Massage Parlor Reports

[Below Me]

Are there any AMPs about which we can say with confidence that they do change linens between customers? I bring some disinfectant wipes with me for surfaces which I am likely to contact, but they do not by any means deal with all possible problems.

It's been my experience that they leave the one linen that is kind of like a bed skirt in there and the fresh towel they lay on top of that is your fresh new linen. They put a fresh paper towel over the face hole as well.

[Golden3]

I went there today. It is called "Spatopia" or something like that. The posted hours would indicate they were open, but the door was locked. I knocked and tried calling the number that was on their sign and it went to VM. I have not heard anything from them, but the voice sounded American, so I'm guessing this is not an AMP. Maybe someone else will find out and post before I can. Good luck.

On another topic, we can add Eswin to the places that don't change the linens. They were straightened up as I got dressed when I visited about a week ago. Disgusting.

Are there any AMPs about which we can say with confidence that they do change linens between customers? I bring some disinfectant wipes with me for surfaces which I am likely to contact, but they do not by any means deal with all possible problems.

[Member #6054]

Has anybody tried this place out in western hills?

Mae, ran and worked at Hong Kong in Fairfax for years. You will be happy.

[ColsSubBoy]

I don't live far from there, I'll take another look one day this week and report back with better information. Might even TOFTT.

I went there today. It is called "Spatopia" or something like that. The posted hours would indicate they were open, but the door was locked. I knocked and tried calling the number that was on their sign and it went to VM. I have not heard anything from them, but the voice sounded American, so I'm guessing this is not an AMP. Maybe someone else will find out and post before I can. Good luck.

On another topic, we can add Eswin to the places that don't change the linens. They were straightened up as I got dressed when I visited about a week ago. Disgusting.

[PopulaRegg776]

Has anybody tried this place out in western hills?

[Below Me]

As with many places, YMMV.

How will your mileage vary here? According to your own reviews you've frequented this place many times, yet still never got more than an assisted DIY hand job here, which means you still jacked yourself off so your mileage hasn't varied even a little bit. In every other AMP in America you get mutual touching, fondling along with a happy ending, but you'll never get a blow job or full service in this place and that's what the original poster was asking about.

[RubMania19]

As with many places, YMMV.

I have gone several times. Just diy. Last time a lot of teasing, nice massage, but no help. I don't think this is going to change but there is nothing close. I don't know of any in NKY.

[Filmbyter]

I don't live far from there, I'll take another look one day this week and report back with better information. Might even TOFTT.

Have you seen it? Is there a sign in the window? Can anyone chime in on this?

[HolyMolyBatman]

Is there a fetish driving the guys that occasionally come on here to get these activities done back to back? Like making a woman remove your unwanted hair is a turn on? Or is it just something else to take care of while she's working in the area? LOL. If its just the latter, the quality of the sex that follows may be significantly impacted by her seeing you in need of such grooming. Too many guys rely only on the cash, not appreciating the importance of preparational hygiene and grooming.

My unsolicited advice and personal practice: do it yourself with a basic body trimmer and guard clips to prevent cutting yourself. Anything more like waxing or shaving below the neck is for women and guys wearing a wire for law enforcement.

This entire thread is a fetish. Yes, getting your balls handled by a woman in a professional way and then getting jerked off is a fetish.

[BengalMan]

Nope, this is perfect.

The guys who come in here asking for everyone to walk them through every little step are part of the problem. If you think they're only annoying on the forums, you're a fool. They live their entire lives this way and likely are a pain in the a $$ for providers as well. On top of that, I'd venture to guess they operate with less discretion than the average monger and are much more likely to encounter or draw the attention of our uncle. Idiots are bad for business, in the monger game as well as every other aspect of life.

If you can't figure out the easy parts of this world then you don't belong in it. A little tough love is appropriate and hopefully will be a wake up call.

Lost his Marbles. He is spot on. Idiots are bad for this business.

[PearishBA]

Anybody find a provider that does manscaping with HE? Dani in Covington is a sure thing but she's not my type. I texted Daisy and they denied that they do grooming services. I've tried all over and no HE yet.

Is there a fetish driving the guys that occasionally come on here to get these activities done back to back? Like making a woman remove your unwanted hair is a turn on? Or is it just something else to take care of while she's working in the area? LOL. If its just the latter, the quality of the sex that follows may be significantly impacted by her seeing you in need of such grooming. Too many guys rely only on the cash, not appreciating the importance of preparational hygiene and grooming.

My unsolicited advice and personal practice: do it yourself with a basic body trimmer and guard clips to prevent cutting yourself. Anything more like waxing or shaving below the neck is for women and guys wearing a wire for law enforcement.

[Below Me]

I have gone several times. Just diy. Last time a lot of teasing, nice massage, but no help. I don't think this is going to change but there is nothing close. I don't know of any in NKY.

That's because there are none in NKY which us what's been reported here for the past few years. Seems whenever one strays into something beyond that they get shut down. There was one in Burlington another on 18 and one on 42 that offered more but all have been run out of town.

[HolyMolyBatman]

Anybody find a provider that does manscaping with HE? Dani in Covington is a sure thing but she's not my type. I texted Daisy and they denied that they do grooming services. I've tried all over and no HE yet.

[Yoda492]

So you tipped her $40 to tickle your anus and push a finger in? Hmm, I keep trying to figure out why people keep frequenting a place that allows you to service yourself. Nothing has changed here since they opened their doors 5 years ago and nothing will ever change there. Keep reading the boards here for more useful info.

I have gone several times. Just diy. Last time a lot of teasing, nice massage, but no help. I don't think this is going to change but there is nothing close. I don't know of any in NKY.

[Member #6054]

Typical fare at A-B, C-D isn't great, but available. Now there's one (a third!) - E&F I suppose. I haven't tried it yet.

When I go I'll share. You do the same!

Have you seen it? Is there a sign in the window? Can anyone chime in on this?