Massage Parlor Reports

**Niles** · 02-08-22 02:33

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

Absolutely 110% Helena Hunter!

**Trux1** · 02-08-22 00:42

Went out Sunday to do some hardware shopping and hit one of the better bikini coffee stands. Paid $40 for my coffee which, although outrageous, hand the desired result of two very attractive baristas fingering themselves at the same time, quite a show. The resulting raging erection caused me to spot a nearby AMP and of course I went in to get some relief.

Masseuse was late 20's, very fit, naturally stacked, and bleeding that week. Slid my cock between her perfect C cups and had me blow all over them. Was fun, not what I was there for but good enough I guess.

**Trux1** · 02-08-22 00:36

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

I am curious what you guys think about tipping for a half hour vs a full hour? It seems like the same either way. Granted people rarely reach the full hour (I always do)?

Also, how do you guys handle them leaving the room with said tip before beginning? I don't appreciate it as I know at that point the money is gone and service will be whatever it is with no recourse.

When you decide to go to one of these places the tip money is already spent. If they take off with the money and don't back it up with a good experience you just don't go back.

I got hit for about $40 the same way this weekend. Had a fun time but not the 1.4 amount of fun. Gal took all of it and would return any. I just won't see her any more.

**PoorOldMan** · 02-07-22 22:48

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

I haven't seen her since she got her table but al the reviews sound good. http://mshelenahunter.cuties-sites.com/home She is also on TNA if you play there as Miss Helena. Good luck and enjoy.

**AverageJoseph** · 02-07-22 22:20

Originally Posted by AnonPdx1 [View Original Post]

I met Nancy. "Bring more next time. " Settled at 1. 5, won't repeated. Total rush job.

Yah I can't recommend that place. I think the girls get trained first day on how to be a greedy b. This was one where when I first went I saw Jessica, probably the hottest I have seen and she was very accommodating and she left. So I have checked back a few times and its always bad now. I think its being run by some pretty sketchy people probably just a front for money laundering.

**TheNumber13** · 02-07-22 22:03

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

Go see Helena from TNA. Trust me on this one.

**AverageJoseph** · 02-07-22 21:47

I am curious what you guys think about tipping for a half hour vs a full hour? It seems like the same either way. Granted people rarely reach the full hour (I always do)?

Also, how do you guys handle them leaving the room with said tip before beginning? I don't appreciate it as I know at that point the money is gone and service will be whatever it is with no recourse.

**RamblinJavlin** · 02-07-22 21:23

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

**Strecther1** · 02-07-22 18:08

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

In Hillsboro, think the name is Kai Yuan, red brick building. Disappointing experience, only there 15 min before I decided to walk out.

Yu Yu left for 5 months last week. For me she was great experience. New girl not so much.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-07-22 17:57

In Hillsboro, think the name is Kai Yuan, red brick building. Disappointing experience, only there 15 min before I decided to walk out.

**Bhanson475** · 02-07-22 12:20

Original Broadway by Moda.

I believe I met a Jenny good looking and nice body. Got there she was wearing yoga pants came in for the massage and was wearing some loose shorts. Good sign massage was decent and standard ending. I won't repeat not much to keep you excited. False advertisement of table shower.

Place in ST Johns. Meet Lilly basically the same service as you get at Beautiful in SE Nice lady good looking I would repeat.

I am annoyed by the increased House Fee.

**Smith1968** · 02-07-22 12:18

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

No, and no specifics were listed but it was a very pleasant morning. It is not advisable to read in your own interests with these notes.

Sorry about that and my wallet thanks you for clarifying! "Around the World" used to mean a rimjob.

**AverageJoseph** · 02-07-22 07:53

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

30 something, NOT.

Maybe, I usually leave them in the car so I won't forget them. Always hard to guess the ages of Asian women even with my glasses.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-07-22 07:18

Division at 112.

Got Susan, an older but pleasant lady. I asked for medium hard, and she delivered. Excellent detailed massage with extra attention to hands, feet, head, some stretching, everything. After standard ending and clean up, I thought we were done, but there was complete massage on the front. One of the best massages I've had in the past six months. I imagine there's more extras available.

**NoFearToTry** · 02-07-22 03:15

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

So I had a nightmare today I dreamt I went to a place by mall 205. Was greeted by Sasha very attractive 30 something in a plaid mini. Thought that was a good sign. I should have turned right then and left but I thought I would give her a try. The upsell and haggling were beyond bad. She did each activity dor a price and each would last about five minutes eyes glued to the clock mechanically doing what she has to. Was so bad. I feel used.

30 something, NOT.