Massage Parlor Reports

[Joe Stuart1234]

I visited RS a week or 2 ago. I didn't call ahead and was planning to take the luck of the draw. Was excited to draw Cici as I reported on a positive experience previously. This time I wasn't impressed at all. Very below average experience. It felt like she was going through the motions and was very mechanical. Possibly because my visit was first thing in the morning after they opened. I don't get to GB often but next time I'm going to explore the other options in the area.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Met Pinky for a half.

Skipped the shower. I was a bit sore and figured a little rub, maybe.

Called ahead, they didn't seem busy and Pinky was available.

Take care of business, upfront, 50/120, she did her disappearing act and returned and got straight to business. Dropped the dress, nice looking man mades (looked better than they felt) and one of the better AMP backsides (felt really good in my hands).

The usual script. She had a convo in Korean thru the door with MMS while on top which was interesting. No push back, very accommodating.

Finish. Clean up. Another disappearing act and when she returned to the room, times up.

Basically a Q. V.

Not a terrible time. I would totally pick CiCi (who is gone) over Pinky but I wouldn't kick her out if I got her randomly.

[CitizenScorpio]

Pinky, Jeannie, and Sofia.

Saw Sofia and all I can say is wow!!

For all you guys who loves plump asses, she's the one. It's enhanced and round just like her man-made c / d's. She's slim at the waste and has a sexy tan. She works out and it shows. Face is a 5-6/10. Body is a 9/10. Has a shaved kitty.

I skipped the massage and spent 45 mins working out with her. She sweats easily and kept wiping her face during our extended exercise. We both enjoyed it. She's there for 3 weeks.

I haven't been sleeping well so I dreamed I went to VIP one morning recently. I dreamt of Sofia and her enhancements and fit body were just what I needed. She is the ideal cocktail waitress figure. The TS was occupied so she suggested we work out together first. A good 20 min session began with tongue action on junior and the boys. K9, mish, and riding all took place. She does sweat so kept wiping her brow. I know its an AMP but the whole experience was borderline GFE. Catch her while you can.

[BMoreDog69]

Candy should be back, and I think Cici will also be there after a short break. Anna will be filling in, I believe.

[DronSoco]

Mongering again now that the pandemic is over and I appreciate the VIP update. I've been following the forum, and it seems like Pinky is the kind of provider I like. Can anyone guess her approximate age and anything else you might want to share? Thanks and be safe.

I'd guess she's mid-30's. I also took the pandemic off, and completely forgot how to talk to attractive women when you're paying them to put up with you. I was nervous and awkwardly quiet so she was all business, but post-nut clarity is a hell of a drug and so after a bit of small talk while getting dressed and remembering how to say "nice to meet you" in Korean, she was all smiles and taught me how to say "you too."

Basically if you have a fraction of game, you'll probably have a great time. I'll be repeating for sure.

[NightHawk 1967]

Pinky, Jeannie, and Sofia.

Saw Sofia and all I can say is wow!!.

Mongering again now that the pandemic is over and I appreciate the VIP update. I've been following the forum, and it seems like Pinky is the kind of provider I like. Can anyone guess her approximate age and anything else you might want to share? Thanks and be safe.

[Jnq269]

Pinky, Jeannie, and Sofia.

Saw Sofia and all I can say is wow!!

For all you guys who loves plump asses, she's the one. It's enhanced and round just like her man-made c / d's. She's slim at the waste and has a sexy tan. She works out and it shows. Face is a 5-6/10. Body is a 9/10. Has a shaved kitty.

I skipped the massage and spent 45 mins working out with her. She sweats easily and kept wiping her face during our extended exercise. We both enjoyed it. She's there for 3 weeks.

[PomLovesThais]

Gentlemen. Be careful. A friend of mine visited an AMP for his very first time in the Greenbelt area recently. I didn't ask which one but this was his first time ever stepping outside of his household ever. Heard about it at work. Said the girl gave him a half ass massage, on the flip took off the towel and starting giving him a BBJ right away. Long behold 2 weeks later he's got the gonorrhea and brought it back into the house. Can't speak for everyone but that's my absolute worst fear is bringing something back in my household because I wanted a nut but that's me.

Last month you posted $40 BBBJ were a deal LOL.

[JohnHamilton]

1st report on here. I'm in the Nova area, but decided to try one of the Maryland spas and went with Seven since it's much closer. Called ahead to make sure there was no wait. Showed up in the morning and was greeted by an old mamasan. She asked me if I've been there before and I said yeah, but it's been a while. Mamasan led me to a room, asked if I wanted a table shower, I said yes and paid for an hour and was told to wait. A couple of minutes later Olivia comes in with my change and confirms that I want a table shower. She has been reviewed here before, nice form fitting dress, about 5'2 and I'd guess in her late 30's. Nice B / C cup natural tits that looked great under her dress. Not a whole lot of ass, but still nice and firm. Her body is nice to look at.

She led to me to a table shower and it was nice and very thorough with lots of attention to junior. After the shower a quick visit to the sauna to dry off and then back to the room. The massage itself was nothing to write home about, and not much teasing during the massage, but she did get some knots out using her elbows. After about 20 minutes she asked me to flip, few minutes of a leg massage she askes how she can help me today. I say I want everything and point to the money on the drawer. She checks the money, says ok and takes her dress off. She laughs and giggles as I plays with her ass and while she's undressing. She gets on the table and does a body rub and plays with Junior with her tits. After some body exploration, she takes off her mask and was going to go for a BBJ, but I'm a bit paranoid so I ask her to put the rubber on. Her BJ skill were very mediocre and she didn't even try to take all of junior. After a couple of minutes I ask her to ride me. She puts some lube on Junior and goes to work. She starts off slow in the squat position and then picks up her pace. Good view and her tits feel nice. After awhile, I'm getting close, so I asked to switch to k9. I go as hard as I can for another couple of minutes before I finish. She took it well.

She tells me to lie down and cleans me up. Leaves the room and brings back another hot towel to finish cleaning. Asks if I want some water, we thank each other and she tells me to take my time getting dressed. I saw good bye to mamasan on the way out, and I didn't see anyone else on the way out. Overall a pleasant first time experience, but also nothing extraordinary. I would definitely go back, but would probably try out some of the other talent for variety. Usual Damage 70/140.

[JackNasty5]

I agree, its a YMMV game. I've been with many RL grandmas and have had a great time on each of my sessions. I must be very lucky but those ladies are a lot of fun. I used to go to other AMPs before but not any more. I prefer to have fun with an RL grandma rather than have a mechanical session with a younger provider. Good luck and take care.

Well said! 1000% Agree.

[Nyyfan]

LOL. I do not totally disagree with your assessment LOL.
She is not the best looking AMP girl, she is not the worse either.
IME with her, she put in hella effort compared to most which is appreciated.
Its a YMMV game. If the RL grandmas can having raving fans lol, i feel ok about enjoying my time with.

I agree, its a YMMV game. I've been with many RL grandmas and have had a great time on each of my sessions. I must be very lucky but those ladies are a lot of fun. I used to go to other AMPs before but not any more. I prefer to have fun with an RL grandma rather than have a mechanical session with a younger provider. Good luck and take care.

[HardInSofOut]

Artist of War, you are a better man than me. I am glad that you had a good time. I could not go through with it with Cici. Not taking away from your fun with her, but she looked like a pug in the face. Plus her body was just so so. I could not even get hard with her. A waste of money and time for me.

Propilot-Always check your six.

No accounting for taste. Same experience at Kim spa.

[Propilot]

1st visit ever.

Got a BBJ.

Got the Big G.

If dude gives that shit to his wife, he will really be fucked and his wife is going to royally fuck him

And took it home.

Talk about unlucky.

If dude gives that shit to his wife, he will really be fucked and his wife is going to royally fuck him.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[DCHung]

Superbowl Sunday I called CA at 6:30 pm and made an appointment for 9:00 pm with Gucci I was in the parking lot at 8:50. A couple of minutes later a pulls a couple of spaces from me. The guy goes in. At 9:00 pm I at at the front door. No one answers the door. I tried for about 30 seconds more. I then go to my car to call CA. No one answers. I wait a couple of more minutes and call again. Your guess is correct, no answer. I was pissed as I drove over an hour to get to the place. I think that I w going to stay with one spa only. Once the Mamasan knows you well as a repeating customer, she will make sure that you will have an appointment and the girl that you asked to see..

I wouldn't blame Gucci for double booking. It is the mamasan that does all the appointments.

[Propilot]

The rain put me in a mood and I am sore from the gym and needed a massage.

I made my way to VIP because Rubmaps says an Hr for 60 but I was sure I read they upped it to 70. They did.

Thanks to the rain I had the place to myself.

Went with the draw and got CiCi again. Not even mad.

Handled business and off to the shower. Extended with more detail and a bit more play.

Then the door started ringing.

Back to the room and she "walk back. " Intense is what I would call it. She small but packs a punch. I have a bit of a masochistic side but it may be too much for others. I think she got a kick out of "you too strong" and more of her personality came out compared to last visit. She was really talkative but language barrier made comms awkward. Sometimes I thought she was talking to herself, which is possible in this game.

Flip. Cat bath. BLS. CBJ. She rolled the cover with her mouth so smooth I thought I got lucky LOL.

Same great ride as before. She rode til she noticed I was limp LOL. That girl is all effort.

Clean up. More massage. More back walk. Sat up, neck massage, then the poor girl just slumped on top of me. I rubbed her arms as a little reward while she rested. She was thankful. Then some uptempo kpop diddy came on and the dancing started LOL.

Times up, she dresses me, forehead kiss, and leads me out. Great time.

70/130.

PS - she dont like 420 smoke lol so dont forget to fabreeze lol
PPS - i saw Ruby in the hall. Typical taller, slim, leggy, big tiity AMP girl of mid 30s age.

Artist of War, you are a better man than me. I am glad that you had a good time. I could not go through with it with Cici. Not taking away from your fun with her, but she looked like a pug in the face. Plus her body was just so so. I could not even get hard with her. A waste of money and time for me.

Propilot-Always check your six.