Massage Parlor Reports

**Rico Forty** · 09-27-07 22:37

Originally Posted by Firrehs

It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.

Why dont you write a nice review on someone then. All your blogs are only thanks for the info and I can use the info. Write about one of your experiences then.

**PussyPoker** · 09-27-07 18:42

No, Q&Q is just south of North ave. This place is about 8 to 10 blocks south of there. Same side of Ashland.

**Sisterlovers** · 09-27-07 17:47

Thanks for all the great info on this board. Stopped by ABS again last week. It was late afternoon (I tried to go at a low-traffic time because as it has been noted here before, the walls of the massage room do not go to the ceiling), and received an excellent massage (and HS) by Cherry. I would go back for the massage alone.

**Flashman** · 09-27-07 14:28

Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.

**Skonsk** · 09-27-07 12:03

Originally Posted by PussyPoker

Stopped by the new massage spa on Ashland Ave last night. They are half a block north of Rose Spa. Rose is on the east side of the street and they are on the west side just north of Augusta. They have an add on cl. Just look for the (Ashland/Dividion) ad. They offer 30,60,90 minutes and 2 hour.There ad did say that they were asian. As I drive by, I see that they are next to a cafe that has tables out on the sidewalk. That means a lot of people can see you enter and leave. I got there at about 6:00 and there was not anyone sitting out side. I then walked up to the door it was locked. So I looked for a buzzer but did not see one so I knock on the door and a pretty little latina girl opens the door. As I walk in, there are 2 asian girls (both good looking) and the latina. I paided my .65 for the door fee and the latina takes me in the back. There ad states a shower, but I was not offered one. As I pay my money I am looking at the girl behind the desk really hard. She looks very very familiar.

I asked my girl her name. Lilly, funny name for a latina. She is about 5'5 and a little chunky. Now I like asians because they are usally thin. Any way, she has me undress and tells me to cover up with the towel. Well there were two towels on the table. A big one and a small one. I new the small one was for the mouth opening on the table. But I put the small one on my ass. When she came back in she was laughing and said the big one was for my ass not the little one. After we got the towels in the correct place the massage started. Very nice pressure on all areas. She did not massage anywere close to the butt or boys. When she asked me to flip she held up the towel to her face as I rolled over. Then placed the towel in the proper place. Agian no massage of the upper legs or tummy. Every time I tried to make hand contact with her she moved away. As I was leaving the girl at the desk asked if I remembered her. I said yes and she said next time that she would give me my massage. I really didn't remember her until today. It was Sonja from Relax.

Is this the same place that was the Q&Q spa? I was there once and as I remember it was about in that area.

**Boundary Issue** · 09-27-07 06:15

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

About a month ago, I was in one of those Mexican bakery shops near Pilsen when i ran into Samantha from AJ Salon. It was one of those awkward, "I know you from someplace...." moments. Then I remembered who she was and where she was from. We ended up talking for a few minutes outside the store and she told me about some new girls at AJ. I thought, ah what the hell, I havent been there in awhile.

So I have been there 3 times in the last month and tried out a different girl each time. Josalyn, Cici, and today, Vanessa. All 3 are Mexican, cute, a little pudgy but not overly fat (like some of the girls who worked there in the past), and are very accomidating. Josalyn espcially like to dress very provactivly.

I thnk all 3 have had kids, so they arenot 18 yo hardbodies. Vanessa is cute and reminds me of someone who used to work there.

I park across the street in the shopping mall parking lot with no problems.

Magpasalamat kayo for your advice!

**Pussydicker** · 09-27-07 03:03

I noticed this spa while I was driving past North Avenue.

Anyone has any experience here?

Do they offer more than a massage?

**Chrisj321** · 09-27-07 00:11

Finally made it back down and saw Jenny again. For all wondering she doesn't provide anything but a handshake but she will stay coy like she may offer more. Anyway great massage and good handshake for .85.

**Russmeister** · 09-26-07 23:57

Originally Posted by PussyPoker

I asked my girl her name. Lilly, funny name for a latina.

Short for Liliana

**Goat Trotter** · 09-26-07 23:00

Alright guys let cut the bickering out we know why we look at this board, it's not for that.

PM if this war must continue =)

Peace!

**Horny Massage2** · 09-26-07 22:48

Good to know those were your last comments about the subject.
I just don't care for hypocrates. You tried to tell me what not to write in the past - now it came back to you and you didn't care for it. OK fine. From here on out, don't tell me, or anyone else for that matter, what to do.
If I make a post, its my choice.

Originally Posted by Chi Guy

...
I'm well aware that you have posted good info in the past and I, for one, appreciate it. I'm sure others do as well. And if you don't want to share info with the newer guys, that's fine with me. That's your choice. If I choose to share a little basic info with them, that's my choice.

That's my last comment on the subject.

**Chi Guy** · 09-26-07 20:34

Originally Posted by Donnie D2

I was referring to one of your posts and you certainly snapped quick when I posted about giving those mentioned too much info when they haven't contributed. Next time chill and don't take it personal with a response like, "I don't need you telling me who to help and who not to help".
Perhaps you did not violate any rules. Not MY place even if you did.
My concern is someone screwing up a good place (that I may have posted about). Having said that, in the rare case someone does violate any rules, let Admin deal with it. Thats not your place to chime in either - as you have done before.

As for info sharing - I know all about sharing info. A quick review of my posts shows it. I've even given you some info in the past.
However, I don't care to give out info to those who haven't taked the time to read the thread or contribute. That was my point.

I didn't snap and I didn't take your post personally. I did, however, respond to your comment, "Dude. Let these guys do some homework. If they have some credible posts, ok, lets help em out with exact names, locations, etc. However, if they don't, then leave it alone. I don't want newbies or worse messing up good places."

And in the past, Jackson has asked members to help him moderate this forum since he cannot do it all by himself, and he's thanked me and others for bringing spam to his attention, helping him to preserve the "peace and harmony of this board" (his words, not mine). That's why he has the "Report this post to a Moderator" link on each post. So if someone is misusing this forum, I may "chime in" again, as I have done before.

I'm well aware that you have posted good info in the past and I, for one, appreciate it. I'm sure others do as well. And if you don't want to share info with the newer guys, that's fine with me. That's your choice. If I choose to share a little basic info with them, that's my choice.

That's my last comment on the subject. My apologies to all who have had to read all this. Hopefully we can all go back to looking for pussy.

**PussyPoker** · 09-26-07 19:53

Stopped by the new massage spa on Ashland Ave last night. They are half a block north of Rose Spa. Rose is on the east side of the street and they are on the west side just north of Augusta. They have an add on cl. Just look for the (Ashland/Dividion) ad. They offer 30,60,90 minutes and 2 hour.There ad did say that they were asian. As I drive by, I see that they are next to a cafe that has tables out on the sidewalk. That means a lot of people can see you enter and leave. I got there at about 6:00 and there was not anyone sitting out side. I then walked up to the door it was locked. So I looked for a buzzer but did not see one so I knock on the door and a pretty little latina girl opens the door. As I walk in, there are 2 asian girls (both good looking) and the latina. I paided my .65 for the door fee and the latina takes me in the back. There ad states a shower, but I was not offered one. As I pay my money I am looking at the girl behind the desk really hard. She looks very very familiar.
I asked my girl her name. Lilly, funny name for a latina. She is about 5'5 and a little chunky. Now I like asians because they are usally thin. Any way, she has me undress and tells me to cover up with the towel. Well there were two towels on the table. A big one and a small one. I new the small one was for the mouth opening on the table. But I put the small one on my ass. When she came back in she was laughing and said the big one was for my ass not the little one. After we got the towels in the correct place the massage started. Very nice pressure on all areas. She did not massage anywere close to the butt or boys. When she asked me to flip she held up the towel to her face as I rolled over. Then placed the towel in the proper place. Agian no massage of the upper legs or tummy. Every time I tried to make hand contact with her she moved away. As I was leaving the girl at the desk asked if I remembered her. I said yes and she said next time that she would give me my massage. I really didn't remember her until today. It was Sonja from Relax.