Massage Parlor Reports

[LngTimeMongr]

Any latina massage recommended?

Go to A 1 detox in HP.

[Fruit Cake]

Any latina massage recommended?

[PriscillaM]

I just paid $200.00 to get FS at sun massage in Santa Monica. It is at 815 pico, across the street from its predecessor in interest, namely skin paradise.

It is in this quonset hut type free standing structure set off from the strip mall at pico and Lincoln (north east corner).

You walk in and this horrific looking Asian fatso in a mask and pajama pants lets you in. She is as happy to see you as an overweight white monger going up the elevator to fuck a hot young Asian on sawtelle.

She says, oh, long time no see (and esocorts me into the foyer past the front door. There are five rooms, each about as big as a rubik's cube box.

I ask her who is working. Like I even fucken know, she says two girls, Asian ok? I said, well, I was hoping for Ukrainian, but given the current situation, I settled on Asian. I think my eyes made clear that I was not wanting to have her (the mamasan) near my cock).

So I give mamasan 50 for a half hour and cover myself with the pillow case and lie face down. The room is literally as wide as two twin beds. And could not be more than 12 feet long. So like 8 x 12. Fucken prisoners at supermax having committed crimes against humanity get bigger cells.

I am face down and in comes Jessica. Jessica is hotter than any garbage on sawtelle. She is slim, natural, has a nice strand of blonde hair with a long flowing mane of black. She must be in her 40's. Shaved cunny with some light fuzz. 34 b that sagged.

She starts massaging me for about two minutes before she attacks my nuts with much greater ferocity than the Russian army in Kiev (what the fuck is it with Russia and offensive military operations. They fucken lost to Finland in 1939-1940? So, if you are looking for a fucken "get out the knots massage" try a foam roller.

She plays with my hackie sack for about 3-5 minutes and has me turn over. She makes the motion for a handjob but does not quote price and likes that I get hard quickly and says that I am in my 30's. Close enough.

She then says you been here before? I said I had been at the old place, but during corona I shut myself in my room with 500 bags of Doritos and gained 40 pounds and am just now getting the weight off). She says do you want full boom boom using her hand motions, I say sure. She says how much, I say 100 - she just about called the IRS and FBI and demanded 150. I was like, fuck, this is my last time here, so whatever.

In a major break of protocol, she had the rubber with her, and I think it was one of those komodo dragon skinned versions. No blowjob first and I tried mish on this hard table and between the thickness of the condom, her weak ass pussy, my small cock, and the pervasive wokeness of the current times, I did not enjoy it. I had her move down on the table and I stood up with her legs on my shoulders and pounded the absolute total complete unadulterated shit out of her. Still no real chance of an orgasm for me.

So I had her rub me out manually and made a mess that she even commented was like truly vile.

She did a body alcohol shower like she was trying to delete the experience.

They let me out only after some other monger left. Oh. They can dim the lights for you from the front control panel. It is like being a fucken french fry in the regular lights.

200 bucks for fucking Asian chuck.

[PriscillaM]

For all you fucken lurkers. The girl's name is Nana. Not anna. She works today and Thursday. Her major flaws are she does not take off any clothes and there really was no chemistry in terms of a bond between a overweight hairy overworked white privileged monger with a net worth of $5-7,000,000 and a crinkled nut sack and submediocre length dick and a 36-40 Chinese gal jerking off guys like a penny slot addict to pay off a million dollar debt to the triad. Odd that there would be no real connection between the two.

So I headed back to Goldfinger after putting it on quarantine. About 3 weeks of quarantine.

So yeah, I am a simp.

I recommend anna.

Anna is thin and if she is over 40, I am a fig streetwalker. She could be 28.

She is thin no tits, and no mask. Her face is weak so nothing to get into an accident at Westwood and Missouri about.

But she is cute enough.

She meets me at the front half door. Vanessa was probably busy in the back not giving head to someone.

It was an ok session. Yes, I tipped 100, no she took no clothes off, yes she left midstroke to deal with scheduling.

Who is the fucko I saw eating fucken din dins with vanessa on the way out?

[PriscillaM]

So I headed back to Goldfinger after putting it on quarantine. About 3 weeks of quarantine.

So yeah, I am a simp.

I recommend anna.

Anna is thin and if she is over 40, I am a fig streetwalker. She could be 28.

She is thin no tits, and no mask. Her face is weak so nothing to get into an accident at Westwood and Missouri about.

But she is cute enough.

She meets me at the front half door. Vanessa was probably busy in the back not giving head to someone.

It was an ok session. Yes, I tipped 100, no she took no clothes off, yes she left midstroke to deal with scheduling.

Who is the fucko I saw eating fucken din dins with vanessa on the way out?

[BigBadNut]

Anyone here have any fun post massage? Massage is great, but I'm just wondering if they've gone fully legit, or if I'm doing something wrong. Tons of reviews on Rubmaps, I've gone here around 5 times over the years, but I've never gotten any action afterwards.

BTW was just there last Thurs. Gals name started with J. Solid massage. On the flip she asked how much I said. 6 she waited a minute then said "I start at. 8" LOL hate it when the tube is buttered up and primed. She was cute but I tipped. 6). Kinda backwards way of negotiating.

[Slendy99]

Just got a gig in Mar Vista. Anyone know any good AMPs there? I'd love to have some really relaxing lunch hours with a solid HE from hopefully not a granny.

[LngTimeMongr]

You want to BB a girl at an MP? Are you trying to get the HIV?

Really smh we all know what we get ourselves into.

[HangOutUp]

Any updates?

I actually don't mind an asian granny as long as she gives a nice slow milking. Maybe I'll check it out.

[RamShackled]

Do they bb?

You want to BB a girl at an MP? Are you trying to get the HIV?

[DasBunka]

A provider there recently mentioned new owner so could be some truth in what you described. However, they still provide same service.

All the times were legit. The previous 4 times were way before Covid was a thing. I remember the first time I got a massage here I did the whole hour, and I remember she did a really good job with the backwalk and the stretching. That time was completely legit, no teasing or hint at all, but I assumed that was because that was my first time there. But, every single time after I end up just getting a massage and that's it, and what's disappointing was the quality of the massage wasn't nearly as good as the first time, until this most recent visit. One of the times I bluntly asked if she could help me down there since on the flip she didn't bother with covering up, but the girl said because they had "new owners", she couldn't do. Every other Thai place in LA had some play afterward, this is the first place I've gone to without getting lucky, even though there are a ton of reviews on Rubmaps.

A good massage is exactly what I got last time, and I left satisfied, I'm just baffled at what I'm doing wrong here to not even get an offer. Thinking about trying out Lily here based off of recent reviews just for a sure thing, but I can't imagine they think I'm LE or a bad customer.

If you don't mind sharing your ATF, my inbox is open.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Anyone here have any fun post massage? Massage is great, but I'm just wondering if they've gone fully legit, or if I'm doing something wrong. Tons of reviews on Rubmaps, I've gone here around 5 times over the years, but I've never gotten any action afterwards.

They are 100% not legit.

However I think they are very wary of new customers. For example, when I call with a burner phone, they ignore my call. Call witb my regular number and they answer.

Most of the good girls have been around for 6+ years and have a long list of regulars.

[Mr Houdini]

You must have done something to upset the owner (she's also a provider there). She's pretty vindictive and will tell all the other girls to give you a strictly legit massage if she doesn't like you. I can't imagine you went 5 times all legit otherwise.

All the times were legit. The previous 4 times were way before Covid was a thing. I remember the first time I got a massage here I did the whole hour, and I remember she did a really good job with the backwalk and the stretching. That time was completely legit, no teasing or hint at all, but I assumed that was because that was my first time there. But, every single time after I end up just getting a massage and that's it, and what's disappointing was the quality of the massage wasn't nearly as good as the first time, until this most recent visit. One of the times I bluntly asked if she could help me down there since on the flip she didn't bother with covering up, but the girl said because they had "new owners", she couldn't do. Every other Thai place in LA had some play afterward, this is the first place I've gone to without getting lucky, even though there are a ton of reviews on Rubmaps.

The on on SM BLVD is not legit. However you may get a good massage. The last smoking gal there wanted $$ for naked after she pet me with oil. My ATF is there she took awhile to get really comfy with but now she's does a full work over.

A good massage is exactly what I got last time, and I left satisfied, I'm just baffled at what I'm doing wrong here to not even get an offer. Thinking about trying out Lily here based off of recent reviews just for a sure thing, but I can't imagine they think I'm LE or a bad customer.

If you don't mind sharing your ATF, my inbox is open.

[BigBadNut]

Anyone here have any fun post massage? Massage is great, but I'm just wondering if they've gone fully legit, or if I'm doing something wrong. Tons of reviews on Rubmaps, I've gone here around 5 times over the years, but I've never gotten any action afterwards.

The on on SM BLVD is not legit. However you may get a good massage. The last smoking gal there wanted $$ for naked after she pet me with oil. My ATF is there she took awhile to get really comfy with but now she's does a full work over.

[DontTouchThat]

Anyone here have any fun post massage? Massage is great, but I'm just wondering if they've gone fully legit, or if I'm doing something wrong. Tons of reviews on Rubmaps, I've gone here around 5 times over the years, but I've never gotten any action afterwards.

You must have done something to upset the owner (she's also a provider there). She's pretty vindictive and will tell all the other girls to give you a strictly legit massage if she doesn't like you. I can't imagine you went 5 times all legit otherwise.