Escort Reports

**BoBo15** · 12-21-21 01:10

Originally Posted by BoBo15 [View Original Post]

$1500 for an hour? Wow, how can anyone afford that? What if her pussy stunk or she had bad breath? Or an ugly mole? That would devastate me at that price.

I'm not done. What if the girl had hair in her ass, what if she had big fake boobs that felt like a rock, what if she had a lumpy ass implant. What if she talked like a low life ghetto ho? What if she had body odor. What if she was bald and had a wig. What if she has sores all over. $1500, are you crazy?

**ChillinFlorida** · 12-20-21 23:42

Originally Posted by Risque [View Original Post]

Disclaimer: Yes, I can afford to drop lots on these high-class providers, because I only see providers 5-6 times a year.

Jewels Star - https://www.eros.com/florida/miami/files/3011915.htm.

This chick is literally the most overpriced escort I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Yes, her tits are amazing. Too bad they're beyond fake. Imagine charging almost 2 K for two hours and not offering BBFS. It's mind-bogging where these thots get their egos from. A "Former Playboy and Maxim Model." Damn, Playboy and Maxim must have really lowered their standards. Here's my review (you can see it on TER if you're a VIP member too):

I can respect her sky-high donation of $1,800 for 2 hours, as it promotes and fosters a certain sense of exclusivity. That said, I expected much more than the quality of service I received. I'm sorry but I won't be repeating, her donation does not warrant the type of service (or lack thereof) that she provides. And to add insult to injury, her fake body only compounds her monetarily oriented nature. To the average guy, I'd avoid seeing her if you're looking for a more PSE-type experience. And for GFE, you can get a much better deal with other providers. Upon arriving at her incall, I was greeted by a relatively attractive maxim model (I've hooked up with hotter ones that don't have fake tits like her). Everything seemed so mechanical and standard. She started with a bit of kissing, before giving me a BBJ which sloppily lacked enthusiasm. I went down on her and we 69'd for a bit before the cover went on. Now, if I'm paying $1,800 and had to provide my sexual history as part of the screening process, the least I'd expect would be BBFS. But everything had to be done with a condom. Given that I'm uncircumcised and her pussy is loose rather than tight, I couldn't finish despite us doing every position from (R) CG to missionary and doggy. Ultimately, I finished in her mouth. The experience wasn't worth it and I feel we didn't connect really well. I can tell Jewels is the type of girl that likes to see older men, so my age probably didn't bode well with her usual policies. She is simply not worth nearly $2,000, and there are hotter Maxim and Playboy models that will sleep with you for less. The lack of any bare service aside from the standard BBJ really just killed the mood overall.

Gema Ardiel - https://twitter.com/gemaardiel?lang=en.

This chick has the fakest lips I have ever seen, and her personality only makes it worse. A thot and time-waster, if I've ever seen one.

Upon sending a $100 donation through CashApp, she briefly ghosted me on WhatsApp and then sent me her incall location after 30 minutes. When it's past 3 AM, I finally arrive at her place. She can tell I'm genuinely exhausted, so she offers me a seat in her sofa so that we can talk and "de-stress." I should have realized this was a simple stalling tactic, but I was drunk and super horny. Anyway, she started talking nonsense about Finance and whatnot, and that's when I knew she was fully stalling. So, when we get to the bedroom, we agreed on a one-hour session, but she already wasted a good 40 minutes talking and stalling. She proceeded to kiss me which eventually did turn into a DFK. Her head skills are mediocre at best, and you'd think with her fake lip implants, she could suck better. She slips the condom on and applies a ton of lube since I'm huge (9.5 inches). Then we started fucking in every imaginable position until the time ran out. She asks me to give her my Leche (milk) in her, and I happily oblige. All in all, the experience was extremely mediocre and disappointing. I can tell Gema is a scammer who tries to hustle unsuspecting men. The worst part is she took my number and proceeded to tell most other Eros providers not to see me because I'm a client who actually wants to have sex for the whole hour. I mean if I'm paying for one hour, I expect at least 50 minutes of good sex. Suffice to say, at least a dozen other Eros providers blacklisted my number under my alias (pseudonym = Risque) because of Gema.

Fellas, this girl is a nut and not worth seeing. Her lips are almost as fake as her shitty personality. She scammed me out of $500 and wanted another $500 if I didn't finish cumming within 20 minutes. Please avoid seeing her. I'm looking out for everyone's best interest here!

I'd say the best provider I have had the pleasure of seeing is Ms. Penelope from Tryst. She is a bit pricy ($1500) but her figure and services more than makeup for it. Happy Holiday's fellas!

I don't know where you get hte idea BBFS comes with a hefty price tag. You would be fortunate to get BBBJ and kissing.

**BoBo15** · 12-20-21 22:58

Originally Posted by Risque [View Original Post]

Yea my dude I agree, just not too keen on traveling during COVID time. I had to try these upscale providers to see what all the hype was about, and I was left extremely disappointed.

That said, the best (and hottest) provider I have ever seen was Ms. Penelope: https://tryst.link/escort/penelope_ms777 (a must recommend for any BBFS + PSE lovers that are willing to drop her hefty donation. I think it's worth bc she's hot af).

$1500 for an hour? Wow, how can anyone afford that? What if her pussy stunk or she had bad breath? Or an ugly mole? That would devastate me at that price.

**JetWade** · 12-20-21 22:12

Originally Posted by Skarabajo69 [View Original Post]

For 2000, you can take a trip to Colombia for a week, and fuck 2 or 3 hot girls a day for the whole week, those 2000 will pay for hotel, food and entertainment as well. SMH.

I'm visiting Colombia in February. What's the best place for women? I was thinking Bogota.

**Risque** · 12-20-21 19:45

Originally Posted by Skarabajo69 [View Original Post]

For 2000, you can take a trip to Colombia for a week, and fuck 2 or 3 hot girls a day for the whole week, those 2000 will pay for hotel, food and entertainment as well. SMH.

Yea my dude I agree, just not too keen on traveling during COVID time. I had to try these upscale providers to see what all the hype was about, and I was left extremely disappointed.

That said, the best (and hottest) provider I have ever seen was Ms. Penelope: https://tryst.link/escort/penelope_ms777 (a must recommend for any BBFS + PSE lovers that are willing to drop her hefty donation. I think it's worth bc she's hot af).

**Skarabajo69** · 12-20-21 17:30

Originally Posted by Risque [View Original Post]

Disclaimer: Yes, I can afford to drop lots on these high-class providers, because I only see providers 5-6 times a year.

Jewels Star - https://www.eros.com/florida/miami/files/3011915.htm.

This chick is literally the most overpriced escort I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Yes, her tits are amazing. Too bad they're beyond fake. Imagine charging almost 2 K for two hours and not offering BBFS. It's mind-bogging where these thots get their egos from. A "Former Playboy and Maxim Model." Damn, Playboy and Maxim must have really lowered their standards. Here's my review (you can see it on TER if you're a VIP member too):

I can respect her sky-high donation of $1,800 for 2 hours, as it promotes and fosters a certain sense of exclusivity. That said, I expected much more than the quality of service I received. I'm sorry but I won't be repeating, her donation does not warrant the type of service (or lack thereof) that she provides. And to add insult to injury, her fake body only compounds her monetarily oriented nature. To the average guy, I'd avoid seeing her if you're looking for a more PSE-type experience. And for GFE, you can get a much better deal with other providers. Upon arriving at her incall, I was greeted by a relatively attractive maxim model (I've hooked up with hotter ones that don't have fake tits like her). Everything seemed so mechanical and standard. She started with a bit of kissing, before giving me a BBJ which sloppily lacked enthusiasm. I went down on her and we 69'd for a bit before the cover went on. Now, if I'm paying $1,800 and had to provide my sexual history as part of the screening process, the least I'd expect would be BBFS. But everything had to be done with a condom. Given that I'm uncircumcised and her pussy is loose rather than tight, I couldn't finish despite us doing every position from (R) CG to missionary and doggy. Ultimately, I finished in her mouth. The experience wasn't worth it and I feel we didn't connect really well. I can tell Jewels is the type of girl that likes to see older men, so my age probably didn't bode well with her usual policies. She is simply not worth nearly $2,000, and there are hotter Maxim and Playboy models that will sleep with you for less. The lack of any bare service aside from the standard BBJ really just killed the mood overall.

Gema Ardiel - https://twitter.com/gemaardiel?lang=en.

This chick has the fakest lips I have ever seen, and her personality only makes it worse. A thot and time-waster, if I've ever seen one.

For 2000, you can take a trip to Colombia for a week, and fuck 2 or 3 hot girls a day for the whole week, those 2000 will pay for hotel, food and entertainment as well. SMH.

**Louielouie** · 12-20-21 17:09

Originally Posted by Elmaji [View Original Post]

How trustworthy is 888 as an agency? I'm not going to get scammed by going through them am I?

Are there any recommendations on any Colombian or Venezuelan girls that specialize in BBBJ in the MIA region? Preferably closer to the beach and Brickell.

I haven't used them for outcall but I have seen 6 or 8 of their girls in Cutler Bay.

**FoxManners** · 12-20-21 15:30

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**Risque** · 12-20-21 04:59

Disclaimer: Yes, I can afford to drop lots on these high-class providers, because I only see providers 5-6 times a year.

Jewels Star - https://www.eros.com/florida/miami/files/3011915.htm.

This chick is literally the most overpriced escort I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Yes, her tits are amazing. Too bad they're beyond fake. Imagine charging almost 2 K for two hours and not offering BBFS. It's mind-bogging where these thots get their egos from. A "Former Playboy and Maxim Model." Damn, Playboy and Maxim must have really lowered their standards. Here's my review (you can see it on TER if you're a VIP member too):

I can respect her sky-high donation of $1,800 for 2 hours, as it promotes and fosters a certain sense of exclusivity. That said, I expected much more than the quality of service I received. I'm sorry but I won't be repeating, her donation does not warrant the type of service (or lack thereof) that she provides. And to add insult to injury, her fake body only compounds her monetarily oriented nature. To the average guy, I'd avoid seeing her if you're looking for a more PSE-type experience. And for GFE, you can get a much better deal with other providers. Upon arriving at her incall, I was greeted by a relatively attractive maxim model (I've hooked up with hotter ones that don't have fake tits like her). Everything seemed so mechanical and standard. She started with a bit of kissing, before giving me a BBJ which sloppily lacked enthusiasm. I went down on her and we 69'd for a bit before the cover went on. Now, if I'm paying $1,800 and had to provide my sexual history as part of the screening process, the least I'd expect would be BBFS. But everything had to be done with a condom. Given that I'm uncircumcised and her pussy is loose rather than tight, I couldn't finish despite us doing every position from (R) CG to missionary and doggy. Ultimately, I finished in her mouth. The experience wasn't worth it and I feel we didn't connect really well. I can tell Jewels is the type of girl that likes to see older men, so my age probably didn't bode well with her usual policies. She is simply not worth nearly $2,000, and there are hotter Maxim and Playboy models that will sleep with you for less. The lack of any bare service aside from the standard BBJ really just killed the mood overall.

Gema Ardiel - https://twitter.com/gemaardiel?lang=en.

This chick has the fakest lips I have ever seen, and her personality only makes it worse. A thot and time-waster, if I've ever seen one.

Upon sending a $100 donation through CashApp, she briefly ghosted me on WhatsApp and then sent me her incall location after 30 minutes. When it's past 3 AM, I finally arrive at her place. She can tell I'm genuinely exhausted, so she offers me a seat in her sofa so that we can talk and "de-stress." I should have realized this was a simple stalling tactic, but I was drunk and super horny. Anyway, she started talking nonsense about Finance and whatnot, and that's when I knew she was fully stalling. So, when we get to the bedroom, we agreed on a one-hour session, but she already wasted a good 40 minutes talking and stalling. She proceeded to kiss me which eventually did turn into a DFK. Her head skills are mediocre at best, and you'd think with her fake lip implants, she could suck better. She slips the condom on and applies a ton of lube since I'm huge (9.5 inches). Then we started fucking in every imaginable position until the time ran out. She asks me to give her my Leche (milk) in her, and I happily oblige. All in all, the experience was extremely mediocre and disappointing. I can tell Gema is a scammer who tries to hustle unsuspecting men. The worst part is she took my number and proceeded to tell most other Eros providers not to see me because I'm a client who actually wants to have sex for the whole hour. I mean if I'm paying for one hour, I expect at least 50 minutes of good sex. Suffice to say, at least a dozen other Eros providers blacklisted my number under my alias (pseudonym = Risque) because of Gema.

Fellas, this girl is a nut and not worth seeing. Her lips are almost as fake as her shitty personality. She scammed me out of $500 and wanted another $500 if I didn't finish cumming within 20 minutes. Please avoid seeing her. I'm looking out for everyone's best interest here!

I'd say the best provider I have had the pleasure of seeing is Ms. Penelope from Tryst. She is a bit pricy ($1500) but her figure and services more than makeup for it. Happy Holiday's fellas!

**Elmaji** · 12-20-21 00:13

How trustworthy is 888 as an agency? I'm not going to get scammed by going through them am I?

Are there any recommendations on any Colombian or Venezuelan girls that specialize in BBBJ in the MIA region? Preferably closer to the beach and Brickell.

**Habib961** · 12-19-21 07:00

I've been eyeing her for a while. Has anyone seen her?

https://adultsearch.com/florida/miam...scorts/2503963

**Drew1750** · 12-19-21 01:59

Originally Posted by BoBo15 [View Original Post]

Let me get this straight. She willingly gave your money back? Wow! I've never heard of that. Usuallly the girl will scream out for her handler to beat you or she pulls out her own gun. Or she threatens to call the police.

Thankfully in that run in she didn't have a weapon. I also didn't touch her and if she called the police it would be bad for her and me LOL. It was just luck that time I believe wouldn't trying it again.

**MyMustang** · 12-18-21 22:42

Does anyone have Blu's digits? I'm in town and would like to see her.

Thanks.

MM.

**Member #6235** · 12-18-21 19:22

Was searching for a big booty latina, wide hips, big melons, w / some tats. Decided to search on AdultSearch and only found generic pics and my expectation was, I was sure to run into a latina crapshoot as sooooo many of those exist in Northern VA / DC area.

I texted many ads however 1 stood out as my hotel is near and the price indicated for 1. 0 for HHR. My god compared to Northern VA Area HHrs are 1. 6-2. 5 soo seeing 1. 0 is a steal.

The text back I got was a menu option that included the option. 2 for BBBJ. So I texted back on the way for 1. 2 and went out to Doral area with a decent hotel. The latina that opened the door looked like a gem, she did not speak a lick of English! I was hard as soon as I got in. My first sentence in this thread is what I saw. She was about 33 year old Looking like those type of latinas that goes to the club and dance bachata etc. She stated with the BBBJ which was weak as she indicated I am already hard. I won't opt into the BBBJ next time, she proceeded to put the cover on and she rode me CG which was great. Then to the main position doggy, was such a beautiful sight and feeling. Then had her lay down to probone position to finish off in the bag. Was spectacular. She indicates she is from Spain, and will be here for 6 more days.

Have fun 786-819-3684.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/miam...scorts/2286006

Streetwalker review.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...309&viewfull=1#post5685309.