Escort Reports

**Cruisin1011** · 12-27-21 10:32

Saw Camden the other day.

https://tysons-corner.skipthegames.c...l/120240748227

My advice don't do it. Photos of her body are not her.

I was gearing up for the holiday and wanted a nice send off before Christmas. Decided to see Camden. I am pretty much tired of the lower end girls with surcharges for damn near every thing. I decided to take a chance on Camden. Screening process for a 5 $$ girls was intense but not out of the ordinary for lady who is is in that range. I regret doing all of it, but since my little head was in control it over rode my years in this hobby sense.

Anyway, get screened, get to the hotel (nicer hotel).

Get to the room and the lady who answer the door was the lady in the pics face wise but had been heavily photo shopped. Face had acne's issues, she used make up to spackle over her scars. Her body was nothing like the photos, her tits were a disappointment. Her body, while curvey was going closer to round. Of course for the money I expected bare all the way up to the FS, nope she tired to charged for the covered BJ. Then more rules start happening. Round one finishes up. Round two. Combo or from behind and manual. From behind I get the stench of her order. Like she hasn't washed in 2 days stench. I finish up on her and she freaks out saying "she does not allow that on her". Over not worth it at all. I have a few heavier ladies at the lower cash spectrum who do allot more, are allot more fun, a whole lot tighter, and way more worth it.

Live and learn. My search for a higher end lady continues.

**MagSayWhat** · 12-25-21 16:35

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

Every now and then decent ACS providers come through town. My last two experiences with Sasa and Tina at the Springfield ACS were good. There was also Lily, who received rave reviews from a number of mongers. Unfortunately, Lily hasn't been around for a long time. But I've been burned more often than not.

Despite the problems, the ACS providers remain among the few affordable options for budget-minded mongers at a time when far too many providers suffer from GPS (golden pussy syndrome).

She quit and got married apparently.

**Tom McAn** · 12-24-21 19:26

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Well I fell for one of the ads for "beautiful young and sexy" ads. They use several numbers but all leads to either a 14 story hotel in Fair Lakes or sister location 10 min away on route 50 at the Garden. Both messy rooms, ladies have to be in their 50's and promise the world, well my original plans fell through and I got hooked into the Garden locations and it had to be the worst session I have had in 45 years. Room smelled, her breath smelled of onions, and talk about a dead fish just laying there, the only time she came alive when time was almost up, her phone goes off and I assume the next sucker was on the way. Never never never again!

Every now and then decent ACS providers come through town. My last two experiences with Sasa and Tina at the Springfield ACS were good. There was also Lily, who received rave reviews from a number of mongers. Unfortunately, Lily hasn't been around for a long time. But I've been burned more often than not.

Despite the problems, the ACS providers remain among the few affordable options for budget-minded mongers at a time when far too many providers suffer from GPS (golden pussy syndrome).

**Sheck Wes** · 12-24-21 16:50

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**TiffanyM** · 12-23-21 18:27

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**FreeBalling** · 12-23-21 17:10

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Of 420 posts? Check out the site you can find the links, it's not that hard.

Your post is the first. That's why I asked for the link. You don't understand the 420 reference. No big deal. The only reason I asked you about your post was so I would not have the same encounter. There is more than one provider in both of those areas. No big deal.

**HighwayGuy** · 12-23-21 13:34

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Well I fell for one of the ads for "beautiful young and sexy" ads. They use several numbers but all leads to either a 14 story hotel in Fair Lakes or sister location 10 min away on route 50 at the Garden. Both messy rooms, ladies have to be in their 50's and promise the world, well my original plans fell through and I got hooked into the Garden locations and it had to be the worst session I have had in 45 years. Room smelled, her breath smelled of onions, and talk about a dead fish just laying there, the only time she came alive when time was almost up, her phone goes off and I assume the next sucker was on the way. Never never never again!

They don't call it a crapshoot for nothin'. Sorry you had a terrible experience. My one and only roll of the dice was about 5 yrs ago for a ACS setup at the Centreville Extended Stay. That experience was similarly bad as yours and I've never rolled the dice again.

**FreeBalling** · 12-23-21 10:11

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Well I fell for one of the ads for "beautiful young and sexy" ads. They use several numbers but all leads to either a 14 story hotel in Fair Lakes or sister location 10 min away on route 50 at the Garden. Both messy rooms, ladies have to be in their 50's and promise the world, well my original plans fell through and I got hooked into the Garden locations and it had to be the worst session I have had in 45 years. Room smelled, her breath smelled of onions, and talk about a dead fish just laying there, the only time she came alive when time was almost up, her phone goes off and I assume the next sucker was on the way. Never never never again!

Can you post the link. On a side note. This was your 420 post.

**MiRoad** · 12-23-21 00:06

Originally Posted by CarpeDiem79 [View Original Post]

Mya was one of my all time favorite dreamers. Loved seeing her in Alexandria and always was well rested. Sadly she left back in Oct / Nov. Any recommendations for someone similar? Would love to have a similar dream.

Unfortunately, Mya moved back to Chiang Mai in September. I saw her many times over the years, as well as several other Thai girls she hosted. Mya was older than many of us would believe. She had a very successful career and it was time to retire. Unfortunately the Thai landscape has deteriorated in NOVA. Singha is one who is really hot but I've found her to be too mechanical for my tastes (singhathai. escortbook.com/. Thai Bebe, like Mya, appears to have retired. Meena is a good bet but is rather hard to hook up with (asianmeena.escortbook.com). I'd also like to know about other GFE Thai girls in NOVA.

**Excedrin** · 12-22-21 20:45

Originally Posted by FreeBalling [View Original Post]

I believe the person in the photo is a male. At least a transsexual was using those photographs. Maybe take a closer look at the photos. No disrespect intended.

Welp. First and only post. We will be seeing you with a different username I suppose. May you bury any shame or embarrassment and carry forward only wisdom.

**Unknown1415** · 12-22-21 19:31

Any Annandale providers? FS at good price.

**CarpeDiem79** · 12-22-21 10:42

Mya was one of my all time favorite dreamers. Loved seeing her in Alexandria and always was well rested. Sadly she left back in Oct / Nov. Any recommendations for someone similar? Would love to have a similar dream.

**FreeBalling** · 12-22-21 08:52

Originally Posted by GMarts018 [View Original Post]

This! Bravo sir for saying what needed to be said.

Are you saying people do not find out boundaries? I never said break the toy. Some providers enjoy physical encounters. In my dreams if I can get the provider to enjoy the session The overall experience is better. Helps to be in shape.

**GMarts018** · 12-21-21 16:51

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

EOM.

We'll just let the irony sink in.

This! Bravo sir for saying what needed to be said.

**Pbarber307** · 12-20-21 23:51

Originally Posted by FreeBalling [View Original Post]

Tried grinding on her and she did not seem happy. Tried pounding her out and she told me to be more gentle with her. She definitely did not like me trying to bounce her off the bed aggressively. .... Plus some mongers can be complete jerks to the girls affecting their personality or mood for the day.

EOM.

We'll just let the irony sink in.