Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[CarFunJon]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

LMAO thank you for that kind sir.

[Hollister]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[Reaper400]

Anyone know what happened to her? Lost touch as she was supposedly moving back from Detroit last year.

Appreciate whoever still had contact and reached out. Heard from her this am. Fortunately still had my no. Unfortunately still out of state. One of my ATF's. Maybe be back in Florida one day xfings.

[Flight57]

Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

https://tryst.link/escort/amber138

I also saw her a few years back, during the indi era.

She was very popular, and with good reason, her head game is top notch.

[FriskyDingo]

Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

https://tryst.link/escort/amber138

I had a dream with her when she was on Indy and got good reviews, I however was not a fan, I believe she was a smoker and something about the whole deal just turned me off. I do hope you have a good time tho, just wanted to give my 2 cents.

[Dldl4376]

Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

https://tryst.link/escort/amber138

[BehindHer]

Yea you made the right decision. That location is very sketchy.

I spoke with her via FaceTime and she mentioned staying at the Days Inn off Oakland. Vibe seemed off tho and glad I didn't pull the trigger.

[Driver63]

I spoke with her via FaceTime and she mentioned staying at the Days Inn off Oakland. Vibe seemed off tho and glad I didn't pull the trigger.

I texted her a few times never got a response, but she always post.

[BlackInBoca]

I was in Florida for Easter weekend and I visit ruby, she have a new better place, much better, have a good time.

Can someone send me her number?

[QuietStorm89]

So I finally had enough of their bullshit Wednesday afternoon. They advertise first come first serve and literally every time you go there is a wait, some times not long. After going consistently you would think they would be more accommodating but no. I get there sit in parking lot, watch another guy park and go up before me. As soon as I see him walk down into parking lot of get a text saying ready. I've had enough of the sloppy seconds (more than that) sometimes out of sight out of mind. Its more so the fact of being a "regular" and having to deal with that type of bullshit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/80719091

I ended up seeing jenny who only provides HE. I went with the. 60 body to body which I've never had that service before. I must say I really enjoyed it and would repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/80817740

[FilthyKoala]

She claims she's real and the only way to see if she's real is to show up. Anybody seen this new provider?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/80511278

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/80684695

I spoke with her via FaceTime and she mentioned staying at the Days Inn off Oakland. Vibe seemed off tho and glad I didn't pull the trigger.

[UgaBuga]

I had seen Alexis from Pretty kittys sometime last week. Date started off with CBJ followed by various positions. Although I'll say the pictures are fairly accurate they hide a quite gnarly cesarean scar. Rates are as advertised and the overall service was just ok, nothing to write home about.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/80659264

[Sick1166]

Looking for DFK non stop who really luvs it.

Thanks.

[UgaBuga]

I had seen Alexis from Pretty kittys sometime last week. Date started off with CBJ followed by various positions. Although I'll say the pictures are fairly accurate they hide a quite gnarly cesarean scar. Rates are as advertised and the overall service was just ok, nothing to write home about.

[SaceRoadRunner]

Any 1 have a lady that know how to ride a cock.

Due to recent back injury I am looking for a girl that luvs being on top and knows how to ride.

Thanks.

Text me 239 I have this256 girl Valerie that will5651 blow your mind.