Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6098]

Paid for an hour only got a half hour, still got an HE only tip 20. Will not repeat.

Can you tell us who you saw? This is one of my 5 go-to spots and I have never had rushed service, especially cut off for a half hour instead of the hour I paid for. If anything, it's usually an hour or 10 minutes more. Who was your provider?

[The New World]

You got a BBBJ and got her pregnant and she is crazy. Can you clarify this.

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

[TullyBlanchard]

I set up a time with her a day in advance. The next day she asks if I want a regular massage or a sexy massage.

Obviously I replied a sexy time massage. I didn't ask her what the sexy time massage consists of because all I was looking for is a HJ. If she's asking me if I want a sexy massage then I already know I'm getting a HJ. She ends up sending me a topless photo. After seeing her boobs I wasvery intrigued because her boobs are nice. I sent back a nude pic of myself with my face partially covered. She said she liked how I looked LOL. She ended up canceling because she said she had a migraine headache. She then sent a pic of her dog and cat "saying their taking good care of her" LOL. I contacted her again that night to see if she was feeling better and that I have cash on hand for the next day. She said ok and I seen her the next day. She answered the door in lingerie and I was thinking he'll yeah she's pretty hot. She takes me to the massage room. I get undressed and I'm standing there nude and I said "what else do you do"? She then motions that she will give me head. Then straight to kissing and then BBBJ. My report is accurate and honest.

What did that set you back?

[MistaaSpark]

Paid for an hour only got a half hour, still got an HE only tip 20. Will not repeat.

[TeeTime69]

Yeah I call BS on this LOL. This is just too ridiculous and it doesn't even make sense.

Regular members first post.

[FCastle88]

Yeah I call BS on this LOL. This is just too ridiculous and it doesn't even make sense.

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

[JohnGeste]

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

If I understand you correctly- Maria only fucks crazy guys? How does she establish that a guy is crazy? Do you need to show a certificate or such? Otherwise- thanks for the informative report

[JustSomeone06]

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

I set up a time with her a day in advance. The next day she asks if I want a regular massage or a sexy massage.

Obviously I replied a sexy time massage. I didn't ask her what the sexy time massage consists of because all I was looking for is a HJ. If she's asking me if I want a sexy massage then I already know I'm getting a HJ. She ends up sending me a topless photo. After seeing her boobs I wasvery intrigued because her boobs are nice. I sent back a nude pic of myself with my face partially covered. She said she liked how I looked LOL. She ended up canceling because she said she had a migraine headache. She then sent a pic of her dog and cat "saying their taking good care of her" LOL. I contacted her again that night to see if she was feeling better and that I have cash on hand for the next day. She said ok and I seen her the next day. She answered the door in lingerie and I was thinking he'll yeah she's pretty hot. She takes me to the massage room. I get undressed and I'm standing there nude and I said "what else do you do"? She then motions that she will give me head. Then straight to kissing and then BBBJ. My report is accurate and honest.

[EdHemlock]

I set up a time with her a day in advance. The next day she asks if I want a regular massage or a sexy massage.

Obviously I replied a sexy time massage. I didn't ask her what the sexy time massage consists of because all I was looking for is a HJ. If she's asking me if I want a sexy massage then I already know I'm getting a HJ. She ends up sending me a topless photo. After seeing her boobs I wasvery intrigued because her boobs are nice. I sent back a nude pic of myself with my face partially covered. She said she liked how I looked LOL. She ended up canceling because she said she had a migraine headache. She then sent a pic of her dog and cat "saying their taking good care of her" LOL. I contacted her again that night to see if she was feeling better and that I have cash on hand for the next day. She said ok and I seen her the next day. She answered the door in lingerie and I was thinking he'll yeah she's pretty hot. She takes me to the massage room. I get undressed and I'm standing there nude and I said "what else do you do"? She then motions that she will give me head. Then straight to kissing and then BBBJ. My report is accurate and honest.

Had nothing but good experiences with Maria so far, she was a bit flaky early on (working around her kid, and sometimes needs to cancel). Seen her twice and was chill / accommodating each time.

My guess is she's a YMMV type person. For the extra 40 compared to Bonita I prefer Maria and the services she offers.

[JojoSmit]

I'm struggling to find some good parlors. Looking for recommendations. Feel free to PM me. I'm just trying to avoid having to try out a ton of different ones to find the best ones. Looking in rosevile / eastpoint / saint clair shores area but I'm willing to travel some.

[BigBootyFan]

She responded that she will consist HJ only if I'm clean but nothing more.

Price point too high.

I set up a time with her a day in advance. The next day she asks if I want a regular massage or a sexy massage.

Obviously I replied a sexy time massage. I didn't ask her what the sexy time massage consists of because all I was looking for is a HJ. If she's asking me if I want a sexy massage then I already know I'm getting a HJ. She ends up sending me a topless photo. After seeing her boobs I wasvery intrigued because her boobs are nice. I sent back a nude pic of myself with my face partially covered. She said she liked how I looked LOL. She ended up canceling because she said she had a migraine headache. She then sent a pic of her dog and cat "saying their taking good care of her" LOL. I contacted her again that night to see if she was feeling better and that I have cash on hand for the next day. She said ok and I seen her the next day. She answered the door in lingerie and I was thinking he'll yeah she's pretty hot. She takes me to the massage room. I get undressed and I'm standing there nude and I said "what else do you do"? She then motions that she will give me head. Then straight to kissing and then BBBJ. My report is accurate and honest.

[EasyRider987]

Had a very nice massage with happy results from Kandy who used to run Spring Message in Troy. She is now in Lake Orion near downtown. Very private studio with free parking near a CPA. She hopes to make it work up there since a lot of her old customers say it's too far away for them. I'd say she is worth the trip. She is trim, attractive and gives an thorough massage. 248-XXX-6854.

Where is she at in Lake Orion, are there any extras and can you give the whole phone number?

Please PM these details.

Thanks.

[Member #6806]

I reached out to her a month ago. Asking only for an approximate location and rates. Suggested a current pic would be helpful. Got a curt reply that she wasn't working until after Sunday. This was Tuesday or Wednesday. No other info.

Friday I got a surprise text she was available that day. I again asked where and how much. Her reply was I was creeping her out. Don't text me again! WTH?

I'm expected to agree to a session at an unknown location (not even a city) and at an unknown price. Hooker logic?

She's a flake.

She responded that she will consist HJ only if I'm clean but nothing more.

Price point too high.

[ShotMyAge]

I've been enjoying the hobby for quite a while. Made my first AMP visit about 34 years ago. Over the years I've had a lot of great appointments and met some absolutely fantastic people. On the other hand there have been plenty of average appointments and a few bad ones. But yesterday was the absolute worst experience ever.

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Booking went OK. Got to the site and had to park a block away and walk down an alley to the very tiny cluttered apartment. The gal (I never got her name) seemed nice enough but looked nothing like described. She was heavy, sloppy, just unattractive. Got on the table, the massage started. She's got really rough hands. Massage was poor at best. I kept feeling her big old saggy booby rubbing on my back. I kept my eyes closed but the image in my head was not pleasant. She asked if I wanted prostate massage. I said sure, with one hand she began to rub my balloon knot (never coming close to a prostate massage) with the other hand she tried unsuccessfully to arouse me. After a couple minutes of this I made a lame excuse and left.

So, stay away. Stay far away.

[Gerjon]

I reached out to her a month ago. Asking only for an approximate location and rates. Suggested a current pic would be helpful. Got a curt reply that she wasn't working until after Sunday. This was Tuesday or Wednesday. No other info.

Friday I got a surprise text she was available that day. I again asked where and how much. Her reply was I was creeping her out. Don't text me again! WTH?

I'm expected to agree to a session at an unknown location (not even a city) and at an unknown price. Hooker logic?.

Agreed, I texted and inquired about Nuru. No response.