Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjbee62]

Instead of TOFTT, I took one with the team.

Actually, I went to the place on Purdue road, the one near 5 guys, rather than the one near McAllister's. I think the 5 guys would have been better.

2 girls working. 1 was young, with a pretty face, but quite chubby. I got the older one, all around about average. I will say the massage was pretty good and I got the full hour (price $70). The paper sheet was replaced with a new one after I was finished. However, the towel, which was like thin diaper material, with a large wet spot from yours truly was folded up and placed back at the foot of the table.

There was no tease, although she didn't move away from my touching. No playfulness either, until the flip, when she saw I was ready for something more. Then negotiations began. When she asked how much I was willing to spend, I said $100, my standard response to see how far the menu goes. She responded by pointing at her mouth. When I agreed, she wanted double my offer. After a few minutes she agreed on $150.

Now I know you're wondering what fool would pay that much for a BJ from a late 40's or older average woman. That would be me. When you're finished laughing, here's my reason. If I just settle for the standard finish I don't learn anything. Instead I spend the money and get proof that it's not worth it. That way, everyone else can save their money.

It wasn't even BBBJ, she went out and returned with a cover. It turned out to be her lucky day. Normally, I have problems finishing that way. Not today. Although she had some skill, it was just one of those things. I was done before she had time to complain I was taking too long. She did allow full UTC access, although for complete access, you might need a machete. It was a jungle down there.

Overall, I don't recommend.

[Jeast72]

Decided to take a chance and try out Sunrise on 96th. Nice place and pretty busy when I was there. Heard a couple come in while I was on the table waiting. Massage was really good. I said hard and she massaged the shit out of me. I was a little gun shy because of the professionalism of the place. Not any real teasing so I didn't push for anything. Was hoping she would offer HE but never did. Still got an excellent massage. Do legit providers usually expose you during the massage? I wasn't sure if this was a signal or not. May have to try again and see if I get anywhere.

Try again. Maybe ask for medium pressure, they might not like to have to work so hard. LOL. Anyway, just make sure they know what you want. They might be a little extra cautious at times. They also have a lot of legit customers.

[BoilerWelder]

In town for work and decided to try out Luna. All reports are accurate. Saw Amy and left happy.

[HasselFree]

Any word on this location from BG? I live near and want to know if they're legit.

Stop in, take the HH for 40 and tip money. If you want to leave a paper trail they'll take your credit card. As far as legit, depends on what your definition of legit is. Been there and everything that transpired was legit with me.

[MarkDenneny]

Ok that makes more sense..

But if I'm not mistaken the one with no fun also has an Amy that runs a place.

There is a third Holistic on or near 86th ST: Abalone Holistic. Looks extremely legit.

[BlueJay10]

Decided to take a chance and try out Sunrise on 96th. Nice place and pretty busy when I was there. Heard a couple come in while I was on the table waiting. Massage was really good. I said hard and she massaged the shit out of me. I was a little gun shy because of the professionalism of the place. Not any real teasing so I didn't push for anything. Was hoping she would offer HE but never did. Still got an excellent massage. Do legit providers usually expose you during the massage? I wasn't sure if this was a signal or not. May have to try again and see if I get anywhere.

[ChrisRock]

I'm absolutely sure. There are 2 Holistics. You're right about bash. I'm talking about the other one.

Like the saying goes learn something new every day😂.

[Bigred2006]

Ok that makes more sense..

But if I'm not mistaken the one with no fun also has an Amy that runs a place.

Brandee and her husband own the "no fun" place. But Amy is a fine little MT who gives a good massage in tight clothes. Still nothing available that I'm aware of and I was nude on her table and ready to be woman-handled...

[Inc007]

Legit; Think, Batchelor Party Experience.

[ChrisRock]

There are two holistics. I think one is American girls and the other is Asian girls. I'll let you guess which one is the legit one 😉.

Ok that makes more sense..

But if I'm not mistaken the one with no fun also has an Amy that runs a place.

[RedFox2120]

Are you sure you were at holistic? Over the years this place has been nothing but a huge tease attractive ladies but not so much as a tug.

There are two holistics. I think one is American girls and the other is Asian girls. I'll let you guess which one is the legit one 😉.

[Long Ball]

Are you sure you were at holistic? Over the years this place has been nothing but a huge tease attractive ladies but not so much as a tug.

I'm absolutely sure. There are 2 Holistics. You're right about bash. I'm talking about the other one.

[ChrisRock]

I got some intel that Holistic had new and improved ladies. I went and met Amy and glad I did. She sashayed up to me in a short little skirt and tight shirt and it was pretty obvious it was game on. She was wearing a mask but what I could see looked very nice. I gave her. 5 for hhr and I went in the room and got ready. I laid 1. 6 and a cover on the table and assumed the position. She came in and saw my offering and gladly accepted. I can't rate her massage because there wasn't any. All her clothes came off and I would definitely call her a spinner with some nice B's. She laid on the table. I'm a DATY guy as long as everything is clean and fresh. And she was. I've found that most ladies enjoy the service. Long story short, after she finished with DATY, it was multiple positions for the rest of the time. Pretty sure she had almost as much fun as I did, based on the hug and kiss and pat on the ass at the end. On the way out I saw another lady. Not as hot as Amy, but not bad. This store is stepping up its game and becoming the go to place on the north side. Be good to them so we can keep them around.

Are you sure you were at holistic? Over the years this place has been nothing but a huge tease attractive ladies but not so much as a tug.

[RufusFirefly]

They've done that to me. I've had an appointment then the girl wasn't available. Several nice ladies to choose from. Ashley's a very good lady! Maybe there's some office politics going on, or sniping other girl's customers.


JohnGuest.

What might have happened is some monger came in without an appointment and when the girl asked if he called he said yes and stole your girl and appointment.

Most of the time the girls do not ask for a name.

[Long Ball]

I got some intel that Holistic had new and improved ladies. I went and met Amy and glad I did. She sashayed up to me in a short little skirt and tight shirt and it was pretty obvious it was game on. She was wearing a mask but what I could see looked very nice. I gave her. 5 for hhr and I went in the room and got ready. I laid 1. 6 and a cover on the table and assumed the position. She came in and saw my offering and gladly accepted. I can't rate her massage because there wasn't any. All her clothes came off and I would definitely call her a spinner with some nice B's. She laid on the table. I'm a DATY guy as long as everything is clean and fresh. And she was. I've found that most ladies enjoy the service. Long story short, after she finished with DATY, it was multiple positions for the rest of the time. Pretty sure she had almost as much fun as I did, based on the hug and kiss and pat on the ass at the end. On the way out I saw another lady. Not as hot as Amy, but not bad. This store is stepping up its game and becoming the go to place on the north side. Be good to them so we can keep them around.