Massage Parlor Reports

[IFeelGood]

Unfortunately for this guy he didn't follow the first rule of this hobby, RTFF. And he didn't have to read back too far, just 4 pages where it says Mimi is back at the end of the month AND that there are 2 new girls there. Too bad for him. Another failure he admitted was telling the attendant that yes, this is my first time here! NEVER, EVER DO THIS! They ask because they are suspicious of you, don't confirm that for them. Remember, the girls rotate in and out of these places all the time so tell them hell no, I come here all the time! Where's Mimi? Or name a few other AMP attendant names, they're easy to remember because they all gave 4 letters, 2 syllables and the first one sounds exactly like the second one! Let's practice, shall we? Say it together, Lulu, Lele, Coco, Cici, Mimi, Juju. Are we seeing a pattern here? Yes I've been here before! I've seen Coco, Lulu, Cici this works in every AMP across Amurica. Like stealing candy on Halloween it's just that easy. Make nice to them, smile a lot, tell them how pretty they are, even prettier than your friend John told you. If you can't get at least an unassisted HE in an AMP, YOU'RE NOT TRYING! Child's play.

I swear sometimes I feel like the guy on the Progresive commercial training young homeowners how not to be like their parents. Those are the best commercials on TV by the way, pay attention.

Below Me,

That was somewhat harsh but so ever true. I haven't been to Sakura but once since Lisa & Sonny left (miss Lisa another Sonny not so much). I saw Mimi and it was a good time. Thinking of one last trip before Christmas as a remembrance.

But, you are exactly right, this is the same approach behavior when traveling. I'm planning on Orlando after Christmas to see MM, BO and NDS. Those are the rules I use.

Stay safe friend.

[Bkbh1]

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/252477

Scammer that wanted an ebay gift card instead of cash. Claimed to have currency issues. Actually used that term. They pulled some bogus address downtown as incall.

[Unloaded]

Is this CR on 1167? I'm not sure if the correct number is listed.

[Wycked]

Does anyone in Cincy do a good (and reasonably clean) manscaping job? Just trimming the weeds back, not waxing it. Endings aren't required, much more concerned with how good a job she does. Most recent hit on got searching it here was from back in 2020.

Thanks, everyone.

Be safe.

[Below Me]

I've mentioned before that I don't get out much to play, and started dabbling in the SW scene due to it's quick / transactional nature but finally tried Sakura after all the rave reviews. My experience was super bad.

I arrived early afternoon on Wed or Thurs last week. Saw someone pull in just before me but parked a few spots away and where I parked I couldn't see them; didn't detect any motion so I went in and apparently was right behind him. Sorry if you're reading this; was an unintended dick move so I went outside to wait. After 15 minutes someone left (again, stupid parking spot so I didn't see from where) so I waited a 15 more minutes until I saw 2 other cars pull in. Well I wasn't going to miss my spot so I went in and was ushered to a room and told to was another 20 minutes.

Usually I would have left but I was out of options and time. She said her name was "Lili" or "LeLe" but I thought she said "MiMi" and was like JACKPOT! First Try! She came back in 10 minutes, I opted for the 30 minute. I've never done this, always gone the full hour but I had a shrinking window. Usually during the hour there's plenty of time to talk / negotiate but I thought I should be more direct this time so I did a little UTC to eliminate any doubt.

All towel-rub and no teasing. On the flip she pointed and asked what I want; I motioned mouth and she said no, I motioned hand and she said "you do. " I'm somewhat hard of hearing so I had trouble understanding her, but I started to realize this wasn't the fabled MiMi and made a few DIY strokes then said I wasn't enjoying it. She let me do some UTC up top but more of a shove-aside than a pull-down.

Finally I said this wasn't relaxing and started to get up, then she finished the very lack-luster job.

This was my first visit there, I've been places in other cities, but was disappointed this time. I think I shot myself in the. Well. Foot. When out of a knee-jerk reaction she asked me if I'd been there before and I said "no, not here, other places". Don't know why the hell I did that, but it just slipped out and I think that was the fatal shot. She let me play with her ass and knead the girls so there shouldn't have been much of a question if I was LE, so either I put off like a really uncomfortable vibe or it was a new girl or something.

Not sure I'll go back again, maybe if I do I'll answer correctly and allow more time.

I went to go to Kingsgate that day to make up for it but wouldn't you know it my daughter called to be picked up right when I parked. I heard it was busted recently? I can't find anything on the news about it.

Unfortunately for this guy he didn't follow the first rule of this hobby, RTFF. And he didn't have to read back too far, just 4 pages where it says Mimi is back at the end of the month AND that there are 2 new girls there. Too bad for him. Another failure he admitted was telling the attendant that yes, this is my first time here! NEVER, EVER DO THIS! They ask because they are suspicious of you, don't confirm that for them. Remember, the girls rotate in and out of these places all the time so tell them hell no, I come here all the time! Where's Mimi? Or name a few other AMP attendant names, they're easy to remember because they all gave 4 letters, 2 syllables and the first one sounds exactly like the second one! Let's practice, shall we? Say it together, Lulu, Lele, Coco, Cici, Mimi, Juju. Are we seeing a pattern here? Yes I've been here before! I've seen Coco, Lulu, Cici this works in every AMP across Amurica. Like stealing candy on Halloween it's just that easy. Make nice to them, smile a lot, tell them how pretty they are, even prettier than your friend John told you. If you can't get at least an unassisted HE in an AMP, YOU'RE NOT TRYING! Child's play.

I swear sometimes I feel like the guy on the Progresive commercial training young homeowners how not to be like their parents. Those are the best commercials on TV by the way, pay attention.

[MarblesKyle]

I usually read the boards before heading out to Sakura or Kingsgate but today I was pressed for time. Came to the site to let everyone know Kingsgate was closed today but I now see I'm the last to know. This place wasn't amazing by any means but this is still a blow to the market. I went about twenty minutes out of my way to visit today but I've driven further for less. Always read the forums last few posts before venturing to an AMP. Had I done that today I could have gone somewhere else and not wasted my lunch hour.

I actually was looking forward to a massage and almost just hit D&C for a legit one, but they had a handful of cars around and were likely busy.

Another one bites the dust. Has anyone been to Loveland lately, by the sports bar and auto lots? Same service? It's been over a year for me.

[AlphaTek1]

I've mentioned before that I don't get out much to play, and started dabbling in the SW scene due to it's quick / transactional nature but finally tried Sakura after all the rave reviews. My experience was super bad.

I arrived early afternoon on Wed or Thurs last week. Saw someone pull in just before me but parked a few spots away and where I parked I couldn't see them; didn't detect any motion so I went in and apparently was right behind him. Sorry if you're reading this; was an unintended dick move so I went outside to wait. After 15 minutes someone left (again, stupid parking spot so I didn't see from where) so I waited a 15 more minutes until I saw 2 other cars pull in. Well I wasn't going to miss my spot so I went in and was ushered to a room and told to was another 20 minutes.

Usually I would have left but I was out of options and time. She said her name was "Lili" or "LeLe" but I thought she said "MiMi" and was like JACKPOT! First Try! She came back in 10 minutes, I opted for the 30 minute. I've never done this, always gone the full hour but I had a shrinking window. Usually during the hour there's plenty of time to talk / negotiate but I thought I should be more direct this time so I did a little UTC to eliminate any doubt.

All towel-rub and no teasing. On the flip she pointed and asked what I want; I motioned mouth and she said no, I motioned hand and she said "you do. " I'm somewhat hard of hearing so I had trouble understanding her, but I started to realize this wasn't the fabled MiMi and made a few DIY strokes then said I wasn't enjoying it. She let me do some UTC up top but more of a shove-aside than a pull-down.

Finally I said this wasn't relaxing and started to get up, then she finished the very lack-luster job.

This was my first visit there, I've been places in other cities, but was disappointed this time. I think I shot myself in the. Well. Foot. When out of a knee-jerk reaction she asked me if I'd been there before and I said "no, not here, other places". Don't know why the hell I did that, but it just slipped out and I think that was the fatal shot. She let me play with her ass and knead the girls so there shouldn't have been much of a question if I was LE, so either I put off like a really uncomfortable vibe or it was a new girl or something.

Not sure I'll go back again, maybe if I do I'll answer correctly and allow more time.

I went to go to Kingsgate that day to make up for it but wouldn't you know it my daughter called to be picked up right when I parked. I heard it was busted recently? I can't find anything on the news about it.

[D Nut]

She's 57 , but looks young and beautiful for her age.

57? Nope. Sorry. No 57 will look young enough for me to pay to f-k.

There's a point where you are no longer a monger, but rather a romancer of the elderly.

[Cincinnati72]

Guys I went back to the gym yesterday and I actually need a good legit massage. AMP quality is usually lower, but I've heard this place is pretty good for what I need. Any bad massage experiences?

[Todd Cincy]

She's 57 , but looks young and beautiful for her age.

I think Nancy Pelosi looks pretty well-preserved for 81. But I wouldn't want to pay her to give me a HE. This has nothing to do with her politics, but the fact that 81 is just too old for that sort of thing. (I would definitely pay AOC to give me a HE, on the other hand.).

Herein lies a fundamental schism among hobbyists: There are those of us who require some basic standards of youth, conventional attractiveness, and physical fitness. There are other guys who are extremely forgiving in regard to these factors.

That doesn't mean that every provider (or AMP attendant) has to be a 21-year-old lingerie model. We all know that isn't realistic. But there has to be a line somewhere. And I would suggest that for most of us, a 57 year old woman is over that line.

[GoodWill123]

She's 57 , but looks young and beautiful for her age.

I don't know her age but she certainly doesn't strike me as being 57 years old. But, who knows, I could be wrong. All I know is that she's always been very playful with me, she let's me roam to my heart's content (over and under) and I've always left fully satisfied. Just my 2 cents worth.

[Kenal1]

And yet, I don't go there, because of reports like this.

When I first started going to AMPs in the Dayton area in the 1990's, all the women were under 40. Yes, a true knockout was rare (though there were a few of them.) But most all of the ladies were at least "decent": not old or fat.

If you guys continue to pay for fat grandmas, fat grandmas is what you're going to get, forever. It is always easier to find old, unattractive women willing to do that kind of work. So you're playing in to the path of least resistance for the spa owners.

Vote with your wallets. You do that by staying away from spas that insult your tastes.

I don't know her age but she certainly doesn't strike me as being 57 years old. But, who knows, I could be wrong. All I know is that she's always been very playful with me, she let's me roam to my heart's content (over and under) and I've always left fully satisfied. Just my 2 cents worth.

[Todd Cincy]

Pretty much why I don't go there anymore. Decent massage, 50 yr old women, uninspired HE sometimes DIY. Plus they always seem to be busy for some God forsaken reason. You guys enjoy yourselves there.

And yet, I don't go there, because of reports like this.

When I first started going to AMPs in the Dayton area in the 1990's, all the women were under 40. Yes, a true knockout was rare (though there were a few of them.) But most all of the ladies were at least "decent": not old or fat.

If you guys continue to pay for fat grandmas, fat grandmas is what you're going to get, forever. It is always easier to find old, unattractive women willing to do that kind of work. So you're playing in to the path of least resistance for the spa owners.

Vote with your wallets. You do that by staying away from spas that insult your tastes.

[Top Rooster]

That pudgy lady at Amelia is actually 57 years old. She's been claiming she's going back to China before the end of 2021.

She got the boot from a massage store on Galbraith Rd. In Reading for misbehaving against the house rules.

[DaddyBoy20]

Visited twice. Fully draped, no tease. Ok massage but better is available elsewhere. A good option to take the SO for a couples massage.

I been there twice, you are right no teasing, it's very legit massage, I will go there again.