Massage Parlor Reports

[OhNoImHere]

Only one to look like the ad pics LOL.

Literally could've been one of the models for one. But the way she mean mugs and then hits you with that soft voice, ugh. OK let me stop LOL.

[SosaTheShadow]

Been to MM a few times. If I'm not mistaken, the girl who takes and then opens the door is Kiko. Then another meets you in the room. Don't get me wrong, the ones who come to the room are fantastic. But Kiko is hot. She just has this body and kinda mean look that turns me on. On hear me out. I might be crazy, but I'm almost positive Kiko used to run a spot off Semoran (can't remember the name) a couple years ago. I went once before they got shut down. That one visit, Kiko greeted me AND met me in the room. Was hands down the best experience I've ever had. I went back a couple weeks later and the place was closed. Now every time I see Kiko I think about that experience off Semoran but Kiko doesn't go into rooms. Was it her or am I crazy?

Kiko doesn't provide anymore but she def comes into the room. A couple times after I got undressed she's popped in.

[BigStudOrl]

I just saw Erica at MM. She had great skills and full of passions.

She looks amazing and wild. She has light blonde hair color and 36 C cups tits. They are very big. They may be D cups. She also has a pretty face. I need to see her again very soon.

Any idea if they were real?!

[RiotStar]

I knew it! She needs to make a special guest appearance again. Hands down the sexiest provider I've been with.

Only one to look like the ad pics LOL.

[AznWenis]

I just saw Erica at MM. She had great skills and full of passions.

She looks amazing and wild. She has light blonde hair color and 36 C cups tits. They are very big. They may be D cups. She also has a pretty face. I need to see her again very soon.

Saw her too, just got here yesterday, good skills, says she's here for a month.

[Chiricuahua]

So, I've been away from the game for a long time (for happy reasons) and only recently returned. The percentage of providers who are fakes or flakes is staggering. Threw out lines to 6 this morning, heard back from two one of them over 7 hours later, and the other one, after agreeing to a late afternoon meet, apparently thought we were meeting on a different day. Really? Those who aren't fakes or flakes are deluded about the net present value of what they're sitting on.

So that's when I took your sage advice and headed for Milk. No schedule, no endless rounds of texting, just drive in and dive in.

As a longtime chronicler of life's rich pageant, I had done my homework and RTFF deeply. Some of the most recent posts about Milk concern a young woman of sporting morality by the name of Erica. Kiko greeted me (kinda grumpily actually) and opened the portal to paradise. Then she introduced my attendant Erica.

Ding-ding-ding, the wheels of the slot machine of life lined up triple cherries. She's f'and gorgeous. I've resisted the AMP because I'm not that taken with Asian ladies. Not that some of them aren't pretty, they are. Just not my flavor of coffee. Erica swept all of that away in a nanosecond. For those of you not familiar, Erica is about 5'3" ish, with a perfectly, and I do mean perfectly, shaped figure. Some aftermarket equipment (I'd guess about 36 C) up top, shapely legs, an athlete's hips and a very pretty, if atypical, Asian face.

So, from there, the usual script was played out. She told me to get comfortable and disappeared, reappearing to lead me to the table shower. Face down, great massage / scrub interspersed with lightly biting / sucking my legs, back and buns. Some reaching behind to lube the undercarriage. Then a long nuru slide.

Erica's voice is high-pitched and she's a little giggly. She hummed happily throughout the encounter. She flipped me over and repeated the process, pausing to point at her headlights and asking what we call them in English. The word "boobies" got her giggling. Then she demonstrated her kung-fu grip, using both hands to test the resiliency of my bo staff. A quick rinse, dried me off and headed for the room.

In the room she put me face down and began another massage, complete with the sucking action. On the flip, she brought her newly named boobies up and moaned a bit as I taste tested the teats. She slid back down and sucked me all the way into her mouth. Now we're getting somewhere. She tried hard to swallow me whole, but insisted I was too big. For the record, I do not wear a Magnum, but I suppose compared to her hamster-hung boyfriends back in Beijing, it may have looked imposing. To an ant, the grasshopper is an immense beast. I helped her along by grabbing her head (gently) and pushing up and most of it did disappear.

I reached over and pulled on her leg and she got the hint. "You want kiss me?" Indeed I did. She swung around to park her beautiful butt in my face and happily went back to bobbing and humming while I played nik-nak on her paddy whack with my tongue. She seemed to appreciate the effort. I did reach up to probe the opening with my fingers which were instantly and firmly redirected; there would be no plumbing the depths of her canyon. And I really wanted to feel that thing.

Erica looked back over her shoulder and asked, "You want fuck me?

Now that's a stumper. Did I? Did I want to? I expected her to hop up on her knees and plunge down, but instead she rolled over on her back and helped me off the table. Which was fine, because cowgirl is nice and all, but not my favorite. Instead we went to standing mish with her ass at the edge of the table. That gave me a commanding view of the field of play, with the twin pitcher's mounds sloping southward toward the goal, which was screened by a light flocking of foliage. Despite being denied the opportunity to properly survey the area earlier, my sensor was able to determine that, yes, the tunnel was tight and it seemed to be flooded as well. Erica's use of body English to impart some spin was delightful.

That went on for a bit, with lots of moaning (performative or otherwise) until I eventually turned her over for some standing doggie. Then the cover came off, Erica dropped to her knees and eagerly accepted my tribute. With most of the proceeds decorating her face, I managed to stuff the nozzle back in her mouth and grabbed her head, making sure the last drops went deep, where they were most needed.

And that was it. She cleaned me up with a washcloth, we each dressed and after a few more hugs and light kisses, I was on my way.

As the esteemed Zen master, Ho-Li Chit, once said "Only two kind pussy: Good pussy and great pussy. " This was great pussy. A beautiful girl with a joyous, cheerful attitude (I mean she was humming while giving a hummer for chrissakes) and the skills to make me weak in the knees. The only nit that some of you persnickety pounders might pick was that I felt a little bit of teeth during the oral arguments. And that's a mandatory one-point deduction according to the rules.

On my way out, Kiko held the door and said, "You come back, try different girl. We have new girl all the time. ".

Not on your life Kiko. I know that a sample size of exactly one is no way to gauge where a given participant stands in a field of contestants but D-Dam! I'm not sure it CAN get any better than that. Or, as my Zen master pal says, "Ho-Li Chit. ".

Thank you for your guidance guys. Much appreciated.

[OhNoImHere]

The place off of Semoran was called Massage Connection. You prob did see her because I hooked up with her there.

I knew it! She needs to make a special guest appearance again. Hands down the sexiest provider I've been with.

[RiotStar]

Been to MM a few times. If I'm not mistaken, the girl who takes and then opens the door is Kiko. Then another meets you in the room. Don't get me wrong, the ones who come to the room are fantastic. But Kiko is hot. She just has this body and kinda mean look that turns me on. On hear me out. I might be crazy, but I'm almost positive Kiko used to run a spot off Semoran (can't remember the name) a couple years ago. I went once before they got shut down. That one visit, Kiko greeted me AND met me in the room. Was hands down the best experience I've ever had. I went back a couple weeks later and the place was closed. Now every time I see Kiko I think about that experience off Semoran but Kiko doesn't go into rooms. Was it her or am I crazy?

The place off of Semoran was called Massage Connection. You prob did see her because I hooked up with her there.

[RossJames]

Coming in town soon and wondering if there are any good spots with non-Asian options?

Blue Ocean has some very beautiful girls, typically Columbian, although I saw Luz yesterday from Chile (looks 9, extremely attractive man-made, with upturned nips.).

They are ultra safety conscious and rules bound, so no Kissing or DATY. But nevertheless often have real beauties.

There is also Luxor which I have never used, which I understand is US and Latino typically.

Stay safe,

RJ.

[Batman6969]

I just saw Erica at MM. She had great skills and full of passions.

She looks amazing and wild. She has light blonde hair color and 36 C cups tits. They are very big. They may be D cups. She also has a pretty face. I need to see her again very soon.

Saw her on my way out from seeing Yumi this morning. Very nice looking girl.

[MagicHeadBalls]

I just saw Erica at MM. She had great skills and full of passions.

She looks amazing and wild. She has light blonde hair color and 36 C cups tits. They are very big. They may be D cups. She also has a pretty face. I need to see her again very soon.

[OhNoImHere]

Been to MM a few times. If I'm not mistaken, the girl who takes and then opens the door is Kiko. Then another meets you in the room. Don't get me wrong, the ones who come to the room are fantastic. But Kiko is hot. She just has this body and kinda mean look that turns me on. On hear me out. I might be crazy, but I'm almost positive Kiko used to run a spot off Semoran (can't remember the name) a couple years ago. I went once before they got shut down. That one visit, Kiko greeted me AND met me in the room. Was hands down the best experience I've ever had. I went back a couple weeks later and the place was closed. Now every time I see Kiko I think about that experience off Semoran but Kiko doesn't go into rooms. Was it her or am I crazy?

[Dr Willy]

What is the best place for no interruptions? And would bringing them both sexy stockings to wear be out of the question? Just a huge turn on for me.

Hmmmm ... BEST four hands would probably be NDS or King Spa... but lots of interruptions with at least one of the girls really only being there "part-time" (being either in and out a lot or otherwise just LEAVING if they get busy after you've started), and those girls seem to be flexible on activities, so I would GUESS a gift of sexy stockings would be fun-dress-up play-time for them.

BEST place for "no interruptions" (for your 45-minute session ... maximum allowed) would probably be Milk Massage, but the girls usually just go with the Totally Naked look, so not sure how they'd react to a gift of sexy stockings. NDS or King is only 100 extra, on top of the 80+160 full hour rate (340 total), but Milk is going to be straight DOUBLE the 200 rate for 45 minutes (400 total).

Both places are likely to offer this based on availability, so you may or may not get that second girl if they're really slammed, although since you're paying full rate for the second girl at Milk, I would think it's less of an issue there (also not a COMMON offering due to the higher cost).

[Iceman35]

What is the best place for no interruptions? And would bringing them both sexy stockings to wear be out of the question? Just a huge turn on for me.

[Member #6935]

Wouldn't be great to put together an All Star team for a few weeks. Talk about milking the dragon. You're going to need more rooms Kiko.

I wouldn't know who to start with.

I'm not one to tell someone how to run their already successful business, but jeeeezus.

The original "Blue" along with "Snow" aka Kiko. Along with some of the most notable Asian AMP providers. Milking the dragon for damn sure.

I'll never forget my visit with Snow years ago at Blue Ocean.