Massage Parlor Reports

**Shatter** · 04-01-22 14:31

Stopped by today based off of all the reviews. They were busy (I think only one girl was working) and told me to come back in 30 minutes. Still busy, so the mamasan asks me to wait then takes me to the table shower. She gives me this half assed table shower with no teasing whatsoever. Then I go to the sauna (which to be honest was very nice). There she asks me to wait a little bit longer and after about 10-15 minutes this very short 50+ granny shows up, calls herself "beauty". She goes straight to asking for money and demand $.80 just for a CBJ.

I talk her down to $. 60 but already have the feeling it won't be good. Her teeth hit my shaft as she's putting the cover on. I then ask for a massage afterwards and I'd compared it more to a wrestling match than anything. I think I left more in pain than I walked in. Will not repeat unless lineup improves.

**UltraFind77** · 04-01-22 14:21

What a waste. 60/ hr slight groping to start so I'm like OK it's on. No real massage just rubbing. Tells me to flip after 10 min and looks at me for the tip already. I hand her 40. She's like I take all off more money. I'm like how much and what do I get. She said j / o I gave her 10 more. I said mouth? She's like no hand only and tried to go into my wallet for more. I'm like I'm out of here and got a little mad and she's like OK OK lay down. Amazing body, young but not worth it.

**OnTheRoad2019** · 04-01-22 13:56

Originally Posted by SalBass [View Original Post]

Her volume is ridiculous!!

I just booked with Bonita (yes again. LOL) and I told her the issue with booking too close and running into the other clients. She said that she is going to start putting a larger break in between sessions. So that issue should be resolved moving forward!!

**OnTheRoad2019** · 04-01-22 13:54

Originally Posted by FCastle88 [View Original Post]

I envy anyone that can get Lisa to text back within 4 days. Easily the worst texter I've encountered in this hobby. I haven't seen her in over a year; the time I spent with her was always great. But it was easier for me to see her with Bonita than it is solo.

Lisa is not in the game at the moment. She has some major heath issues in the last year. She was super hot. But I never got the impression she was into anything but getting me out of the door.

**Bzerkley Rich** · 04-01-22 12:29

Anyone seen Christina in Lincoln Park?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/h...463469481.html

She says she will get naked for extra cost. 2 Locations??

**Tpain0710** · 04-01-22 12:10

Were do I start from, saw Bonita yesterday and she was the girl I was looking for, Absolutely amazing I'm into this hobby for past 4 years and I tell you she's extra ordinary, from the beginning to the end was awesome, I would highly recommend.

Thank you fellas lets keep sharing and exploring.

**BigJohnnyWad** · 04-01-22 11:56

Originally Posted by BrennHoffman [View Original Post]

Jojo had a review in TER last summer. Has anyone seen her recently?

I never pulled the trigger but always wanted to.

Jojo is retired. I saw her just before covid hit the world. Called her a few weeks ago and told me she retired.

**Liquor Lotto** · 04-01-22 11:45

Sorry I don't have a late because I'm driving right now, has anyone seen this girl I've been in contact with her but it's sporadic and every time I try to set something up I don't hear anything.

**Amp Adickt** · 04-01-22 08:20

Decided to pay Sunny Massage a visit before work. Met Tammy, spoke decent english. 40+ish maybe or older and super skinny. I like ass so she could probably eat a little bit more but whatever not bad looking. For 30 minutes, the massage wasn't bad I actually dosed off for a bit. Good pressure and massaged me from head to toe. Not rushed but hardly a tease just the fingernails right before the flip. I asked for her mouth. After a minute of negotiating- she asked 80, I countered 40 and we agreed on 60 she obliged. She didn't seem too happy but that's all I had. She took her top off- very nice soft perky little tits which she used to rub all over me. She roamed around a bit, licked the boys, and put a cover on. Not bad for a CBJ. She got the job done. All in all not too shabby for a last minute visit. If time permits, I would definitely repeat since it's close to work and I thought Tammy was nice.

Total $120 (60/60)

**Kimha55** · 03-31-22 21:48

Originally Posted by Softailrider [View Original Post]

Said her name was "Amy", tattoo right shoulder, way under 45.

The 2 girls there are Helen and Nancy. How did you know she had a tattoo if you weren't actually there and it was your friend?. And the 2 girls here are over 45, sorry, but that's the truth. However, Nancy looks very good for her age. Remember that Asian girls look younger for the most part, until they really get old and then they tend to age really quickly.

**Softailrider** · 03-31-22 21:25

Originally Posted by Kimha55 [View Original Post]

No Amy here and no one under 45.

Said her name was "Amy", tattoo right shoulder, way under 45.

**HeeJunk** · 03-31-22 21:16

Originally Posted by BrennHoffman [View Original Post]

Jojo had a review in TER last summer. Has anyone seen her recently?

I never pulled the trigger but always wanted to.

She would be 65 now, bUt give her a call. Google will take you to a sumosearch ad with her number.

**HeeJunk** · 03-31-22 21:11

Originally Posted by JuanHunglow69 [View Original Post]

I have read good things about these places. Has anyone tried either recently? Only standard?

Only standard but I'm sure heejung47 (kimha55) can elaborate and give you full lineup. He knows Bo.

**Kimha55** · 03-31-22 20:36

Originally Posted by Softailrider [View Original Post]

A friend of mine went in there. He is very reliable and very descriptive. He saw a younger woman (30"s maybe) named "Amy". Kind of tall, maybe 5'7 or 8. Not real thin, but not fat either. Very broken English, and that wasn't bullshit. Half ass massage, she did pull up the bra and pop out her tits. He said, she said she had allergies, but he said he thinks she had a cold. She actually dripped snot on him at one point. $60.00 and $40.00. On a scale of 1 to 10 he gave it a 5. 5 to a 6. Right near the Library and a VFW hall. He didn't suspect it was going to last long at that location.

No Amy here and no one under 45.