Escort Reports

[Jbo Jonas]

I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense.

This line perfectly describes me everytime I have a dream with these girls. Add in the occasional "scared for my life" as well depending on location and time of day, but with the ', horny' part, I do it anyway.

Although I will say I've walked away from more girls than I've stayed with. The older I get, the less I plow through. Ain't nobody got time for that, certainly not me anymore.

I couldn't have stayed while she was taking a shit man, that's too much. Hilarious story though, thanks for sharing!

I once visited a woman that I thought was a MILF from the couple of deceptive no-face pics she displayed. She was living in an RV. She had posted an ad on craigslist at the time. I get there, and she is this impish troll looking lady, worse than gilf material. Sweet attitude tho, with one boob big, one boob small, a weirdly mishapen ass and belly and only one tooth in the front of her mouth.

She was eating from a bucket of KFC when I arrived. Shit you not, she was picking up a piece, pulling off the skin and only eating the skin, laying that piece aside with no skin and picking up the next.

When I told her hey let's do this, she just leaned over from the RV table with a piece of chicken in her hand and starts unzipping my pants, in between bites of chicken. She's like "sorry I'm hungry" munch munch, and with her greasy fingers. I'm like nah. But, I was horny somehow still.

Anyway, that day I stayed against my better judgement. I could barely even get a hard on at first. I let her suck junior from small to hard in between bites of greasy chicken skin. I think the grease was her lube, because once junior was at attention and greased up, time for the main event. She cleared the dinner table and folded it out into a bed. She licks her fingers, rubs her lips and greases her self up on her back.

I couldn't do it. Junior started shrinking. She said, hold on, let me flip over. Doggy style. I closed one eye, squinting, stuck it in and went to town. Remembering the old adage "goose goose, ginny ginny, ugly pussy is as good as any" so I did it, shook the whole RV too. I want to say it was 30 tokens for the KFCBBBJ plus covered FS (this like 10 years ago).

Today, I would just walk away. I probably wouldn't even visit a grandma in an RV if it were me today. As I would have Lauren shitting. But, I get I, sometimes junior says yes anyway LOL.

[SunDevil1]

So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.

Way more man than I. No way could or would have stayed, that is just nasty of her.

[KoolBreeze]

Those pics look confusing to me sir.

I'm 100 % sure she's not a man. Told her she needed to update her pics because she look way better in person. She's added a little weight that looks good on her. And those tits feel very real. Definitely my first option at least once a week.

[Joseph13]

This was by far the Best Post of all time! So Far. Thank you so much!

I saw Lauren the UTR girl who posts on Tryst, which makes me wonder how she can be UTR, she clearing is advertising a lot.

Although I do not remember a gut, her face is not like her pics, they were years ago. Not bad, but not the chick in her ad pics anymore.

I saw her for 55 coins and that was too much!

Her mic skills are horrible, very little mouth, instead she uses her hand and jerks jr. Heck if I wanted a hand job I would not need to go see Lauren!

I tried one more time, she needed money bad, and offered bear back full service for 75 coins, so I shot my swimmers into her puss.

I did not get her prego, she was the one who suggested bb, so she clearly does bb on a regular basis.

But still poor mic skills getting jr ready, so I never repeated.

So with the poop smell included I hope you paid less than 55 coins.

[GunIt458]

Just heard that Jen passed away out in Cali from being hit by a car.

She is not dead.

Talked with her Sunday.

[Rockies4400]

Those pics look confusing to me sir.

I've seen her, good experience all around.

[MouthHunter]

I haven't posted much lately. I've found my niches here and there and have successfully found entertainment in other areas thanks to this board. I owe a post to this one. Has absolutely become my go-to due to consistency and quality. I have high expectations and I think this one actually met an unmeetable one.

I like my special oral attention.

Kindness and respect are the keys to the kingdom.

https://tryst.link/escort/rachel_b106

Those pics look confusing to me sir.

[CornBread2011]

Has anybody had a dream with Molly Tried to look her up on escortbabylon and sites down.

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...e/357779866824

[Low Baller]

So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.

I saw Lauren the UTR girl who posts on Tryst, which makes me wonder how she can be UTR, she clearing is advertising a lot.

Although I do not remember a gut, her face is not like her pics, they were years ago. Not bad, but not the chick in her ad pics anymore.

I saw her for 55 coins and that was too much!

Her mic skills are horrible, very little mouth, instead she uses her hand and jerks jr. Heck if I wanted a hand job I would not need to go see Lauren!

I tried one more time, she needed money bad, and offered bear back full service for 75 coins, so I shot my swimmers into her puss.

I did not get her prego, she was the one who suggested bb, so she clearly does bb on a regular basis.

But still poor mic skills getting jr ready, so I never repeated.

So with the poop smell included I hope you paid less than 55 coins.

[Gvrk0686]

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...d/255754729528

I know I don't post often here, but I also don't partake very often. When I do your reviews have proved invaluable. I have stumbled across this one a few times on stg now and it would actually be a perfect lunchtime dream. I could not find any reviews on her here by searching, but I could just be inept at searching LOL. Does anyone know anything about her?? Thanks in advance for any info.

[LurkinLouie]

I haven't posted much lately. I've found my niches here and there and have successfully found entertainment in other areas thanks to this board. I owe a post to this one. Has absolutely become my go-to due to consistency and quality. I have high expectations and I think this one actually met an unmeetable one.

I like my special oral attention.

Kindness and respect are the keys to the kingdom.

https://tryst.link/escort/rachel_b106

[Jbo Jonas]

90 x-xxx-x949.

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...p/625823060309

Ginger.

Market Report (YMMV):

-Looks: 4 (SWAN).

-Attitude: 7 (Very patient with giving me directions to her incall And polite / friendly on the phone and text).

-Body: 5 (SWAN. Not the pictures. Well, same general shape. As another reviewer said: PAWG).

-Hygiene: X (smoking upon arrival, not a deal breaker am smoker as well, but did not partake or get close enough to determine).

-Menu: X (did not discuss).

-Comms: 7 (Responsive within 20 minutes of initial text and answered phone calls, again very friendly).

-Photo: 3 (Misrepresented IMHO. Heavy filtering. Face especially. Pics on ad are much older by my estimation. She currently has the purple colored shirt hair, not the dreads in the photos, the hair made no difference to me.).

-Location: 6 (private residence, easy access, heavily trafficked road easy to blend in, no handler presence, additional person present on premise "mom" she said).

-Performance: X (did not partake).

Overall Grade: X (did not partake).

Overall hourly value: Jax average range nowadays (QV 100 quoted).

Prior reviews: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...487&viewfull=1#post5896487.

Final Thoughts: As noted, I did not partake. Ginger was responsive and friendly and the girl in the ad. She was patient with me as well. I spoke with her a few moments and then decided to leave as junior wasn't on board.

Again I stress, your mileage may vary as the prior review indicated.

Stay safe.

[AutgMark]

So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.

[Lookin Fer Fun]

I'm still looking for a decent petite option in Jax. I have at least found favorable reviews for Laney Banks, Ariel, and Candii. I have found a few others on Tryst (seemingly reliable resource) but have not seen any matching reviews here:

Lauren.

https://tryst.link/escort/petitecute-lauren89

KayKay.

https://tryst.link/escort/kaykay-404

https://onlyfans.com/pdxbby503

SeductiveSophie93.

https://tryst.link/escort/sophielove93

Bunni Rabbit.

https://tryst.link/escort/bunny-rabbit.

Shaina changes menu when you fork over coins. Tooo many don'ts and rush.

Shaina Rentz - https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/shaina-r...onville-977353..

[DWaltonXXX]

She was a sweet kid. I had some good times with her. She was really comfortable to be around.