Massage Parlor Reports

[DogBoy14]

Old bags work there and just bad happy endings that Costs 80 bucks!

Thanks! Maybe its time for me to get another eye exam.

[Slammer6008]

Slammer, he's back and most people know it.

I leave this board. I had everything running on eight cylinders I come back and it's all Fucked up. The girls are crying to me that some of you bastards are stealing their money. Going into their purses. Getting blowjobs and not giving tips! What the fuck is going on! Even choking some of them!! You guys wonder why they want tip money upfront!! It's a small percentage of you guys that are doing it. Just clean up your act!! Right now I'm repainting the slammer mobile. And I'm starting to design the tube tops for the girls!! It will say!! Slammers summer sausage. ! Also the girls will be getting some wristbands!! Sorry I can't have that taco guy come out anymore!! The last it was complete chaos!

[Nachoooo]

Had a secession with Lisa, Asian probably 45-50 yrs, I've had worst, had a bit of a gut but doesn't look too old or beat like the rest that work there, English barrier wasn't too bad, brown / blonde hair with beat up teeth but takes a good pounding and didn't care to be loud either, mish, doggy, K9 and finished me manually. Paid 40+100 and was happily on my way, gave me her phone number to call her and go see her again.

Would probably repeat with her since she was accommodating and had a good attitude and wasn't as old nor ugly as the rest I saw.

[SpicyCurry]

I'm sorry. I don't understand the reference.

Slammer, he's back and most people know it.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Plus, on occasion one might find Ben and the Jackson twins hanging out in there, making a count of your tip rhetorical.

Thats right. Its also a good reason to inspect your "room" when you arrive too. Every hour, a guy is pulling out bills in that room, and a girl is shoving a wad of bills in some tight jeans. Accidents are bound to happen. Especially in a place like SH where is darker than a coal mine. By the way, I put my watch inside my shoe, so there is no chance of me forgetting it, and giving a free gift to the next monger.

[Alowicious]

Plus, on occasion one might find Ben and the Jackson twins hanging out in there, making a count of your tip rhetorical.

I always use the bathroom coming in. So I don't have to go in the middle of a session. And then after action. To do my own final clean up and readying myself for polite society again. And to count out my tip in good light (three bills of the same value might be any of $3, $15, $30, $60, $150, $300 in the dark).

[Meshugga]

The doctors don't seem to know anything I personally feel moderation is the key. Neither too little nor too much exercise for the little walnut shaped jizz factory. Indeed a little anticipation makes the blow more explosive.

But this is an excellent justification for a trip to Happyville once or twice a week "just for health" reasons. Consider the provider as a health care professional helping to maintain your health.

Well, the good news it appears, is there is no "too much" for the jizz factory. The latest science says the more ejaculations, the lower the prostate cancer risk. 20 or more ejaculations per month, so feel free to visit your health professional 4-5 times a week for your good health.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27033442/

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hs...e-cancer-risk/

[Meshugga]

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

Yeah holy shit, to coin a phrase. Just my opinon, but. Wash your ass really good before going to a MP for better service, and if you shat since your last ass washing and the MP offers a shower, use it, for that purpose.

One girl, an ATF of mine used to offer an A+ massage plus BBBJCIM would also do some rimming, but only if she knew you had showered and washed yo ass.

[Sound7]

Time have changed. What is the score between BW vs Bali? Bali provided quality TCM this week. Few curtain rooms.

I've been going to BW for quite some time but last week was the first time I've seen Mindy working behind the curtains. As soon as I walked through he door one of the girls I know came running up to me and whispered in my ear "Mindy is giving massage!" The place was slammed. Seven girls working. They only had a few minutes between clients. But they all were giggling about Mindy, so I don't think it's a common occurrence. Later I found out it was a couples massage and Mindy was doing the lady.

Bottom line: I wouldn't expect that single guys would have much luck requesting Mindy as their provider.

[KammyMike]

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[Caribe]

Mr P, I believe it's Toto, pronounced "toe-toe". Sometimes the accents are a bit thick. Been with her a couple of times, not bad.

Most likely, the provider's name is spelled Toto. They pronounce it Dodo. Like, they pronounce tofu, dofu. Or the beer, Tsing Tao, is pronounced Tsing Dao.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Mr P, I believe it's Toto, pronounced "toe-toe". Sometimes the accents are a bit thick. Been with her a couple of times, not bad.

Toto (prounced toe-toe) was Dorothy's dog in the Wizard of Oz. I am not sure where the AMP's get their list of English female names. Which are a bit out of touch with current styles and norms. When was the last time you had an Asian girl named Britney, Courtney, Veronica, Dorothy, Janet, Mary, etc.?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

I always use the bathroom coming in. So I don't have to go in the middle of a session. And then after action. To do my own final clean up and readying myself for polite society again. And to count out my tip in good light (three bills of the same value might be any of $3, $15, $30, $60, $150, $300 in the dark).

[ObiwanKenobi20]

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22496778.html

Not bad, good massage with HJ for $50.

Not hot but cute 40 ish Asian gal. $40 for half hour.

[ObiwanKenobi20]

Oasis in Lake Forest?