Escort Reports

[Corvette704]

Hey guys, who y'all best women Charlotte coming down for hornets game.

Jess is a solid performer. Search her name and you will find her.

[Muffdiver01]

Any intel? https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...r/732048312263.

Go to the Mecklenburg County inmate site and check out her pic. She was either in a wreck or someone kicked her ass.

[J Simp]

The going rate for the BackPage girls in 2017 and early 2018 was 80 for a QV, 120 for a HH, and 200 for a FH. Of course, if the girl was into you, the HH visits would become hour visits.

Sadly, those days are long gone.

BP was a gold mine. I could close my eyes and pick a random number and 8/10 times, the provider would be above average and the price of admission was very reasonable.

[Edav08]

Hey guys, who y'all best women Charlotte coming down for hornets game.

[Ckbnc]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!

😂🤣😂🥲

As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".

Wedding Crashers and Old School remain frankly the modern day Caddy Shack quote machines. When was in my 20's back in the stone ages, you better be able to quote Caddyshack cold.

[TheMechanik365]

Not to many years ago when BP was still up and running a girl like her couldn't have gotten away with more than $2. 0 for the hr.

Girls like her were a dime a dozen. Just goes to show you how bad things have gotten and these girls know it.

BP was a gold mine. I could close my eyes and pick a random number and 8/10 times, the provider would be above average and the price of admission was very reasonable.

[FCheever1]

Visiting Queen City. Any recommendations for spinner AA with good attitude? Outcall in Uptown. Many thanks. Can return favor in Roanoke.

[ThikDaddy]

Are there any providers you would recommend for a 3 way? I really want 2 bi girls. I am looking for quality and will pay for it. Thanks!

[NC Transplant]

A least a little mouthwash before we show up? And NOTHING turns me off faster than a stinky ass pussy. If it smells like fish I want to throw it back in the lake.

Yeah, at the very least, they should wash the pertinent areas and brush their teeth between visits. Even though we know (most of us anyway), that we're getting sloppy 4 ths and 5 ths etc. , the illusion of being the first one should be ever present.

[ThikDaddy]

Are there any good providers you would recommend for a 3 way? Looking for quality and will pay for it. Outcall would be a plus.

[Concordian1977]

Tomorrow.

https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files/7342083.htm

Her reviews on the Nashville board are fire.

Met her yesterday at a mid range university hotel. If it's not her in the photos, it's very close, she looks a little more tan and fit in person. She was very sweet and professional, as indicated by her 25 pages or so of positive TER reviews. The session felt more like an incall AMP where she takes the lead in showering, massaging and activities, BBBJ and cfs. Just a few little pecks here and there, not much kissing, but that's fine, she has some braces so maybe that's why, doesn't affect oral at all though. Her body is outstanding, especially given she's probably early / mid 40's. You'd think she's 25 with her amazing naturals and flat stomach.

We only went one round as I followed her lead and let her do her routine. 2 might have been an option if I asked, but I was happy with the extra, well experienced massage.

I'd highly recommend for something a little different. Especially if you just want to go for the ride and be pampered.

[HappyPappy32]

I noticed she had the guts to post on Tryst with even more inflated prices. Now she thinks she's worth $7. 5 an hour. Check out my previous report. This one is worse than a dead fish.

https://tryst.link/escort/redhotemmi

Not to many years ago when BP was still up and running a girl like her couldn't have gotten away with more than $2. 0 for the hr.

Girls like her were a dime a dozen. Just goes to show you how bad things have gotten and these girls know it.

[TheMechanik365]

That's not an excuse. This is an issue in this town. Many of them do not wash up or shower after encounters. Quick hand wipes. That's insane. Has two visitors for a threesome come over. Bathroom had wash clothes and towels for them. I told them they could wash up since they were in the car for 50 minutes gettin to me. They said they'll wash afterwards because I was the first of the day. I said no wash now, no session. They did and we had fun. Crazy. You are selling a product. Make sure it's pristine. I make sure I'm always good. I need that from all of them.

I've been to fast houses in Queens were chicks may see 20 guys a day and they always had their hygiene together. The visiting out of towners I've seen here have it together better than the natives. The higher end girls though are always on point with hygiene.

Yeah, at the very least, they should wash the pertinent areas and brush their teeth between visits. Even though we know (most of us anyway), that we're getting sloppy 4 ths and 5 ths etc. , the illusion of being the first one should be ever present.

[Member #6334]

Tomorrow.

https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files/7342083.htm

Her reviews on the Nashville board are fire.

[TheMechanik365]

I'm seriously laughing out loud on this one. Between this and the other post to Funder, we may have reached a new level. Much respect to you, sir.

TjtjtJall has been writing these hilarious posts for awhile. Dude is a phuckin maniac (in a good way). He actually should consider writing a book about all of his escapades. With his wit and wordplay, it would be a must read.