Escort Reports

**J Simp** · 05-18-22 20:06

Petite: I have no ass, no tits, and no teeth because I mess with the monkey.

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

**Justin12** · 05-18-22 19:39

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Lmao LOL now mongers should copy this and pin it up where they can see it everyday maybe this will help them from paying higher and higher rates to these low level chicks LOL. Its not legal they can't demand more and more money if we don't pay they will go out of business just that simple. Yall gave the rabbits the guns its time to take them back. I don't know if all the fat parts was on point LOL but the rest of it is 100 percent legit thanks Bruh.

**SunRay28** · 05-18-22 18:55

Originally Posted by MachoManny [View Original Post]

Good to see you Ray hope you been doing well and staying safe. Sammy posts on STG but pulls her ads fast and doesn't post a million times a day like some girls do. She is worth the visit and will be a much better experience for you than Courtney was if you stay persistent. She also definitely will not send you to a different house. Hope this helps and good luck with your pursuit.

LOL appreciate it Macho Manny!

**SunRay28** · 05-18-22 18:55

Originally Posted by OCW110 [View Original Post]

https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...3/271971733609

Thank you!

**Punish** · 05-18-22 18:37

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Accurate AF!!

**LuckyFlash** · 05-18-22 17:18

Originally Posted by CltObserver [View Original Post]

What's the damage?

She quoted me qv120 hhr200 hr300. She is GFE BBBJ and cfs. She felt pretty good to me and got done with what I wanted but I also like them spinner types.

**CEOTraveling** · 05-18-22 15:43

Now that is funny and true LOL.

**TheMechanik365** · 05-18-22 14:14

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black..

Great post. Nothing else to add. Mic drop.

**TheMechanik365** · 05-18-22 12:27

Finally caught up with Sammy again. She is a fun girl. She is only doing car dates at the moment which is not really my thing, but for her, I decided to green light it. Glad I did.

Found a semi private spot in a mall parking lot. BBBJ, CG, K9.

The adrenaline rush of cars driving by and pulling into the parking lot, made the experience really exciting. Good conversation before and after. She is definitely a pleaser.

**J Simp** · 05-18-22 12:21

This may not count because you won't see this on an ad.

Working girl to monger - "I will always make time for you" actually means "Thank you for the good reviews but I now have plenty of fuck buddies. Go the fuck away and find another girl."

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black..

**LuvSumPus** · 05-18-22 11:58

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Got Dam! This is funny.

**CltObserver** · 05-18-22 11:36

What's the damage?

Originally Posted by WolfHunter96 [View Original Post]

Times are tough so decided to venture out and find a new one to add to my list. She posts under several names so listed the all.

https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...t/818518915154

Seen her three times now, each gets better. She's spinner for sure, but seems to have had some rough times. No handler seen, but still be careful.

DFK, BBBJ, 69, DATY, multi positions all on the menu. More sensual than most out there, which is needed to get jr up and running.

Will repeat in a pinch. Said she was splitting room with a girl friend, might have to see if both want to play together.

**Muffdiver01** · 05-18-22 11:23

Originally Posted by Justin12 [View Original Post]

I'm glad she like me we had a awesome session but she's not all the hype I don't get it she just a average date like most. She a little skinny chick decent BBBJ tight stuff but she let ya pound long as she can. Hit me up several times I meant to go back but never made it and now she's being made into the best thing sense May West LOL I don't see the hype.

I was thinking the exact same thing. I've seen her numerous times over 3 years but most recently 2 weeks ago. She's put on a little weight and her breast have gotten a little bigger, but to me she is average in looks and service. She is not a favorite of mine but just a change of scenery.

**BobbyYoung** · 05-18-22 10:41

Originally Posted by MachoManny [View Original Post]

Good to see you Ray hope you been doing well and staying safe. Sammy posts on STG but pulls her ads fast and doesn't post a million times a day like some girls do. She is worth the visit and will be a much better experience for you than Courtney was if you stay persistent. She also definitely will not send you to a different house. Hope this helps and good luck with your pursuit.

Most insightful post 😄.

**Toy Soldier** · 05-18-22 08:55

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Snowbunny = white, but hangs with a black pimp and is well-versed in ebonics.