Massage Parlor Reports

**PhlipPhlop** · 03-03-22 15:31

Hit up you spa yesterday, it was a bit different. First off 45 for a half hour, kinda screwed up my 20's. Fortunately I had a 5, normally only take in what I want to spend which was 80. Massage with teasing around the boys and little phlip and even some ass tease. On the flip had to initiate the extra, I held up 4 fingers she help up 5, I didn't argue here's why. The massage itself was damn good, to short but she worked me good for 20 minutes. Strong hands even elbows none of that light touch flip over pump it out see ya. What she was selling was an hour, said she would work head feet arms which she didn't have time for. Cocoa was her name slender 30 something with some actual massage skills. I am going to try an hour next time.

**Kaboom810** · 03-03-22 14:51

Originally Posted by Boog7227 [View Original Post]

Notoriously unhinged Katelyn / Kate is at it again: https://cleveland.rubratings.com/243567 .

For those that are wondering how one can know it's her doing this "anonymous" ad; she has posted this kind of rant on her actual ads with pics over the years (same basic story, details, etc.), and for those of us that had the misfortune of giving her our business once and then ending up at the receiving end of her insanity and poor attempts at a shakedown, this is the same nonsense she spouted then as well.

Stay away from her folks, as she's definitely not worth the harassment and lunacy that follows.

I called this old post back up only because I was following the legal proceedings out of curiosity. RRMC has the latest, as of 2/22, anyway.

**Member #6192** · 03-03-22 12:17

Anyone have any Intel yet?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...e/332803483376

**GlamourShooter** · 03-02-22 18:49

Originally Posted by Ohio2019 [View Original Post]

Ahhh, that makes sense then. Hopefully she will update her adds with the new number soon. I am glad she is not a mandatory guest at a government hotel.

She has the same number. Just a new phone.

**Ohio2019** · 03-02-22 17:50

Originally Posted by GlamourShooter [View Original Post]

She simply lost her phone. She hasn't worked the past two weeks and now has a new phone. It's as simple as that.

Ahhh, that makes sense then. Hopefully she will update her adds with the new number soon. I am glad she is not a mandatory guest at a government hotel.

**GlamourShooter** · 03-02-22 11:32

She simply lost her phone. She hasn't worked the past two weeks and now has a new phone. It's as simple as that.

**BDingas** · 03-02-22 09:45

Originally Posted by Ohio2019 [View Original Post]

I have visited her twice and both times have been really nice. She is talkative, but well worth the time if you just want to be pampered. I highly recommend, especially if you tip her. 4, her attention to detail increases greatly.

Having said that, I have been trying to contact her for a couple of weeks, but I have had no luck. Does anyone know if she is radio silent, away, or other? I was hoping to set something up for this Friday, but I am afraid I am not going to have luck.

Same issue for me no response.

**LimDuhl** · 03-02-22 06:34

Originally Posted by Fuzzyek [View Original Post]

I asked in the past and nobody replied. Does anyone know anything about them?

I've dreamt of 2 in Painsville. The one by DQ had an older masseuse that wasn't really attractive, but gave a great massage with nice teasing, standard he. Down the street a little was called Hi, very attractive younger masseuse with kinda lame massage, but great teasing and standard he. Repeated several times here, but couldn't get anything extra. I still go back though.

**Fuzzyek** · 03-02-22 05:45

I asked in the past and nobody replied. Does anyone know anything about them?

**OldManBuckeye** · 03-01-22 23:06

Originally Posted by Ohio2019 [View Original Post]

I have visited her twice and both times have been really nice. She is talkative, but well worth the time if you just want to be pampered. I highly recommend, especially if you tip her. 4, her attention to detail increases greatly.

Having said that, I have been trying to contact her for a couple of weeks, but I have had no luck. Does anyone know if she is radio silent, away, or other? I was hoping to set something up for this Friday, but I am afraid I am not going to have luck.

I have also been trying to contact her with no luck. Maybe her rent ran out and needs to find another place.

**Ohio2019** · 03-01-22 20:00

I have visited her twice and both times have been really nice. She is talkative, but well worth the time if you just want to be pampered. I highly recommend, especially if you tip her. 4, her attention to detail increases greatly.

Having said that, I have been trying to contact her for a couple of weeks, but I have had no luck. Does anyone know if she is radio silent, away, or other? I was hoping to set something up for this Friday, but I am afraid I am not going to have luck.

**TexasFox** · 02-28-22 15:12

Originally Posted by WildCard [View Original Post]

Uspa Elyria. Lucy: new girl, replaced Wendy. Tiny little thing. Great (fake) rack. Massage was repetitive but serviceable. Barely any tease before flip. Shirt came up almost immediately. No other UTC but that was fine. No haggling for tip. Nothing else was on the table. Standard rates.

Mspa Lakewood (old Harmony spa). This appears to be run by Uspa folks as the phone number is the same as an old Uspa #. Girl was yumei or yuyumei or something. She did not give me English name. Pretty sure she was here when it was harmony and she is extremely average all around. No haggling for tip but no extra anything past he. Standard rates.

Uspa NOlmsted. Anna. Massage was good. Not a lot of teasing before flip. On flip shirt came up. Nice erasers. No haggle on tip. Nothing else available. Standard rates.

Haven't been to Golden Relax, Cooper Foster, Avon or Grafton in a while. Or the ones out in Strongsville / parma, whatever. Wendy at Elyria was good to me and I'll miss her. Hope to find someone else just as giving soon.

If anyone has any good reviews or tips they aren't sharing, feel free to PM me LOL.

Yumei Yu is the owner.

**Member #6192** · 02-28-22 10:16

Originally Posted by Sdefiance1300 [View Original Post]

With all the reports, I had to see for myself.

Met with Mandy. Mid 30's, Korean.

Massage: 4 - lackluster and no technique.

Attitude: 8 - speaks good English & was personable.

Body: 9 - nice and toned, fake bolt ons.

Finish: 5 - standard.

$60 house fee. Opted for the $100 topless upcharge which I normally don't indulge in. But was worth it.

$140 upcharge for full nude. Couldn't wrap my head around that.

Overall a pretty standard experience. Would repeat if no other options are available.

That is a shitload of money for minimal roi. That chick wants a kingly sum for minimal effort. Why are we encouraging this behavior? Do better.

**Member #6192** · 02-28-22 09:46

Uspa Elyria. Lucy: new girl, replaced Wendy. Tiny little thing. Great (fake) rack. Massage was repetitive but serviceable. Barely any tease before flip. Shirt came up almost immediately. No other UTC but that was fine. No haggling for tip. Nothing else was on the table. Standard rates.

Mspa Lakewood (old Harmony spa). This appears to be run by Uspa folks as the phone number is the same as an old Uspa #. Girl was yumei or yuyumei or something. She did not give me English name. Pretty sure she was here when it was harmony and she is extremely average all around. No haggling for tip but no extra anything past he. Standard rates.

Uspa NOlmsted. Anna. Massage was good. Not a lot of teasing before flip. On flip shirt came up. Nice erasers. No haggle on tip. Nothing else available. Standard rates.

Haven't been to Golden Relax, Cooper Foster, Avon or Grafton in a while. Or the ones out in Strongsville / parma, whatever. Wendy at Elyria was good to me and I'll miss her. Hope to find someone else just as giving soon.

If anyone has any good reviews or tips they aren't sharing, feel free to PM me LOL.

**LincolnHawk** · 02-27-22 13:50

Had a dream about a visit to Lakewood at the corner of Madison and Lauderdale. Was greeted by a petite lady, semi tight workout pants and an untucked shirt, name was Cindy I believe. Got to the room waited at least 20 minutes for her to get back in, massage was decent, no lotion or oil. Very little teasing prior to flip. Allowed under the clothes, then pulled her shirt up to reveal smaller Cs, standard finish, standard tip. Wasn't anything extraordinary, then I woke up.