Massage Parlor Reports

[MisterJimmy]

I take great umbrage at the MrJimmy.

When you stop being a commercial 'hobbyist' and become a decent human being then doors naturally open. Too bad, so sad! Your vibe must be weak.

Never saw anyone White Knight an AMP before. Good on ya!

[GreekFreak]

If you were that guy who came in near closing, right after me, my bad. Hopefully they make up for sending you away. I told them I would come back the next day when they were both free but they didn't want to see 3 Benjamins walk out the door. Double FS was on my agenda. Great experience for me. It took a little convincing with the younger one who just want to BJ but I assured her I would be gentle and go slow. Glad she agreed because she was shaved which was a bonus. I started with the older one then spent the rest of the time with the younger one. My goal was to finish with the older one but I thought I brought 3 condoms instead of only 2 and I wasn't about to use their unwrapped one. So I finished with the younger one but it's okay since I had the older one my last visit. Very reasonable donation.

Hello Wondering if I could get a cross street. I am in the Couv and can't keep up with all the AMP's that open shut down in SE.

Thank you in advance.

If you want to pm me that's cool also. Will gladly trade some Couv info.

[ProperGMan]

There is a troll on this board, posing as a hobbyist, talking up Sandy massage / Wonderland in PMs. It's BS. Standard massage and HJ finish only. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the promises of "better things" are a lie to get you in the door. You know what gets people in the door? Providing those services you are promising.

I take great umbrage at the MrJimmy.

When you stop being a commercial 'hobbyist' and become a decent human being then doors naturally open. Too bad, so sad! Your vibe must be weak.

[ButtMan343]

If you were that guy who came in near closing, right after me, my bad. Hopefully they make up for sending you away. I told them I would come back the next day when they were both free but they didn't want to see 3 Benjamins walk out the door. Double FS was on my agenda. Great experience for me. It took a little convincing with the younger one who just want to BJ but I assured her I would be gentle and go slow. Glad she agreed because she was shaved which was a bonus. I started with the older one then spent the rest of the time with the younger one. My goal was to finish with the older one but I thought I brought 3 condoms instead of only 2 and I wasn't about to use their unwrapped one. So I finished with the younger one but it's okay since I had the older one my last visit. Very reasonable donation.

I'd like to visit this place!

[MrtnNova]

Went to the location near the colosseum:

Positives: No haggling costs, provided full time, the girl was cute, and in the 20-30 range.

Negatives: The massage was weird, with a focus on the spine. She is probably new to massaging. Standard HJ ending on the flip, no offer of more.

[Dexxzy]

I would be surprised if she is gone. I just saw her last night and she didn't say anything about leaving.

I saw her today. She told me today was her last day at that place.

[TicoRubbs]

If you were that guy who came in near closing, right after me, my bad. Hopefully they make up for sending you away. I told them I would come back the next day when they were both free but they didn't want to see 3 Benjamins walk out the door. Double FS was on my agenda. Great experience for me. It took a little convincing with the younger one who just want to BJ but I assured her I would be gentle and go slow. Glad she agreed because she was shaved which was a bonus. I started with the older one then spent the rest of the time with the younger one. My goal was to finish with the older one but I thought I brought 3 condoms instead of only 2 and I wasn't about to use their unwrapped one. So I finished with the younger one but it's okay since I had the older one my last visit. Very reasonable donation.

[Pdx Person]

I didn't partake but I was offered more than a standard finish.

There is a troll on this board, posing as a hobbyist, talking up Sandy massage / Wonderland in PMs. It's BS. Standard massage and HJ finish only. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the promises of "better things" are a lie to get you in the door. You know what gets people in the door? Providing those services you are promising.

[MisterJimmy]

I heard tell that you can get a table shower for 7 with an hour massage.

Was told the shower was ok (turn on the room heater if you go) but the massage was something else.

Little negotiation and she accepted what they brought (+6).

They said she turned off the light & went straight for CBJ and ended up in extended 6 9 till she was shaking.

Payed for an hour but got 90 minutes, an outside of work phone number, and a used raincoat in their pocket.

They said it's a good spot to go.

Maybe I'll check it out if I'm in the 141 area.

There is a troll on this board, posing as a hobbyist, talking up Sandy massage / Wonderland in PMs. It's BS. Standard massage and HJ finish only. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the promises of "better things" are a lie to get you in the door. You know what gets people in the door? Providing those services you are promising.

[ProperGMan]

I heard tell that you can get a table shower for 7 with an hour massage.

Was told the shower was ok (turn on the room heater if you go) but the massage was something else.

Little negotiation and she accepted what they brought (+6).

They said she turned off the light & went straight for CBJ and ended up in extended 6 9 till she was shaking.

Payed for an hour but got 90 minutes, an outside of work phone number, and a used raincoat in their pocket.

They said it's a good spot to go.

Maybe I'll check it out if I'm in the 141 area.

[Trumpeter]

Alas this exceptional lady is gone.

I would be surprised if she is gone. I just saw her last night and she didn't say anything about leaving.

[FunGuy6]

Really surprised to be giving a positive review here on this west side location on Barbur. The ladies change every 2 months, so finding an "Angel" that has become my new favorite was not expected. She probably has the best grasp of English of any lady in AMP's that I have found. Late 20's or maybe 30. Either way young, short petite but great body when fully exposed. Such a great personality that I actually liked talking with her. I only went for the HE, but more is available. She didn't even bring up the tip which resulted in a better than the normal 40. Don't miss out on her!

Alas this exceptional lady is gone.

[WarpFactor69]

I had another dream, it went like this.

After a wonderful first visit I decided to turn to Quiet & Health. Amy wasn't available but Sophie led me back to the same room. She was 40's, wearing a white shirt and yoga pants, slightly chubby with shoulder length hair. Better than average English.

Again, 7. For HR. This time, while the massage was average, every attempt at roaming was met with a firm shut down. She would say nothing, but move my hands back to the table. I relaxed and enjoyed the massage, still optimistic for the flip. However, post flip and avoided certain areas requiring attention. It's been a long time since I've experienced a total strike out, but the game continues.

Highs.

Massage was decent.

LOWS.

No Amy.

No extras.

I'll give this spot one more try.

Is this place on a side street, across from Target?

[FunGuy6]

Really surprised to be giving a positive review here on this west side location on Barbur. The ladies change every 2 months, so finding an "Angel" that has become my new favorite was not expected. She probably has the best grasp of English of any lady in AMP's that I have found. Late 20's or maybe 30. Either way young, short petite but great body when fully exposed. Such a great personality that I actually liked talking with her. I only went for the HE, but more is available. She didn't even bring up the tip which resulted in a better than the normal 40. Don't miss out on her!

[Drex Diggler2]

I've never tried an AMP before. Wondering if anyone can recommend a place where 69 might be on the table.

Honestly this is probably on of the easier things to get as a noobie. Hell, if you decent at it, it can lead to alot more. Can't be too shy, and you can't be a jerk.