Escort Reports

[StanleyStankas]

This guy knows what he is talking about. Read and learn.

And I think this is great advice! Especially for my tired old a**. Thing is I have nothing or anyone to hide from as I am a long time confirmed bachelor even though I had two opportunities in my lifetime so far. Now in my seasoned citizen years I don't want the hassle of a wife, gf or any real attachment. However, I am not spending my hard earned cash albeit mostly mad money these days on courts, fines, liars I mean lawyers. As indicated once they have you you are going! The one post here imo this person was extremely patient and walked. Most would not be that cool. I am such a scardy cat I would probably admit to owning the place even though I had nothing to do with it!! Stosh. Safe fellas please!

[DMichaels69]

That's why I just stick with Massage Parlors or Massage only ladies if its not a parlor. I have not done hotel / motel massage though. Well played on your part.

I walked once. BP massage ad at the W Lakeshore years ago. Booked via text a couple days in advance. No explicit talk via text just standard setting appt, she confirmed via text morning of. I walked in and right away she starts saying "BJ costs X, sex costs why, anal costs Z". There's a plethora of lube, condoms, sex toys, etc all spread out on the night stand. Spidey senses start going off that this isn't right so I just answered. "I really could use a massage lets just do that".

Boom. Adjoing room door whips open and in they come. They took me into the next room and start asking questions, ask for my I'd, trying to shame me, etc. I told them I did nothing illegal and only asked for a massage, nothing more. They convene with the guy wearing the headphones running the audio recording. 5-10 minutes later they let me go on my way. 2 other poor dudes sitting on the floor in cuffs apparently didn't fare so well. 😆.

I'm not saying you are wrong. Your scenario is far more likely to happen than mine. But it's still in your best interest to play it safe, never know it might just work in your favor.

[Pau Ford]

Jayp's is the advice to listen to. Here's the overwhelmingly most likely scenario:

The 'advice' about which words to say when you walk in the room or about how easy it is to get off in court are mostly speculation by people who've never been near the process. I defy you to find a real story from someone who walked away from a booking because they said they were 'just there to talk'.

I walked once. BP massage ad at the W Lakeshore years ago. Booked via text a couple days in advance. No explicit talk via text just standard setting appt, she confirmed via text morning of. I walked in and right away she starts saying "BJ costs X, sex costs Y, anal costs Z". There's a plethora of lube, condoms, sex toys, etc all spread out on the night stand. Spidey senses start going off that this isn't right so I just answered. "I really could use a massage lets just do that".

Boom. Adjoing room door whips open and in they come. They took me into the next room and start asking questions, ask for my I'd, trying to shame me, etc. I told them I did nothing illegal and only asked for a massage, nothing more. They convene with the guy wearing the headphones running the audio recording. 5-10 minutes later they let me go on my way. 2 other poor dudes sitting on the floor in cuffs apparently didn't fare so well. 😆.

I'm not saying you are wrong. Your scenario is far more likely to happen than mine. But it's still in your best interest to play it safe, never know it might just work in your favor.

[ChiTownGuy23]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/81286243

Sent her a text and a snap but no response. Just wondering if she's real because I Googled the number in the ad and it brought up this ad as well as two different ads with different girls.

[Bkmsw]

This guy knows what he is talking about. Read and learn.

Jayp's is the advice to listen to. Here's the overwhelmingly most likely scenario:

If you show up in a room where they're doing a sting, you'll be booked. If its a jurisdiction that does things that way, your name and picture will be shared to the media.

At your court date, you'll end up paying the fine and the misdemeanor will go on your record.

Sometime in the future, with a little legal help and no other similar charges, you can get the charge expunged from your record.

The 'advice' about which words to say when you walk in the room or about how easy it is to get off in court are mostly speculation by people who've never been near the process. I defy you to find a real story from someone who walked away from a booking because they said they were 'just there to talk'. In court, judges and junior DAs churn through dozens of these misdemeanors every month and allocate a few minutes of time for each case. If you think you're going to successfully pull off a dramatic courtroom victory with a high-priced lawyer or long speeches about freedoms, entrapment, etc, you may end up drawing much bigger fines or even jail time if you piss off the wrong judge on the wrong day.

If your life situation is one where you absolutely must avoid legal consequences of the hobby, and most of us are, then mitigate the risks by only seeing well reviewed providers with a long record of using the same phone number, locations, etc. Don't take chances on new posts from girls with no history posting attractive deals in high traffic areas. Also don't worry about the urban legends of girls being 'turned' by the police after they've been busted. The cops don't need to throw a young, probably mentally ill, untrained addict into a dangerous situation to nab a few more misdemeanors. These days, they're on the hook to get the girls into social support programs and counseling. They can do just fine with their own ads and undercover staff. So, if you've done your homework to see that girl's legit, you don't have to apply the same level of paranoia.

[Tinley708]

Unless your name is Robert Kraft. You're not beating it.

Whether Kraft beat it or not is really irrelevant. He may have achieved some kind of satisfaction if he beat the rap, but they really realized their objective when his name was out there for all to see. FaFaFooey is totally correct. They are more interested in bringing attention to you and making your life hell with as little effort on their part as possible. They don't really even give a damn about a conviction. Their objective is achieved when your name and picture show up on the arrest record and it starts getting circulated in your social media or work circle.

Stay safe and pay attention to the reviews.

[RichL1234]

Jayp's is the advice to listen to. Here's the overwhelmingly most likely scenario:

If you show up in a room where they're doing a sting, you'll be booked. If its a jurisdiction that does things that way, your name and picture will be shared to the media.

At your court date, you'll end up paying the fine and the misdemeanor will go on your record.

Sometime in the future, with a little legal help and no other similar charges, you can get the charge expunged from your record.

The 'advice' about which words to say when you walk in the room or about how easy it is to get off in court are mostly speculation by people who've never been near the process. I defy you to find a real story from someone who walked away from a booking because they said they were 'just there to talk'. In court, judges and junior DAs churn through dozens of these misdemeanors every month and allocate a few minutes of time for each case. If you think you're going to successfully pull off a dramatic courtroom victory with a high-priced lawyer or long speeches about freedoms, entrapment, etc, you may end up drawing much bigger fines or even jail time if you piss off the wrong judge on the wrong day.

If your life situation is one where you absolutely must avoid legal consequences of the hobby, and most of us are, then mitigate the risks by only seeing well reviewed providers with a long record of using the same phone number, locations, etc. Don't take chances on new posts from girls with no history posting attractive deals in high traffic areas. Also don't worry about the urban legends of girls being 'turned' by the police after they've been busted. The cops don't need to throw a young, probably mentally ill, untrained addict into a dangerous situation to nab a few more misdemeanors. These days, they're on the hook to get the girls into social support programs and counseling. They can do just fine with their own ads and undercover staff. So, if you've done your homework to see that girl's legit, you don't have to apply the same level of paranoia.

Unless your name is Robert Kraft. You're not beating it.

[NuruGurus]

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...icago/81086489

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...icago/81237069

Second link has photos of 3 different girls under the photos tab.

[FafaFooey]

Let's say you follow your plan don't you have to eventually ask for those services in person and agree on a price? Even if you knocked on the door, saw her cop badge on the dresser and tried to walk without even stepping foot into the room they will say when you went to an escort website, called the ad and arrived at the hotel your intent was to pay for sex. Maybe you get off once you go to court because you said your intent was to play "words with friends" for an hr but the damage would have already been done.

Jayp's is the advice to listen to. Here's the overwhelmingly most likely scenario:

If you show up in a room where they're doing a sting, you'll be booked. If its a jurisdiction that does things that way, your name and picture will be shared to the media.

At your court date, you'll end up paying the fine and the misdemeanor will go on your record.

Sometime in the future, with a little legal help and no other similar charges, you can get the charge expunged from your record.

The 'advice' about which words to say when you walk in the room or about how easy it is to get off in court are mostly speculation by people who've never been near the process. I defy you to find a real story from someone who walked away from a booking because they said they were 'just there to talk'. In court, judges and junior DAs churn through dozens of these misdemeanors every month and allocate a few minutes of time for each case. If you think you're going to successfully pull off a dramatic courtroom victory with a high-priced lawyer or long speeches about freedoms, entrapment, etc, you may end up drawing much bigger fines or even jail time if you piss off the wrong judge on the wrong day.

If your life situation is one where you absolutely must avoid legal consequences of the hobby, and most of us are, then mitigate the risks by only seeing well reviewed providers with a long record of using the same phone number, locations, etc. Don't take chances on new posts from girls with no history posting attractive deals in high traffic areas. Also don't worry about the urban legends of girls being 'turned' by the police after they've been busted. The cops don't need to throw a young, probably mentally ill, untrained addict into a dangerous situation to nab a few more misdemeanors. These days, they're on the hook to get the girls into social support programs and counseling. They can do just fine with their own ads and undercover staff. So, if you've done your homework to see that girl's legit, you don't have to apply the same level of paranoia.

[StanleyStankas]

I am having a bit difficulty in understanding " she told the monger to leave the door cracked with the safety latch blocking the door closing completely. She would then walk past the room and then back listening to sounds" . She told him to lock the door completely? She was listening to other adjacent rooms from where? Outside of the rooms? Or from the room she was meeting the guy?

Just saw the post. To clear it once she had the room number she told the monger to use the night latch to just keep the door cracked open and once she walked into the hall where the room was located she would then walk past the mongers door and listen on both sides for anything unusual. She thought the monger was ok she just wanted to be absolutely sure she was not being set up for a bust. Just another precaution she always did when she did outcalls at hotels really she was only doing highend downtown hotels. Once she felt things were ok she would back track and just walk into the mongers room. She also instructed them to not fully open the door or look down the hall.

[Deeefggrr]

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...icago/81086489

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...icago/81237069

[PepperoNipples]

Is this site actually legit? I'd probably use this LOL. Would love the Joliet contact if you can share that.

Sent you a PM.

[Jayp80]

Thank you everyone for inputs. This advice is solid " I don't encourage this but if you're really paranoid, you could ask services with a different number and then later with your own number, just ask "can I come rn? Don't mention any services with your own number. ".

Let's say you follow your plan don't you have to eventually ask for those services in person and agree on a price? Even if you knocked on the door, saw her cop badge on the dresser and tried to walk without even stepping foot into the room they will say when you went to an escort website, called the ad and arrived at the hotel your intent was to pay for sex. Maybe you get off once you go to court because you said your intent was to play "words with friends" for an hr but the damage would have already been done.

[JellyFishing]

I met with Crystal after seeing some pretty good feedback about her here. I reached out and she responded within a few minutes with her location after I asked for a hhr session. The incall is located in her apartment and is in a pretty decent / safe area. The apartment is not bad at all, but, as others here have mentioned, her place is a complete dump and she has a bunch of random things laying all over the place. Her place sort of gave beginner hoarder vibes.

She greeted me at the door in her bra and panties and welcomed me into her bedroom as we navigated around some things on the floor. I quickly took care of the donation as she asked for it upfront and then we went at it without wasting time. I got undressed and sat at the edge of the bed as she took her bra off and got on her knees. She began with a really through BBBJ with deepthroat and also paid attention to my balls when I requested her to. The BJ was so sloppy and enthusiastically done that I had to ask her to slow down because I would have busted too early.

She slipped a cover on me and took her panties off as she got on all fours. I fucked her in doggy and lightly spanked her before she flipped over and I went in mish. I vigorously rubbed her clit and sucked her tits while fucking her and she eventually squirted on me. I laid down and she got on top cowgirl as she pushed against my chest and rode me until I busted in the bag. We still had some time so she laid down next to me and I played with her tits as we cuddled for a few minutes. She cleaned me up and we chatted for a bit before I headed out.

Positive: responsive, simple setup, no drama, she really aims to please and is submissive, she is not necessarily hot but she is fairly good looking if you are into the older MILF type, incredible BBBJ, fun dirty talk, squirter, and some really good sex.

Negative: only one, her place is a dump, but everything about her and the experience makes up for it.

9/10 overall and I will be repeating frequently with her. Was 150 for hhr.

https://tryst.link/escort/crystal-squirt

[Chicago41]

https://tryst.link/escort/emily-black

Any intel on her? Is she trans (post-op)?

Extremely unlikely. I don't know too many guys who are 5'3" for one thing and for another the breasts are way too natural.