyone give me details on Vita on 99?

You can PM me if you don't want to give public details.

Mostly interested in the talent and what the menu is.

[Erics050]

Anyone have rub maps that could tell me about this review? It's a newer place in Edmonds. Went a couple months back to find out it's cash only. Curious because MMS told me the girls are very hot and to come back https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...onds-wa-143499.

Not my review but I will pass after reading it.

Went there a week ago. Provider was in 30's. Tipping issue, and shorted me 20 minutes. Got 40 minutes after giving $200. Do not waste your time here.

They now call it Emily Spa, no longer China Spa. I asked if it has new owner, and was told no, just change name. Full service there, but poor attitude. Woman had terrible attitude and left room three times to talk to other provider. CBJ included teeth with no additional charge. Nothing about this experience was worth spending time on it. If you want full service, better to go two blocks south to Relax Spa. Prettier girls at Elite to the north. Sorry about no name, she gave it and I was so disappointed, I put it out of my mind. I should have known better, but was seduced by their ad on another web site, where the pictures were young and beautiful.

[ZoooBus]

Anyone have rub maps that could tell me about this review? It's a newer place in Edmonds. Went a couple months back to find out it's cash only. Curious because MMS told me the girls are very hot and to come back https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...onds-wa-143499.

If you use the advanced search function you will find that both full service and a CBJ are on the menu there. No BBBJ so it is probably safety all the way there.

[Ultimate90]

Massage Parlor Details:

Name change; Now Emily spa. Same owner, new name. Now erotic, but not good one.

Easy parking in front of small strip mall. I was so pissed with the service, I forgot to make review or remember her name.

Anyone have rub maps that could tell me about this review? It's a newer place in Edmonds. Went a couple months back to find out it's cash only. Curious because MMS told me the girls are very hot and to come back https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...onds-wa-143499.

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$140.

I went there a week ago. Provider was in 30's. Tipping issue, and shorted me 20 minutes. Got 40 minutes after giving $200. Do not waste your time here.

They now call it Emily Spa, no longer China Spa. I asked if it has new owner, and was told no, just change name. Full service there, but poor attitude. Woman had terrible attitude and left room three times to talk to other provider. CBJ included teeth with no additional charge. Nothing about this experience was worth spending time on it. If you want full service, better to go two blocks south to Relax Spa. Prettier girls at Elite to the north. Sorry about no name, she gave it and I was so disappointed, I put it out of my mind. I should have known better, but was seduced by their ad on another web site, where the pictures were young and beautiful.

[AuroraGuy69]

Anyone have rub maps that could tell me about this review? It's a newer place in Edmonds. Went a couple months back to find out it's cash only. Curious because MMS told me the girls are very hot and to come back https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...onds-wa-143499.

[Matt206]

Has anyone tried this one recently? I went twice to TOFT but the last time was about a year ago and the older, heavier lady in the track suit said she was the only one giving massages so I just left. But it looks like it has changed its name. Any intel would be appreciated.

[MartyByrde]

There isn't really a right answer, and if you are in this game you have to realize that you pay your money and take your chances.

The advice given here in previous posts is good enough. What I'd say in addition is that as you build up experience you will develop a "ho-dar" and know pretty quickly from the vibe of the place if extras are on the table, or what extras might be on the table if they decide they like you (those are two different things). There isn't exactly a checklist of things to look for (and for good reason) but again with some experience playing in this game you can figure it out most of the time.

Could not agree more. One of the basic things to do on the first visit (and if you decide to re-visit) is to treat the woman with respect. Just be pleasant and nice, and if you feel like it, compliment her. That goes a long way in establishing rapport with the gal.

[WaRubMonger]

At times it's easy. Once in the room ASK. Don't get an answer you prefer, be polite, say thank you, be well, and walk. Don't be an ass, just go.

I prefer a decent rub. Once they get to the legs just spread them a bit. Invite some roaming. So far I'm about 90% for some taint play and under reach stroking of the boys and Wang which I personally really enjoy. Once you are there you will be told to flip. I simply prefer to get haggle done and over right away.

[Marko Ramius]

... did I do something wrong? How do you all usually approach talking about extras (is it upfront or while having massage). She was not even keen on flipping me over and kept me covered all the time.

There isn't really a right answer, and if you are in this game you have to realize that you pay your money and take your chances.

The advice given here in previous posts is good enough. What I'd say in addition is that as you build up experience you will develop a "ho-dar" and know pretty quickly from the vibe of the place if extras are on the table, or what extras might be on the table if they decide they like you (those are two different things). There isn't exactly a checklist of things to look for (and for good reason) but again with some experience playing in this game you can figure it out most of the time.

[MartyByrde]

When I go into a new place I always adjust my expectations and assume that all I'm getting is a good massage. I really enjoy a massage so the chance at a decent to great hour massage for 60 is more than a good deal. Almost always if it is a place that offers extra they will make the first move. Usually with a hand jesture. And like mentioned above, 40 is plenty of tip for a HJ. I don't get handsy at a new place unless explicitly invited in which case you then know you are golden.

Perfectly stated! And glad you realize that $40 tip for an HJ / HE is plenty. That is what I tip also.