Massage Parlor Reports

**Bend It** · 09-29-07 00:05

Originally Posted by White

Guys Louisville/Indy SM here. I am staying in the medical distric downtown and wondering if there is anything nearby that I can eaisly access. Thanks for any info and would be happy to return the favor for info in either of the two citys I have mentioned. Have a good one.

PS - send a PM if you would prefer. Thanks again.

A quick taxi ride to Chinatown would be best. Do a search for Elegant Spa and you'll find a good option. Others will probably have good ideas, too.

Or, if you're not set on an amp, you might try Craigs List, lots of ****** downtown or a close taxi ride.

Enjoy your visit,

Bend It

**Goat Trotter** · 09-28-07 22:21

BTW I forgot to report. I dropped by Lusina or whatever it's called when I was driving through the area. Missed the darn thing because I didn't want to enter the damn carpet shop! But then realized it was at the back of the building.

Anyway, took the VIP package with Diana. Decent blonde, looked like she had the goods but when the top came off, I think I realized why Victoria Secrets makes so much money. She was asking for additionaly cents and I said forget it and finised off with the usual package.

I think this joint is waaaay too pricy, I'm not sure if everyone in the area is paying that much. Supply and demand guys... you need to demand less and get supplied more! LOL!

Seriously, way over priced and I didn't think the massage was that great.

**LapDogg** · 09-28-07 20:20

Originally Posted by Firrehs

It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.

Has allah promised you 72 hookers in heaven..???

LOL

**Chi Guy** · 09-28-07 18:52

Originally Posted by Flashman

Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.

Wow, it's been a long time, my friend. How are you doing these days? Still hobbying? Hope to see more of you here again.

I don't know if Ninel used to advertise with her pic or someone described her so well that I have an image of her in my head. Whatever it was, it isn't pretty. Man, I can remember reviews years ago about her, and she was old and strange back then. I've always avoided her, and it sounds like it was a wise choice.

**Astralwerks** · 09-28-07 14:48

Went a couple of days ago. My first time there. Didn't see a sign outside with the name of the spa (unless I missed it), and assumed it was inside the "mall". Guessed right. Walked through the Harlem side of the mall. Didn't like the fact that I had to walk by the furniture store with all the glass. I'll park in the back next time.

Anyways, I went in and saw a nice looking brunette with a good set and curves in the right places. But to my chagrin I got the much more petite Maggie. Don't get me wrong, she still had a nice body, but I was in the mood for some meat on my woman. Got the VIP massage (. 90) and went to business. Showered before and after the massage.

As for the massage, or lack thereof. Was basically her giving a soft massage with oil. I sure did get an oily butt. On the flip, she went straight to the goods. Used both hands and was adept, but mechanical. 50 for topless. Got her down to. 40. The other head was feelin' especially randy. Tight body, but would have preferred the first girl. All in all lasted about 40 minutes.

I expected to pay more at an EMP. I prefer the AMP massages better, but this is good if you're looking for something different. I may go back just for that other girl. By the way, only those two girls were there that day.

Astralwerks

**Chitown Clown** · 09-28-07 12:46

I've gone to Senina twice in the last month, and I continue to be totally mystified by the place. Both times I've gotten hot, friendly girls. Both times, the table shower has been very thorough. Both times, the towel has come off early in the massage. Both times, the massage including a lot of playing with "the boys. " And one time, the massage included a lot of finger play around my. Well, you get the idea. But when it comes to the final event, they demure.

It seems nonsensical. The rest clearly crosses the line I'd be waiting for them to cross if I were a Less Enthusiastic customer, so. I don't know. It's odd.

I can't say if I'll go back or not. Apparently there's a magic word that I just don't know.

Anyway, the last time I went, I also stopped in at the place a little east of B&B on Cermak (2nd Floor), who claimed to have a new young girl. An older, unappealing woman let me in. I asked about the new girl, and she told me they have a new girl. But when I got comfortable, she came back in and told me the other girl left hours ago. I hadn't paid the door fee yet. I thought it was odd that she didn't ask me for it when I came in, but at that point I was grateful, since it made my exit easy.

Chinatown is so hit and miss.

**White** · 09-28-07 00:24

Guys Louisville/Indy SM here. I am staying in the medical distric downtown and wondering if there is anything nearby that I can eaisly access. Thanks for any info and would be happy to return the favor for info in either of the two citys I have mentioned. Have a good one.

PS - send a PM if you would prefer. Thanks again.

**Thecuse** · 09-27-07 23:42

I am not sure if this post is in the right place, but I am sure someone will correct me if I am wrong. I am new to this scene only having been to a parlor once or twice. i just checked out a place up north. My question is about the cleanliness of these places. I couldn't help but thing about the shower table etc. Any thoughts? Am I being too nervous?

**Noisy Sperm** · 09-27-07 23:31

Originally Posted by Firrehs

It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.

I really wonder if you are really an Arab?

**Rico Forty** · 09-27-07 22:37

Originally Posted by Firrehs

It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.

Why dont you write a nice review on someone then. All your blogs are only thanks for the info and I can use the info. Write about one of your experiences then.

**PussyPoker** · 09-27-07 18:42

No, Q&Q is just south of North ave. This place is about 8 to 10 blocks south of there. Same side of Ashland.

**Sisterlovers** · 09-27-07 17:47

Thanks for all the great info on this board. Stopped by ABS again last week. It was late afternoon (I tried to go at a low-traffic time because as it has been noted here before, the walls of the massage room do not go to the ceiling), and received an excellent massage (and HS) by Cherry. I would go back for the massage alone.

**Flashman** · 09-27-07 14:28

Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.

**Skonsk** · 09-27-07 12:03

Originally Posted by PussyPoker

Stopped by the new massage spa on Ashland Ave last night. They are half a block north of Rose Spa. Rose is on the east side of the street and they are on the west side just north of Augusta. They have an add on cl. Just look for the (Ashland/Dividion) ad. They offer 30,60,90 minutes and 2 hour.There ad did say that they were asian. As I drive by, I see that they are next to a cafe that has tables out on the sidewalk. That means a lot of people can see you enter and leave. I got there at about 6:00 and there was not anyone sitting out side. I then walked up to the door it was locked. So I looked for a buzzer but did not see one so I knock on the door and a pretty little latina girl opens the door. As I walk in, there are 2 asian girls (both good looking) and the latina. I paided my .65 for the door fee and the latina takes me in the back. There ad states a shower, but I was not offered one. As I pay my money I am looking at the girl behind the desk really hard. She looks very very familiar.

I asked my girl her name. Lilly, funny name for a latina. She is about 5'5 and a little chunky. Now I like asians because they are usally thin. Any way, she has me undress and tells me to cover up with the towel. Well there were two towels on the table. A big one and a small one. I new the small one was for the mouth opening on the table. But I put the small one on my ass. When she came back in she was laughing and said the big one was for my ass not the little one. After we got the towels in the correct place the massage started. Very nice pressure on all areas. She did not massage anywere close to the butt or boys. When she asked me to flip she held up the towel to her face as I rolled over. Then placed the towel in the proper place. Agian no massage of the upper legs or tummy. Every time I tried to make hand contact with her she moved away. As I was leaving the girl at the desk asked if I remembered her. I said yes and she said next time that she would give me my massage. I really didn't remember her until today. It was Sonja from Relax.

Is this the same place that was the Q&Q spa? I was there once and as I remember it was about in that area.

**Boundary Issue** · 09-27-07 06:15

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

About a month ago, I was in one of those Mexican bakery shops near Pilsen when i ran into Samantha from AJ Salon. It was one of those awkward, "I know you from someplace...." moments. Then I remembered who she was and where she was from. We ended up talking for a few minutes outside the store and she told me about some new girls at AJ. I thought, ah what the hell, I havent been there in awhile.

So I have been there 3 times in the last month and tried out a different girl each time. Josalyn, Cici, and today, Vanessa. All 3 are Mexican, cute, a little pudgy but not overly fat (like some of the girls who worked there in the past), and are very accomidating. Josalyn espcially like to dress very provactivly.

I thnk all 3 have had kids, so they arenot 18 yo hardbodies. Vanessa is cute and reminds me of someone who used to work there.

I park across the street in the shopping mall parking lot with no problems.

Magpasalamat kayo for your advice!