Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Oops. Please delete my prior work in progress:

For all you lurkers who do not have the ballies to contribute, here are the techs at goldfinger:

1. Angela. The best looking, age certified (24-35) gal at a westside non full service who allows guys apparently to suck on her natural bees and play with her bushie in 2021 and probably since the advent of the handjob. For me, she is a little too shy, I have never been allowed to finger the growler and she just shows me her tits. But she is damn cute.

2. kiki. A westside treasure, a little older, but hella fun to finger and get a handjob from. I was worried the vax was affecting my distance, but her dickwork was good and I hit off the table.

3. penny. The weekend kiki. Not very consistent about taking off clothes. Weird that she is no longer even bothering to massage me. She just tickles my back and nuts for just about 8 minutes, turns me over for 20 minutes of soft and slow cock massage.

4. Emily. Will not take off clothes, but excellent dickwork skills.

5. Amy. A disaster. Should be sent to work in one of your shithole places in lomita. A total mercenary. One of the few that will not take off her mask. Times you out and like giggles when you blow.

6. selena. A fatso, she looks like an anime person.

7. cici. Meat. Nothing to write on USA sexguide about. I never have had her hands on my dick, I just see her there.

8. vanessa. I keep thinking she is management. She is an older gal with fake tits whose head looks like she has been hit by a crowbar for the first 30 years of her life on a daily basis.

[PriscillaM]

For all you lurkers who do not have the ballies to contribute, here are the techs at goldfinger:

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[PriscillaM]

I have been to lots of MPs. Goldfinger's door entry bell is like a windchime in a cat 4 hurricane. I am trying to figure out what the place grosses in a day, but I think they must jerk off at least 30 guys there a day. I was there for an hour and 5 mongers came in. I won't say what percentage asked to use the can, but it is pretty high.

The place is open 11 hours a day and I go there during prime hours because I am not some kind of perv.

Assuming 40 dollars per "head", that is 1200 dollars a day, or about 35 k a month.

I assume the rent is not more than 4 k a month.

I wonder what the girls make outside of tip, but maybe he pays the girls 100 bucks a day and lets them keep 50% of the tips. I assume the tips are like 150% at least of the cover, so another 1800 dollars a day, or 900 to ownership. He is making 700 a day on cover and 900 on tips, and he pays about 250 a day on rent and laundry. So he makes 1100 a day eating shrimp in fucken diamond bar. That is about 400 k.

So he pays about 200 bucks a day on.

Assuming the owner pays minimum wage of some kind, he has like.

[Kukku MrDun]

Downey Massage, between Firestone & Imperial.

Door was blocked- could see the doorstop on the other side, so assumed the providers were busy. No matter, I'll wait my turn.

Took a lap, and tried again a scant five minutes later. Mms acknowledged blocking the door. 60 house fee, a bit steep, but I'll bite.

Requested Latina.

Room is clean- they use a roller, like in a medical office, to replace the covering on the table.

Drew Jessica. What a beautiful woman- great smile, blond highlights, in a nice tight nude colored dress.

She starts with some basic soft touch massage using cold, COLD lotion. Not entirely pleasant. Will be honest, there was some shrinkage.

She quickly proceeds to lightly graze the boys. On the flip, 120 CFS. Note that it's going up to 140 next year. Inflation affecting all hobbies.

CBJ was great, with a nice flicking of the tongue. Jessica has a great body- large balanced breasts, medium sized toned butt, and clearly defined abs.

CG, DG, standing mish, and mish. Absolutely no rush, which my aging body appreciated. I can get to the end, but it's no longer a sprint; rather, I just try to maintain a steady ground eating pace. I'd gladly pay extra for 45 min or an hour, but that sends the wrong signal.

Part of the pleasure was being able to maintain a conversation before and after. It's not physical, but it the language barrier at many Asian parlors breaks the fantasy, which is why I'm experimenting with Latina shops.

Any leads on Latina shops appreciated.

Enjoy the ride!

[RustyWebfFoot]

Visiting Lala land soon and looking for a nice asian massage. FS optional.

Tia.

[PriscillaM]

I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.

I was there prolly like a year ago. I had to wear a mask while fucking. It was at that moment that I realized that masks are useless.

[Eponymously]

Here's the ad: https://losangeles.rubratings.com/156725.

This is a "companion location", apparently, to the nuru places in Torrance and Noho (same phone number listed on some of the Torrance ads as well). Similar type of service - "nuru" offering which consists of oiled up light massage (very light) with some body-to-body (160/ hhr). The twist is that some providers (I suspect maybe just one, who I saw) offer full service as well (260/ hhr).

Opted for "nuru" to start and scope the place out -- I didn't know about their connection to the other joints going in so wanted to try it out. It's a walk-up apartment in DTLA, convenient. I thought maybe there would be a selection of providers, maybe sometimes not but tonight. There's one girl there, Misty (who was pictured in the ad when I saw it). Short black girl, attractive with a natural body. Better in person. Misty is on the higher end of the "nuru" gals I've seen: still not a great massage, but at least she knows how to tease a bit. Builds up to a nice flip, stays engaged the whole time, pretends to be into it at least. Allows -- nay, strongly encourages some tit sucking by putting them in my face. Rubbing the kitty as well. I ask if I could eat it, she says that's full service. I ask if DATO would be included for future reference and she says yeah. Possible she's telling me what I want to hear, but hopefully not. I walk away feeling about the same as I always do from these places, satisfied but not completely happy.

[LongSnot]

I think during early covid there was an EVA there who was hot. It was 160 I think to fuck her plus the 60 dollar cover to the dude with the fanny pack. The place's layout is for shit. No privacy, the monger next to me sounded like he was having his legs ripped off by a cement extruder.

I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.

[Sniper1075]

Greetings Mongers,

Are you aware of any BBFS massage parlors (with decently looking girls) located in mid-Wilshire area or on the Westside / Culver City area?

Thank you as always.

[PriscillaM]

Went to Lucky Foot Massage on 550X block on Sepulveda. What a total MEH. . 40 at the door and 1. 2 for a dead fish. Found them on Skip the Games. Will not go back.

I think during early covid there was an EVA there who was hot. It was 160 I think to fuck her plus the 60 dollar cover to the dude with the fanny pack. The place's layout is for shit. No privacy, the monger next to me sounded like he was having his legs ripped off by a cement extruder.

[LongSnot]

Went to Lucky Foot Massage on 550X block on Sepulveda. What a total MEH. . 40 at the door and 1. 2 for a dead fish. Found them on Skip the Games. Will not go back.

[Tk2152]

Is anna at least attractive.

Average-looking, middle-aged. I wouldn't go out of my way to see her, but she wasn't unattractive.

[Mr Plumber]

So just curious. Would anyonr bb mary from chens? I've thought about it. But not too sure.

"Anyone"? There exists a tome the size of a 1980's Yellow Pages with the names of monger curmudgeon who've plunged hither, sans jimmy, into any one or all of Mary's orifices / orifici. Let's just say it is a well-worn path. Kinda like the carriage wheel grooves worn into the side of the highway in Amish country. Everybody knows how they got there.

[LngTimeMongr]

Just to follow up, I saw Anna at Smile Massage yesterday. Covid vaccination shown to the guy at the front, and then to the room. Anna came in while I was still getting undressed, sized me up, and asked me what I wanted. Right to work with the BBBJ and clean up and out the door with 100 tip. A little rushed, but couldn't feel too bad about it.

Is anna at least attractive.

[Yakdadn]

Never been with her. But. She used to share the exact same ad with her roommate, they both go by Kim. Her roommate gives a basic (untrained) massage with a H. E.

And promises of more next time, next time wasn't any better. I asked about her roommate, the one pictured and she said she does FS. Never tried her tho. They operate out of a house in Long Beach.