Massage Parlor Reports

[Taws6]

Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going.

La-La-La. HMMMM, I can't hear you! Don't destroy the illusion!

[Nice Guy 99]

I swore her off a few times before because she's no spring chicken, but the main reason is, her pussy kinda smells like urine often. I went down on her a few times during this period, although she seem clean again her pussy doesn't taste fresh like most other gals. She's decent looking, and nice enough, but I don't really like my mouth to taste like pee when I'm done. Am I fortunate to have a good thing going and should I just grin and bear it? Or just keep moving on?

Innovation. This should be easy as it seems she is not currently operating out of an AMP. Introduce pussy and cock washing into your routine. If a shower is available, use that. If not a squeeze bottle with warm water works fine. No soap, as that can destroy good bacteria and cause probs. Gently wash and massage her pussy. Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going.

[CubeBrick]

I've been seeing a provider whom I met at a place on Euclid Ball that's no longer open for around 5 years. She is in the 55-62 year range and the reason I been seeing her for so long is because she let's me go BBFS cum on body, and sometimes when she's turned on she lets me cum inside.

I swore her off a few times before because she's no spring chicken, but the main reason is, her pussy kinda smells like urine often. I went down on her a few times during this period, although she seem clean again her pussy doesn't taste fresh like most other gals. She's decent looking, and nice enough, but I don't really like my mouth to taste like pee when I'm done. My thought is she must be taking Vitamin B or something that causes her snatch to smell and taste like asparagus. Am I fortunate to have a good thing going and should I just grin and bear it? Or just keep moving on?

[Grimmy23]

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys!

She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.

[Lift Her Up]

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, . . .

Welcome to this forum, glad you found us. Thanks for your informative first post.

Lift Her Up.

[BigTitsMcGee]

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys!

[Kaizoboi]

HH used to be my ATF with a girl named Tina about 18 month ago but Tina left and now they're terrible. Almost worse than a legit massage or self service. I visited 3 times in the last 18 months and it was terrible each time. Bad everything. I wonder how this place stays in business.

Yesss! I totally remember Tina. She's mainly the reason I kept coming back here.

Actually, I popped my mongering cherry at this place. I had always gone to CMTs, but insurance for reason stopped giving me coverage for massage therapy, so I had to start resorting to AMPs. Always kinda heard of HE joints, but thought it was more of a joke and didn't think it came so easily. One of my friends even took me to a joint in Monterey Park. He spoke with them in Taiwanese about HE and they all laughed. (I only found this site shortly after).

First trip to HH, while on the table, I had my underwear on. She tried to take them off, but I stopped her. Just legit massage. Later on, I'm thinking, "why am I stopping her from doing her job?" So next trip, I got to be ready. Pants off, dance off! Skinny little minnie named Kitty comes in and gives me a very delicate massage. On the flip, she waves her hands over my stomach and asks, "you want?" I was like, a stomach massage, "uh, if you want to. " She looked confused, "uh, I want to? No, do you want?" But now she's pointing lower. "Oh, okay sure," not knowing tipping etiquette, I ask and she reluctantly tells me the standard for the HJ.

This place was great because it was 30 hr and 40 HJ with no negotiating and most of the time, it was tip afterwards. But, soon after I saw newer girls and they were just hustling. Doing the old, 'let me get you hard first, then we'll talk tip' and they all wanted 60. And if you tried to negotiate, they acted like they didn't understand what you're saying. I haven't been back in years.

[SlickJJ]

Good session with Lucy. She said she was 31 yrs old and looked to be around that. Massage was ok. Kinda hard and left my back a little sore. Maybe next time tell her to ease up. She was wearing a cute little dress that she lowered and hiked up when the time came. She offered a handy but asked her for more and she said sure. Told me how much and it was a quick negotiation. The CBJ was great. She almost finished me with that so I told her to stop. We did a few positions. She was vocal and acting really good. I liked the moaning as the girls I had before were just silent. Entrace was 40 and tip was 120. I definitely will be back. Got to try a few suggestions from you guys first tho.

[Hornilius69]

What is MPK?

MPK = Monterey Park.

[Bronco]

I know Amy's "gone" but I read on another website that she is working in Mpk called Lilly from Happy and she told me Amy no more that she's out of state. Any of you gents have her number that wouldn't mind sharing it with me, huge thanks in advance.

What is MPK?

[NorthOCmonger]

In my continuing efforts to explore all of Beach Blvd I bring you another review.

Higher Massage.

Greeted by a early 60's mamasan "Vicky" with a standard 40. Quickly Led me back to a room before I can take her all in and got to the massage shortly after. Massage wasn't bad but I dare say her bones cracked and creaked more than mine. But I will say she gave me one of the better massages and for sure better than what I was expecting. No tease but a decent massage. Flip comes and now some light teasing which was nice but I can also see all of her which is making it a bit rough since she isn't the most easy on the eyes. No negotiation, she grabs and gets to it with a mechanical HJ. Extremely heavy on the oil and not much of a body to feel on. She blocked any attempt to feel around anyways. Closed my eyes and found a happy place and finished. She gave me a warm towel and left to go help another monger who had just come in. I took a few extra from the warmer to get all that oil off. She came back to get her tip which I left another 40 and walked out.

Overall.

Massage 6/10.

HJ 4/10.

[Slammer6008]

Have you! Whoever is the lucky winner after me! Put your hand under the table to claim your prize. Maybe next week I'll have the taco guy come out. Headortails was talking about having a book signing!! I forget the name of the book!! It was called something like. This time ok!! Next time bring more money!

OK the prize is in the middle of the table.

As I'm getting my cork sucked Some monger decides to come in 20 minutes early.

Please when you make an appointment stick by the time. So what I did I gave her $160 tip Peace out let me know what monger finds it.

[Slammer6008]

Right now she going through Slammers 2 week training session. All I ask is make appointment. But a fews times I walked out I seen those big Tits. But yeah I'm sure that mouths good also!! Who has info on the big tits girl?

Have you! Whoever is the lucky winner after me! Put your hand under the table to claim your prize. Maybe next week I'll have the taco guy come out. Headortails was talking about having a book signing!! I forget the name of the book!! It was called something like. This time ok!! Next time bring more money!

[Slammer6008]

I enjoyed Lulu there, who's on par with Amy. Lulu is a bit taller but quite thin and a pleasant face. Small, soft ass with a well-coiffed cooter. We talked a bit after the hand shake and she's DTF sans hat and even gave a one minute 'sample' BBBJ. Not sure about port #3 though, if that's your thing. I'll arrive with more Jackson's next time I visit.

Katy was sitting in front as well, who's also new, to me anyway. Looked like naturally large, soft fun bags emanating from her blouse. Had a big smile on her cheery face. As is often said. "Next time. ".

Right now she going through Slammers 2 week training session. All I ask is make appointment. But a fews times I walked out I seen those big Tits. But yeah I'm sure that mouths good also!! Who has info on the big tits girl?

[Mr Plumber]

Now that Amy is gone from Happy Massage who do you recommend I've had Lilly before she's pretty fun but nowhere near tiny Amy. I noticed they have lots more talent but kinda hesitant on trying then since not sure if everything is offered like good old Amy.

I enjoyed Lulu there, who's on par with Amy. Lulu is a bit taller but quite thin and a pleasant face. Small, soft ass with a well-coiffed cooter. We talked a bit after the hand shake and she's DTF sans hat and even gave a one minute 'sample' BBBJ. Not sure about port #3 though, if that's your thing. I'll arrive with more Jackson's next time I visit.

Katy was sitting in front as well, who's also new, to me anyway. Looked like naturally large, soft fun bags emanating from her blouse. Had a big smile on her cheery face. As is often said. "Next time. ".