Massage Parlor Reports

[Souljurn]

Pacific Hwy, just S of 217, near a NAPA shop. Stepped into lobby, the motion detector chime went off loudly for 30 seconds. Then. Nothing. Checked the rooms with open doors and the bathroom. No humans in sight, no sounds coming from any of the rooms. Waited 5 minutes then left. On to the next.

I've been there once before, so I only have experience with one lady. For what it's worth, she was pretty young looking, maybe mid twenties early thirties, which as you all know is rare. Very thin, petite build, maybe B cup breasts. Despite that, her massage was absolutely terrible; one of those girls that just rubs the same spot for half an hour. FS was indeed on the table, firmly CFS, $$ including house tip which was higher than I wanted to spend (and she was haggling for much higher, which is a turn off) but I figured, hey, she's younger-looking, this is rare and she might be fun.

She mentioned that we had to be quiet because her boss was here, one of those situations. Anyway, she did pretty dang good with CBJ, but that's about it. The CFS wasn't that great of an experience, she dead fished pretty hard, it was like doing a corpse, more so than with most pillow queens. She was also very impatient and rushy, and after like 10 minutes, stopped the CFS and tried to end things with a regular happy ending. Yep, not even a BJ finish, for $$. To make matters worse, it was probably the worst standard happy ending I've never had, and that was without me already being quite upset but not wanting to make a fuss.

I'm sorry I didn't get her name; I can barely understand most of them and the girls always seem to use the same set of names. I usually only ask and memorize it if it was a great experience. But anyway, I most definitely wouldn't recommend, but YMMV, especially if you can get another girl. If nothing else, at least some offer FS, and if one does, usually at least some of the others do too or can be convinced, but the mamasan apparently doesn't like it.

[Henson3000]

There are 3 spots near 102/ Halsey on the NE side and yesterday one of the masseuses became the 40th to go for a ride. She wasn't the normal body type that you find in these spots. Short? Yes, but with monster all-natural tits that were a joy to suck. She was perfectly curvy elsewhere to go with those tits and surprisingly not fat. After 10 minutes of a reasonable body rub, she asked for the flip and couldn't contain herself when I asked for the full meal. She's a tremendous cowgirl and the sight of those tits bouncing around was very hot. She went at it vigorously for about 10 minutes and then asked me to finish in doggy which I obliged after another 10 minutes of pounding her as she moaned and talked dirty. Afterward, she was all smiles as she told me "You strong. Gave me 4 O's!" If you're in for a challenge, see if you can find her in one of those 3 spots. The reward for success will be worth the search.

Also went to Sunny on Mill Plain a few days ago to check out what someone here called the "legendary spinner" from Seattle named Vicky. As all should know, YMMV at these places and while others have reported good experiences with her; I will not. Caught her on a busy day where she seemed to be the only one working and was obviously stressed and here's how it went. When I entered, she came out of a room where she was already working on someone. She hustled me into another room where I paid for an hour session. As I waited for her return, two others entered and she had to tell them to come back. I heard her go back to the other room where the dude was verbally abusive to her about having his session interrupted. So classy. After waiting somewhere around 15 minutes, she finally returns and tells me that it's too busy for an hour, which was ok since she also refunded me the difference in price. Her lame excuse for a body rub lasted about 3 minutes. She wanted 1. 2 for a CBJ and got upset when I told her that most places around here do that for. 8 and that I can get laid for her number. We agreed to 1. 0 for BBBJ and after I paid the fee, she told me she was going to get the cover. Of course, I objected since we had just agreed to no cover less than 30 seconds earlier at which time she caught another attitude and dropped the fee back onto my chest. All of which was fine by me and I told her "thanks, we're done". Got dressed and left with no tip. Chalked up the. 4 session fee to the cost of learning not to see her again. Someone else might have a better go of it with her. Her looks are ok, but she's not what I would call attractive. She has the figure of a pencil and she smelled like she's addicted to coffee and smoking. But if you like them ultra-skinny, she's your type.

No Luck on 102/ Halsey. Went to all three spots and no monster tits.

[Dexxzy]

Pacific Hwy, just S of 217, near a NAPA shop. Stepped into lobby, the motion detector chime went off loudly for 30 seconds. Then. Nothing. Checked the rooms with open doors and the bathroom. No humans in sight, no sounds coming from any of the rooms. Waited 5 minutes then left. On to the next.

Could be a good sign. If there was some full service going on, I don't think she would come out naked.

Although FFS, I wish the shops with a single lady would just lock the door and put a 'Will be back in. ' sign up.

[Swim88]

Has anyone seen Mia from GW around these days? Early 50's, excellent massage technique, green lotus tattoo on lower stomach.

Willing to trade some reliable intel on other things in this realm.

[Tungsten99]

Stopped by the old Vancouver standby recently and a busty woman (Cici, I think it was, not young) led me to the back and asked if I wanted 2 girls. I thought, what the hell, and said yes. As I reached in my pocket to get the additional funds, she tried to get a look at what I had and asked, "How much you tip?" I just told her it depended on how good the massage was.

Cici and another not-young woman, this one with not much up top, came in and started the massage. It had been a while since I'd had a 4-hand massage, and I have to admit that I liked it a lot. Cici worked shoulder to below the ass, and the other one worked feet to above the ass, with each of them reaching under and teasing on the way past. The quality of the massage was OK.

When it came to the flip, Cici got her tits out, and the other one went to work on the HJ. Cici joined in and it was pretty cool to see four hands working it. There was no jackhammer action. Cici pushed her tits in my face, and the other one made her smaller tittles available as she continued the sensual HJ. Big tits in my mouth and left hand, and small tits in my right hand as I blew. After cleanup, they continued the massage until the full hour was up and helped me get dressed.

I tipped 0.8. The 2. Total was money better spent than most of the FS single masseuse experiences I've had lately for the same cost.

[Hacker1843]

Anyone been to this place in Hillsboro lately? They had a staffing change a few weeks back and curious if the new girls are as good as the old ones.

[WarpFactor69]

Pacific Hwy, just S of 217, near a NAPA shop. Stepped into lobby, the motion detector chime went off loudly for 30 seconds. Then. Nothing. Checked the rooms with open doors and the bathroom. No humans in sight, no sounds coming from any of the rooms. Waited 5 minutes then left. On to the next.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Thanks for the heads up. Found the big tit location on first try. Not sharing either. LOL.

Didn't figure it'd be too difficult!

[Member #6858]

I'm reading more and more reports regarding this lovely activity.

Amy fellow "butt play" enthusiast out here have some West Side places?

Lavender in Tigard is happy to provide a finger and seems to really enjoy it.

Who is this lavender you speak of? Feel free to PM if you don't want to comment. I used to be able to get prostate play at Wellness on Hall but haven't been back once I saw the "we do not provide _ here" and when their original number ceased to work. Got paranoid about it being burned so I haven't been back.

[DosedAgn]

There are 3 spots near 102/ Halsey on the NE side and yesterday one of the masseuses became the 40th to go for a ride. She wasn't the normal body type that you find in these spots. Short? Yes, but with monster all-natural tits that were a joy to suck. She was perfectly curvy elsewhere to go with those tits and surprisingly not fat. After 10 minutes of a reasonable body rub, she asked for the flip and couldn't contain herself when I asked for the full meal. She's a tremendous cowgirl and the sight of those tits bouncing around was very hot. She went at it vigorously for about 10 minutes and then asked me to finish in doggy which I obliged after another 10 minutes of pounding her as she moaned and talked dirty. Afterward, she was all smiles as she told me "You strong. Gave me 4 O's!" If you're in for a challenge, see if you can find her in one of those 3 spots. The reward for success will be worth the search.

Also went to Sunny on Mill Plain a few days ago to check out what someone here called the "legendary spinner" from Seattle named Vicky. As all should know, YMMV at these places and while others have reported good experiences with her; I will not. Caught her on a busy day where she seemed to be the only one working and was obviously stressed and here's how it went. When I entered, she came out of a room where she was already working on someone. She hustled me into another room where I paid for an hour session. As I waited for her return, two others entered and she had to tell them to come back. I heard her go back to the other room where the dude was verbally abusive to her about having his session interrupted. So classy. After waiting somewhere around 15 minutes, she finally returns and tells me that it's too busy for an hour, which was ok since she also refunded me the difference in price. Her lame excuse for a body rub lasted about 3 minutes. She wanted 1. 2 for a CBJ and got upset when I told her that most places around here do that for. 8 and that I can get laid for her number. We agreed to 1. 0 for BBBJ and after I paid the fee, she told me she was going to get the cover. Of course, I objected since we had just agreed to no cover less than 30 seconds earlier at which time she caught another attitude and dropped the fee back onto my chest. All of which was fine by me and I told her "thanks, we're done". Got dressed and left with no tip. Chalked up the. 4 session fee to the cost of learning not to see her again. Someone else might have a better go of it with her. Her looks are ok, but she's not what I would call attractive. She has the figure of a pencil and she smelled like she's addicted to coffee and smoking. But if you like them ultra-skinny, she's your type.

She pulled the same thing with me at Sunnys. Worst experience so far. So much so that I'm avoiding that place like the plague.

[IntoFun]

There are 3 spots near 102/ Halsey on the NE side and yesterday one of the masseuses became the 40th to go for a ride. She wasn't the normal body type that you find in these spots. Short? Yes, but with monster all-natural tits that were a joy to suck. She was perfectly curvy elsewhere to go with those tits and surprisingly not fat. After 10 minutes of a reasonable body rub, she asked for the flip and couldn't contain herself when I asked for the full meal. She's a tremendous cowgirl and the sight of those tits bouncing around was very hot. She went at it vigorously for about 10 minutes and then asked me to finish in doggy which I obliged after another 10 minutes of pounding her as she moaned and talked dirty. Afterward, she was all smiles as she told me "You strong. Gave me 4 O's!" If you're in for a challenge, see if you can find her in one of those 3 spots. The reward for success will be worth the search.

Also went to Sunny on Mill Plain a few days ago to check out what someone here called the "legendary spinner" from Seattle named Vicky. As all should know, YMMV at these places and while others have reported good experiences with her; I will not. Caught her on a busy day where she seemed to be the only one working and was obviously stressed and here's how it went. When I entered, she came out of a room where she was already working on someone. She hustled me into another room where I paid for an hour session. As I waited for her return, two others entered and she had to tell them to come back. I heard her go back to the other room where the dude was verbally abusive to her about having his session interrupted. So classy. After waiting somewhere around 15 minutes, she finally returns and tells me that it's too busy for an hour, which was ok since she also refunded me the difference in price. Her lame excuse for a body rub lasted about 3 minutes. She wanted 1. 2 for a CBJ and got upset when I told her that most places around here do that for. 8 and that I can get laid for her number. We agreed to 1. 0 for BBBJ and after I paid the fee, she told me she was going to get the cover. Of course, I objected since we had just agreed to no cover less than 30 seconds earlier at which time she caught another attitude and dropped the fee back onto my chest. All of which was fine by me and I told her "thanks, we're done". Got dressed and left with no tip. Chalked up the. 4 session fee to the cost of learning not to see her again. Someone else might have a better go of it with her. Her looks are ok, but she's not what I would call attractive. She has the figure of a pencil and she smelled like she's addicted to coffee and smoking. But if you like them ultra-skinny, she's your type.

Thanks for the heads up. Found the big tit location on first try. Not sharing either. LOL.

[AmaznAzn]

Fellow mongers,

I have nudes from some of my favorite providers and would like to see what you have as well via a trade. I have nudes from:

Blue Moon, Blue Sky, Lily, Q's, Magic, Oriental Lotus, Wonderland, Cherry, and quite a few others, PM me if interested.

[Smith1968]

I'm reading more and more reports regarding this lovely activity.

Amy fellow "butt play" enthusiast out here have some West Side places?

Lavender in Tigard is happy to provide a finger and seems to really enjoy it.

[PriceIsRight39]

From the last reviews I went on pilgrimage from the west side to find Amy. Started at Skylight but was informed that Amy was working at Starlight, their sister location, just up the road. So off I went. Got there after dinner time, and was greeted by Amy (Lucky me). She was tight, wearing a short skirt and a half zip shirt. There were two other girls, but I didn't really look at anyone in particular since I was already being led to the back by Amy. Asked for an hour massage ($70).

Pros:

- Amy is very hot. Tight body, soft skin, Nice bolt ons.

- Good attitude.

- Full menu.

- Massage wasn't to bad. Walk on back, worked using hands and elbows. She is small so she can't really do a "Hard" massage.

- Great cowboy and enjoyed the view.

- didn't mind the finger slipped in the backdoor.

Negatives:

- 20 - 25 min massage. Only the back with nothing on the front before or after the event. (ended up being around 45 min all together).

- Had to haggle. She started out at 2 and worked it down to a more reasonable price. I personally try to stay around 2 for FS, which also includes the house fee.

Nice! Way to curb the inflation. I do the same. Its getting out of hand and the service ain't 10-15% better either.

[MpDuck]

Skylight spa.

From the last reviews I went on pilgrimage from the west side to find Amy. Started at Skylight but was informed that Amy was working at Starlight, their sister location, just up the road. So off I went. Got there after dinner time, and was greeted by Amy (Lucky me). She was tight, wearing a short skirt and a half zip shirt. There were two other girls, but I didn't really look at anyone in particular since I was already being led to the back by Amy. Asked for an hour massage ($70).

Pros:

- Amy is very hot. Tight body, soft skin, Nice bolt ons.

- Good attitude.

- Full menu.

- Massage wasn't to bad. Walk on back, worked using hands and elbows. She is small so she can't really do a "Hard" massage.

- Great cowboy and enjoyed the view.

- didn't mind the finger slipped in the backdoor.

Negatives:

- 20 - 25 min massage. Only the back with nothing on the front before or after the event. (ended up being around 45 min all together).

- Had to haggle. She started out at 2 and worked it down to a more reasonable price. I personally try to stay around 2 for FS, which also includes the house fee.