Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr MuffMan]

Hello pervs of SD! I really loved Ryan1979's comment: The "connection", real or perceived is what does it for me. I feel the same way. So my criticism of the places I am visiting is mostly about connection. That can trump looks and service.

So on to my newest experience - 108/ Ocean. I got the luck of the draw with Monica. Mamasan Mimi seems great. Monica was a very nice Vietnamese MILF. Was she GFE? I would say 50% of the way. So for me, I did not get to 1979's level of satisfaction. Monica was sweet but I could not get all the way hard simply because the connection wasn't 100%. I am a pussy that way. She didn't like how I handled her breasts and nipples. She didn't give tongue. Etc., etc. I still had a great time, did all the positions and blew in the bag. I recommend her for all the fellas.

Now let's talk reality a bit. On the way out of 108, Mimi and Monica introduced me to 4 or 5 other "girls. " I saw one of you gents poke your head out of another room. I am 40 ish. He was 60 ish. Perhaps I see where the rose colored spectacles come into play simple as a function of age. But not one of those 4-5 ladies was a girl or young in any way. They all looked like somebody's mom from the elementary school pickup line. That doesn't make them bad or ugly or not a sex machine that licks the hair in my ass and eats my cum. I haven't tried them all. But they are probably old enough to be Cici and Yoona's aunts or maybe even moms.

So there you have it folks! Have fun!

Very good point about age being relative to the hobbyist's age. I'm in my early 40's, so a girl in her early to mid 30's is perfect for me (not that I have a problem with a girl in her 20's either LOL). But for a monger in his 60's, a girl in her 40's or 50's is probably acceptable. One thing I've learned is these hot Chinese girls look much younger than they actually are. I know some of their real ages (I will never tell so don't bother asking), and let's just say some of you would be pretty surprised by their actual ages. I find a good general rule of thumb is to add about 10 years to your perceived age of the girl. If you think she looks late 20's, she's probably more like late 30's. But in the end, who cares? It's not like we're marrying these girls or anything serious. Just enjoy the "fantasy" in your mind as best you can.

Mr MuffMan.

[Kunilingus]

Walked in like I have many times before to Erma to find a new girl instead of Selena who I was planning on making a repeat visit with. I was met at the door by Annie the new girl in town in her nice low cut black dress that jiggled when she walked. We talked and set up for a half hour.

I start of she gives a decent massage but I'm never really hear for the massage. If I'm going for the massage I'm going specifically for the massage. But she wasn't bad. The whole time she had a chipper mood Her English was OK but I didn't mind she conveyed a lot with a really good attitude. So I did what I had to do to show I'm not LE by grabbing her ass and after the flip she singnaled me for boom boom. I'm like yes. So I give her the money she steps out comes back. She starts to put the jimmy on and I asked for BBBJ (why not right?) She was like okay with a big smile on the face. Then she hit me with one of the most enthusiastic BBBJ I have ever fucking gotten. One thing I've learned mongering for a bit a lot of the girl stay away for the balls and its a damn shame. She hit me with the good good on my balls without even asking. And boy was I happy about it. Almost made me hit the early eject button. But I was like nah I got to get you back.

So next up I start to give her the DATY and she and me both Enjoyed it. Really responsive I will say. Then after that we moved on the FS where I pounded away in missionary watching them Nice C's Bounce then moved on to doggy where I gave a few spanks and eventually popped in the bag I kinda wanted to see if BBBJCIM was available but didn't ask. Overall real good. She told me another new girl tomorrow that I might have to try.

I frequent Erma very often and have to agree with you that BJ Annie gave Was something else. It was almost Porn star level dare I say it. She kept at it for a while too I really just let her go at it while I sat back and relaxed. I did give her some for a little bit too but the BJ was the main thing that had me going. While I was there I saw the new girl walking in the hallway in a cute little dress and look like she had some nice D's or nice C's on her.

[SteadyWins]

Finally got to check out the new rotation at NLBC. I didn't see both of them at once as Angela was busy. But ran into Barbara, who was stunningly young. Probably as young as or younger looking than Kiki. Mid 20's or younger. After paying HF fee, she took me to the back room. As usual, I look younger than my actual age so we played the guessing game for my age which is a good ice breaker. She was sporting a tied up white shirt to hide her D size natural assets. Even with a baggy white t shirt they look great, had a plaid skirt that accentuated her strong thighs and ass.

Got on with a shower and after freshening up, I laid down and she proceeded with a decent rub massage. Spoke with her and she has great English and carried on a conversation most of the time. To mention she has a great smile with dimples and lashes. Looks like a young Cali Asian girl, so a modern look. Once she stripped and started the back tease I could feel those tits touch my back before she could even fully lay on me.

On the flip she just started with a heavy DFK, and Ran her tongue down my neck to torso without leaving eye contact. Then she kept the tongue out and just teased the whole junior till it was throbbing for action. Started extremely sensual and then glided into a gurgling DT. She was enjoying the hand assistance.

As she was about to put the cover on I told her that I wanted to taste her first. She excitedly went and laid down, probably cause she could be tired and can relax LOL. Very receptive and got her to a O within several minutes. Once it was sopping wet, I proceeded to start with a strong mish, doggy, standing doggy and RCG to see that athletic body. Couldn't hold them blew but could tell that she just enjoyed and slowly grinding on me for a few minutes and didn't want to leave.

She is definitely going to be a rising star and strongly suggest you try her once. You'll miss out on the most athletic petite (5'4") young girl out here. She does work out and eat healthy and those results show in her body. Bubbly personality to go with that.

After leaving I saw the other girl Angela, she has blonde hair and a back tattoo of a compss. Sported a cute flight attendant type dress.

Cheers to new experiences!

[SDPickle]

Hello pervs of SD! I really loved Ryan1979's comment: The "connection", real or perceived is what does it for me. I feel the same way. So my criticism of the places I am visiting is mostly about connection. That can trump looks and service.

So on to my newest experience - 108/ Ocean. I got the luck of the draw with Monica. Mamasan Mimi seems great. Monica was a very nice Vietnamese MILF. Was she GFE? I would say 50% of the way. So for me, I did not get to 1979's level of satisfaction. Monica was sweet but I could not get all the way hard simply because the connection wasn't 100%. I am a pussy that way. She didn't like how I handled her breasts and nipples. She didn't give tongue. Etc., etc. I still had a great time, did all the positions and blew in the bag. I recommend her for all the fellas.

Now let's talk reality a bit. On the way out of 108, Mimi and Monica introduced me to 4 or 5 other "girls. " I saw one of you gents poke your head out of another room. I am 40 ish. He was 60 ish. Perhaps I see where the rose colored spectacles come into play simple as a function of age. But not one of those 4-5 ladies was a girl or young in any way. They all looked like somebody's mom from the elementary school pickup line. That doesn't make them bad or ugly or not a sex machine that licks the hair in my ass and eats my cum. I haven't tried them all. But they are probably old enough to be Cici and Yoona's aunts or maybe even moms.

So there you have it folks! Have fun!

[TomCruiseeee]

I tried to see Dodo at Rafela and unfortunately I didn't see these posts until I was there. Called and like you reported, they said closed temporarily, no reason given or when they will reopen. I miss Dodo, but the good news is I checked out their sister spa, Green Massage on Main Street and I'm glad I did.

I met the latest rotation at Green, Nini and Yoyo. Yoyo is a cute chubby bundle of joy with a set of hooters begging to be played with. Yoyo's English is good, but I'm not there to talk so Nini's smile, cute face, young spinner body is enough conversation for me. She did ask if I knew Dodo, who unbeknownst to me just left Green and she is her replacement. I'm like Dodo who? LOL.

I left a healthy tip on the table hoping that it was enough for all of Nini's talents and she gave me every cents worth, probably more. She understood my moans perfectly or she could read my mind. Sorry I can't comment on her massage skills, we skipped that part, but she knows how to make junior happy and then some. Nini is a cutie and anyone that says otherwise needs to get their eyes checked. Maverick approved!

IKR? I was looking up places close to home, did a search on the board, Rafela popped up several times, so I shot the number on the ad a text. They responded that the address is closed and for to go to another address a bit North. They didn't say closed permanently, but I didn't ask either. I'll be in that area today and visually check. I'm just bummed about A to Z. I finally had a good experience at a local AMP and it appears to have shut down.

[BillyBatson]

Rafela also closed. WTF!

They just texted me that they are open! Try again.

[MaximusKahn]

Thanks for sharing these great cultural tips to possibly help us connect and maybe get closer with our ATFs.

I certainly appreciate it.

In China, they are celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival. Technically it's on June 3, 2022 this Friday in the US, but most of our favorite Chinese AMP girls celebrate it when their family and friends in China are celebrating Chinese holidays. It's June 3rd in China. I'll let you boys who care about expanding your horizons Google the significance of this Chinese holiday but know it is a social holiday day in Chinese culture usually celebrated with a grand meal, like Americans celebrate Thanksgiving.

I'm assuming San Diego Chinatown will be packed tonight, but maybe not as bad tomorrow when our special Chinese lady friends may feel it more appropriate to celebrate with their special American friends.

I'm fortunate to have been invited to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival today and tomorrow at private residences and businesses. Zongzi, Sticky Rice Dumplings is one of the foods commonly shared on this day and moon cake. You'll see a ton of them at the Asian markets.

If nothing else, tell your Chinese lady friends, Happy Dragon Boat Festival "Duan wu jie" or "Duan Wu an" in Mandarin. I'm sure they will be pleasantly surprised and at the very least you may have left an impression.

[Mr MuffMan]

While that's unfortunate, going by reviews for her like you said she's still definitely worth it. I'll have to wait until someone confirms she's back in town to try her out, or dig through the past few pages and see where Amber currently is.

Also, any info on if AMP allow multiple pops in one visit, or does it really depend on who you're seeing at the time?

CuriousJo8 just confirmed her height of 5'4". I was guessing 5'6", but either way not tall at all. But she is absolutely worth a visit! It was the wildest session I've personally had with an AMP girl (and I've seen a lot of them).

MSOG is definitely a YMMV situation with the individual provider. Nobody on here can give you a definitive answer. My advice would be to become a regular of a girl you like, treat her respectfully and you'll have a better chance. Good luck.

Mr MuffMan.

[MaliBoog1911]

I was heading south on 163 from North County last night and was feeling playful so I decided to visit NLBC in Hillcrest. Took the elevator to the third floor and proceeded down the hall way to #30X. I open the door and wait for one of the girls to open the security door. Out comes this sexy Chinese girl who has very cute face and petite body. She is about 5'4" to 5'6", looks to be in her mid twenties. I ask her name, and she replies back "Barbara". She ask if I had appointment and I told her "No". She guides me to the room closes the door and removes her top to unveil a nice set of tits that were either C or D size. I didn't care, I just like the nice shape and wanted to suck on them. She ask me if I want her and without hesitation I said "Yes".

She has good English skills so it was nice to communicate with her without having to use the translator app. She ask me how long and I told her thirty minutes is fine. She told me to get undressed and lay on the table. She went out to get some supplies and came back with warm towel and oils. She started with light touches around my back then down my legs then worked back up around my ball sacks. I was getting aroused and soon I grabbed her by the legs to squeeze her ass cheeks. They were nice and firm. She wasn't wearing any panties so I was able to feel her bald kitty. Felt good. She smiled and we started kissing. While I was hugging her I grabbed one of her tits and ran my finger around her nipple. It began to get hard. All this time, she was rubbing Junior getting him to stand at attention. Once Junior was hard, she squatted and began this nice standing BBBJ. I hold her head and begin thrusting Junior inside her mouth. She took it all in and sucked it hard. This lasted for about two to three minutes. I pull Junior out of her mouth and have her lie on the table. I spread her legs and start eating her out. She got into it pretty quickly. She thrusted her pussy right into my face and began moaning as I suck on her clit. While digging into her pussy with my tongue one of the other new girls walks in to the room. I didn't get her name because I was in the heat of making Barbara cum. She enjoyed watching for a minute or two then she left.

In the meantime Barbara ask for Junior again and soon we were in 69 eating and sucking each other. At that point, I wanted to pound her. I wanted to do something different from my regular routine so I had her stand up, face the big mirror and I began fucking her in standing MISH. It was nice watching the action and her breathing hard against the mirror. What I like was she was game for my request. I kept pounding her then pulled out to bend her over on the massage table and I finally blew my load into the raincoat. I pull out fully satisfied and she turns around to kiss me again. She cleans me up. For first time, I enjoy Barbara. I told her I'll be back to see her again. I gave her the HF and well deserved tip. Till next time, happy hunting.

[CuriousJo8]

Sophia is 163 cm which translates to 5'4".

Her return to San Diego is TBD.

I don't agree with the "Sophia is tall" bit. I have seen her a few times before. She is pretty, she has a very nice body, her attitude is great, but I honestly say she is 5'3". I paid attention when I saw her at 7 Spa on Thursday. I remember where she came up to me on my body, she and I measured ourselves against each other, and I checked just now with a tape measure and that point was 5'3".

Plus she told me she was heading to LA for a bit after Thursday.

So anyway, I am not saying don't go see Sophia. She is great and on the must see list, just don't be expecting a 6 fort tall Amazon.

Final disclaimer, I am 6'5" so every female I see in an AMP is "Short" to me.

[MongJuanSilver]

So anyway, I am not saying don't go see Sophia. She is great and on the must see list, just don't be expecting a 6 fort tall Amazon.

While that's unfortunate, going by reviews for her like you said she's still definitely worth it. I'll have to wait until someone confirms she's back in town to try her out, or dig through the past few pages and see where Amber currently is.

Also, any info on if AMP allow multiple pops in one visit, or does it really depend on who you're seeing at the time?

[DoctorOlds]

Rafela also closed. WTF!

IKR? I was looking up places close to home, did a search on the board, Rafela popped up several times, so I shot the number on the ad a text. They responded that the address is closed and for to go to another address a bit North. They didn't say closed permanently, but I didn't ask either. I'll be in that area today and visually check. I'm just bummed about A to Z. I finally had a good experience at a local AMP and it appears to have shut down.

[Nannersd]

I don't agree with the "Sophia is tall" bit. I have seen her a few times before. She is pretty, she has a very nice body, her attitude is great, but I honestly say she is 5'3". I paid attention when I saw her at 7 Spa on Thursday. I remember where she came up to me on my body, she and I measured ourselves against each other, and I checked just now with a tape measure and that point was 5'3".

Plus she told me she was heading to LA for a bit after Thursday.

So anyway, I am not saying don't go see Sophia. She is great and on the must see list, just don't be expecting a 6 fort tall Amazon.

Final disclaimer, I am 6'5" so every female I see in an AMP is "Short" to me.

I'm planning on scheduling a visit with Sophia sometime next week and hopefully get my beauty-taller-than-me fix. Still a noob in the scene, and realized I never asked a burning question I had: do the FS spas typically allow MSOG, or is it a YMMV kinda deal? When I'm particularly pent up I can pop at least a couple of times before I'm spent, but I don't want to give the impression that I'm asking for an extra piece of cake, as it were.

[Matar090]

Checked out you Spa in Lemon Grove a few times. Saw Sasa and LuLu.

They're also at W spa in SV. Stopped by last week and Cherry / Lulu were working. Got a text later saying Sasa was a new girl working there.

[SirJizAlot]

I recently posted about A to Z no longer posting and not responding to texts. I contacted another spa and they stated they closed their shop in Chula Vista on 3rd near Oxford, but had another spa in San Diego not far from the loop near National City. I didn't ask for details, but that's 2 ships that have closed down within the past week and a half or so. I don't know if they got popped or felt some heat and just moved on. Really bummed, because A to Z was great. If anyone has more information, please speak up. Maybe I'm wrong, but not looking that way from where I'm sitting at the moment.

Rafela also closed. WTF!