Massage Parlor Reports

[SeattleMassage]

FYI. I tip 100 for standard HE.

I have never ever received a HE that was worth 100. Anywhere. Ever.

I pay 60 for the massage and 40 for the tip. Period.

And if she acts all indignant about it I don't go back to her and will go to a different masseuse next time.

Or I will simply go to a different establishment.

I wish everybody could just unite around this but there's always got to be some guy who thinks they should be paying more and establishing ridiculous expectations by the masseuse.

[CaptBlkOut]

Anyone visited this spot on Bel-Red? Considering stopping by next time I'm in the area but don't want a dud.

I'll try it out and report. I usually go to Fall Health Spa, if I don't feel like leaving Bellevue.

[ProperGMan]

Shit, I'd go in for the massage, then when she tries to ask for that amount, enjoy the pleasure of telling her she's full of it, then leave. We got to keep this shit under control. She may be hot, but a HE isn't worth $170, even if she's totally nude.

OP, do you think she would've been nude for that amount, or allowed some other play? Now you got me kinda wanting to check her out.

Even knowing it's inflated dude will check it out then cave for $100 HE with no-touch bare pussy in his face.

Outstanding!!

Why'all got the economy of the ladies work backwards!

It's the dudes pussy-greed that drives the going rate.

FYI. I tip 100 for standard HE.

[SeaTownDave]

Sunshine SODO, they have a TS.

Any recs from people on who to see or details? See Coco in a blue dress there. Reviewed the sad appointment. PMs welcome.

[Lego19]

Have a bunch of downtime and looking for some AMP fun. I'm near Cap Hill but not excited about the usual on 12/ Jackson. Recommendations for the best option close. TS a plus and would appreciate full and hopefully BBBJ.

Sunshine SODO, they have a TS.

[SeaTownDave]

Have a bunch of downtime and looking for some AMP fun. I'm near Cap Hill but not excited about the usual on 12/ Jackson. Recommendations for the best option close. TS a plus and would appreciate full and hopefully BBBJ.

[Efurufe]

Fuck.

Went in recently for my old reliable. Ring the bell (new?) and the girl that opens the door is smoking hot! Likely mid-20's, fashionable, white yoga pants and revealing halter top, worn in the style of an IG model. Price up to 70 for an hour but I went with it. Massage was solid, sensual and continued after the flip, where the teasing really ramped up.

Then she asks a hundo for a handy. WTF. No way.

Anyone had similar at this place / with this girl? Is this the new standard there?

What did you say to that request? Any negotiation, or you just left?

[KnoxNenters]

Then she asks a hundo for a handy.

Shit, I'd go in for the massage, then when she tries to ask for that amount, enjoy the pleasure of telling her she's full of it, then leave. We got to keep this shit under control. She may be hot, but a HE isn't worth $170, even if she's totally nude.

OP, do you think she would've been nude for that amount, or allowed some other play? Now you got me kinda wanting to check her out.

Fuck.

[DeadEye206]

Fuck.

Went in recently for my old reliable. Ring the bell (new?) and the girl that opens the door is smoking hot! Likely mid-20's, fashionable, white yoga pants and revealing halter top, worn in the style of an IG model. Price up to 70 for an hour but I went with it. Massage was solid, sensual and continued after the flip, where the teasing really ramped up.

Then she asks a hundo for a handy. WTF. No way.

Anyone had similar at this place / with this girl? Is this the new standard there?

[EnjoyLife03]

Anyone visited this spot on Bel-Red? Considering stopping by next time I'm in the area but don't want a dud.

[Bfm66]

Are there any other providers here worth seeing?

Amy-Cute, tiny little thing, late 30's, maybe early 40's, decent massage skills, HJ, BJ, pm, mish, cg all covered.

Michelle-attractive, a little taller and a little fuller. Not fat at all, just a bit more curves, going to say early 40's, nice aftermarket rack with incredible eraser nips, I have gotten so-so massages from her and awesome massages that worked the knots out of every part of my body, YMMV. As for finish, pretty standard, HJ, BJ, mish, cg again all covered. They are my go to girls when I want a good massage from a decent looking provider.

[HarleySteve]

Coming to visit, any help on where Kings is located?

Kings is in North Lynnwood.

[BlowInHer]

I can confirm Seven also known as Happy is back at Kings after her vacation. I just filled her with a load last week.

Coming to visit, any help on where Kings is located?

[BlowInHer]

Visited Lake Serene on a weekday afternoon. I spotted one other monger or perhaps the bagman, in the parking lot going back and forth between his car and the door but otherwise business appeared slow.

Two-door entry: unlocked outer door, bell for interior door. Jackie greeted me. She wore a mask and looked sexy in a red cocktail dress. She is older than some and younger than others. Maybe late 40's? She led me to the room and asked how long. I opted for the hour and handed her $200. I said yes to the table shower. It's been a while since I've had a good one--the last TS I experienced was the one in the 1600 block of S Jackson, and it's comical how jenky that one is. As another monger noted, the Lake Serene TS might be uncomfortable for anybody above 6'. Other than that, it was a really good experience. The water was hot and her technique was good, soft, soapy, lathery mitt, with intermittent gentle fingers teasing my penis, testicles, and anus, followed by a more thorough scrubbing with a loofah sponge. I wondered about a BJ preview. When she got down on her knees to dry my legs, I was certain that she would take me in her mouth. I was wrong. And she kept her mask on.

Are there any other providers here worth seeing?

[GoldMinerLxv]

Lots of AMPs advertise that they take credit cards, or have the CC logos somewhere when you walk in. Do any of you ever pay with a credit card? Skimming cash from the fam account is hard to hide, it would be so much easier to hide the spending from the SO, even if I could just put the $60 house fee on it. It would be easy to get a prepaid Visa at Home Depot, so the $60 wouldn't show up on any statement. Any of you use credit cards to pay for massages?

I agree with everyone promoting cash only. To me credit cards of any kind open you up to the potential for fraud because I suspect you lose total sight control of it at most AMPs. In that situation they take it to a back room where it would be simple for them to write down all the info and you'd be totally clueless until an unauthorized transaction suddenly pops up in your account which could and probably would be weeks later.

I've had to replace my CC 3 times in about 6-7 years and it's no fun nowadays when the number is linked electronically to so many accounts you use everyday. In fact it's such a pain that we now keep a list of companies using our CC to make it easier the next time it happens again, and it will happen again.

Maybe I'm too cautious but I actually leave my wallet in my car.