Buffalo Grove / Wheeling / Arlington heights

[GrannyLover]

Hello, that's a spot on review of those places, well 3 of the 4 I have been to more than once,(regret going to relax the last time I was there, it is a dump for sure). Not sure if the reference to, why *ungs, where is that at?? I thought I knew all of the places in the area. Let me know if you could here or pm. Thanks.

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[HankyDaPanky]

Hello, that's a spot on review of those places, well 3 of the 4 I have been to more than once,(regret going to relax the last time I was there, it is a dump for sure). Not sure if the reference to, why *ungs, where is that at?? I thought I knew all of the places in the area. Let me know if you could here or pm. Thanks

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Yes, what is a why *ungs?

[CakeLover13]

Hello, that's a spot on review of those places, well 3 of the 4 I have been to more than once,(regret going to relax the last time I was there, it is a dump for sure). Not sure if the reference to, why *ungs, where is that at?? I thought I knew all of the places in the area. Let me know if you could here or pm. Thanks

I just moved here from Chicago and I've been trying to get a lay of the land. The options aren't great but not bad enough I had into the city. I didn't get any names as there really wasn't anybody I was excited to see again.

* Rel at x. This place is a dump. I don't expect much but there were water stains, ceiling tiles falling in and overall dingy. Pulled a petite and fairly young masseuse. Got a topless level one, bad massage, bad finish and short on time. Clearly a full menu place but it is just gross. I mean my standards for an AMP is rock bottom but this still feel below.

* Sun shine. Drew a younger, tall slim one in a flight attendant outfit. Decent massage, no teasing, standard L1.

*why*ungs. Been here a couple times. One is older, slim, good massage, good l1. The other is fat, bad massage, and terrible Jack hammer. Seems to cap L1 here. The slim one I would see again for the massage and decent L1.

* Lu x. Closer to a an AAPT than a spa. Got a younger melancholy woman. On the more attractive side for an AMP. Bad massage, L2 with decent ball licking. However seemed to get impatient when I didn't cum in two minutes. The house fee was $80 for hour and no half option. Probably was in there for 40 minutes. I can see myself coming back every once in a while when I get sure thing open menu itch.

If anybody's got any tips for a consistent good massage, slim body, with good teasing and topless level 1 feel free to drop me a PM.

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[Lemeduyu]

Have you been to Anna's in the couple months?

Sadly Amy / Susan and Lulu are now gone. Due to lack of massage license, supposedly.

It was very busy, with one person working now. Many, many interruptions; walk-ins, phone calls, etc. Left happy, but 1/3 as happy as when I visited Lulu and Amy.

That's too bad. Been a few months.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Reviews are on point. Anna's in wheeling is fine but a bit of a drive from those others. Since the old Anna got busted a few years back nothing has been that consistent.

Have you been to Anna's in the couple months?

Sadly Amy / Susan and Lulu are now gone. Due to lack of massage license, supposedly.

It was very busy, with one person working now. Many, many interruptions; walk-ins, phone calls, etc. Left happy, but 1/3 as happy as when I visited Lulu and Amy.

[Lemeduyu]

I just moved here from Chicago and I've been trying to get a lay of the land. The options aren't great but not bad enough I had into the city. I didn't get any names as there really wasn't anybody I was excited to see again.

* Rel at x. This place is a dump. I don't expect much but there were water stains, ceiling tiles falling in and overall dingy. Pulled a petite and fairly young masseuse. Got a topless level one, bad massage, bad finish and short on time. Clearly a full menu place but it is just gross. I mean my standards for an AMP is rock bottom but this still feel below.

* Sun shine. Drew a younger, tall slim one in a flight attendant outfit. Decent massage, no teasing, standard L1.

*why*ungs. Been here a couple times. One is older, slim, good massage, good l1. The other is fat, bad massage, and terrible Jack hammer. Seems to cap L1 here. The slim one I would see again for the massage and decent L1.

* Lu x. Closer to a an AAPT than a spa. Got a younger melancholy woman. On the more attractive side for an AMP. Bad massage, L2 with decent ball licking. However seemed to get impatient when I didn't cum in two minutes. The house fee was $80 for hour and no half option. Probably was in there for 40 minutes. I can see myself coming back every once in a while when I get sure thing open menu itch.

If anybody's got any tips for a consistent good massage, slim body, with good teasing and topless level 1 feel free to drop me a PM.

Reviews are on point. Anna's in wheeling is fine but a bit of a drive from those others. Since the old Anna got busted a few years back nothing has been that consistent.

[GrannyLover]

I just moved here from Chicago and I've been trying to get a lay of the land. The options aren't great but not bad enough I had into the city. I didn't get any names as there really wasn't anybody I was excited to see again.

* Rel at x. This place is a dump. I don't expect much but there were water stains, ceiling tiles falling in and overall dingy. Pulled a petite and fairly young masseuse. Got a topless level one, bad massage, bad finish and short on time. Clearly a full menu place but it is just gross. I mean my standards for an AMP is rock bottom but this still feel below.

* Sun shine. Drew a younger, tall slim one in a flight attendant outfit. Decent massage, no teasing, standard L1.

*why*ungs. Been here a couple times. One is older, slim, good massage, good l1. The other is fat, bad massage, and terrible Jack hammer. Seems to cap L1 here. The slim one I would see again for the massage and decent L1.

* Lu x. Closer to a an AAPT than a spa. Got a younger melancholy woman. On the more attractive side for an AMP. Bad massage, L2 with decent ball licking. However seemed to get impatient when I didn't cum in two minutes. The house fee was $80 for hour and no half option. Probably was in there for 40 minutes. I can see myself coming back every once in a while when I get sure thing open menu itch.

If anybody's got any tips for a consistent good massage, slim body, with good teasing and topless level 1 feel free to drop me a PM.

[Walker333]

Been wondering about that place. Appreciate the heads up!

For a short period of time there was an mt called herself Lina. She provided a good massage and L1. Maybe that was the reason she disappeared.

[HankyDaPanky]

This place provides an excellent massage but absolute nothing else except perhaps self-service. Ok looking ladies working there and I was optimistic. Its been recently updated and is very nice inside. Though still a work in progress. Over many years of effort, I'm giving up on potentially getting anything other than a solid, relaxing massage at this location. This leaves Sunshine and Relax if you want L1-L3 in the area.

Been wondering about that place. Appreciate the heads up!

[JHelin04]

This place provides an excellent massage but absolute nothing else except perhaps self-service. Ok looking ladies working there and I was optimistic. Its been recently updated and is very nice inside. Though still a work in progress. Over many years of effort, I'm giving up on potentially getting anything other than a solid, relaxing massage at this location. This leaves Sunshine and Relax if you want L1-L3 in the area.

[RubLuvr]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

Yeah. I wouldn't have made her that old, right about late 50's or so, but I know the asian age thing, so she may be older. In any event she has thin legs that look semi decent but have that crepey skin feel somewhat like most women pick up around 50 ish. Not a particularly good performance either, won't be going back. The other one, taller, thin, great legs and body and pretty smileis so moody, one day she is jumping on like a crazed girlfriend and shucking her clothes, the next has no interest beyond standard L1. Go figure, I think I've about finished here without a change of personnel.

[JakeGoodfella]

Looking for one to try I've seen a couple advertised in wheeling any recommendations.

Try this one. https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/2015440.

They have a gal in named Mona. Pics are not of her. Mona is a 40 ish tiny Thai lady with a so-so face but a nice body. Her fake boobs are very nicely done. Get the hour as it only costs $30 more. Mona is the best lay I have had for under $200.

She gives a nice massage before the action. She nibbles on your ear and neck to get you going. On the flip is a CBJ that doesn't last long, but she might go longer if you ask. CG and Mish till I finished. She take the bag off herself and strokes you some more till she gets every last drop out. She's a fun time and a real sweetheart.

You may to provide a selfie and some info to the screener if this is your first time.

Have fun and stay safe!

[Squareballs]

Went back today got a different girl named Wikkey or something like that short chubby 45 hhr table shower soso wrapped me from top of my ass to jr and rimmed me through the wrap total waste then BJ with the wrap on for 100 total waste of money won't be going back any time soon.

[Wenger]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

This is why I'm glad I wear glasses and am extremely nearsighted without them. I usually blame it on that to help mitigate the shame.

[Squareballs]

Looking for one to try I've seen a couple advertised in wheeling any recommendations.