Massage Parlor Reports

**ShotTown13** · 11-14-21 02:23

My orthodontist assistant's secretary just moved to the area. They've been busy so here's what I've heard:

FM:

Paradise - 5 + $ - cute, mid 40's, weird saran cover, mechanical, meh quality, throat check.

Bonita:

Asian Foot - $$ - home run, freaky older chick, would repeat if she was not 50 something.

Naples:

Rose. Same as FM only pudgy / ugly girl w / normal rain coat, meh again.

Healthy - 40/40 - Late 30's, super cute, enthusiastic hands. Didn't push for more, will repeat and push for more.

**BarneySanders** · 11-12-21 05:11

The pool guy was at it again and reported being at Macao. 5'2 girl, 5/10 face but 7/10 body so stayed for HH. Uninspired massage, no teasing at the end. Asked what he wanted and he went for a Frank Sinatra cover song. She complained about the offering but went with it. This girl was bossy and tried to put all sorts of rules arguing that the tip was low. Needless to say it was a bad experience through out. Total loss $$. He said he will not be back to Macao. Stay safe fellas.

**MobyD** · 11-10-21 18:19

Originally Posted by MattFl [View Original Post]

Is there a ending in there?. By the way anyone here from Sarah lately been mia.

Sarah's back. Contact her on her regular phone.

**MattFl** · 11-09-21 16:05

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

As I tried to explain earlier about wasting ones money. As you saw she gets snappy and short real easy. She'll pop the titties out for a few minutes and that's about it. If you try for more she'll start issuing the warnings or just move away from you like you have the plague.

She always tries to claim she's busy yet she's blasting all sorts of different adds constantly??

Just repeating what I been told.

Is there a ending in there?. By the way anyone here from Sarah lately been mia.

**Jimmyh9** · 11-09-21 16:01

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

Does incall out of her home. Hard to schedule with as she is apparently very popular. Nice lady. As pictured. First experience was an amazing massage with some teasing but that was it. After the massage she told me that I was welcomed to come back as a VIP for $$ and the menu would be open. I started to ask a question and she stopped me and said just come back and you will be happy. Pretty open ended statement but I think I will return just to see where things go. I will report back.

What's her rate for first visit? Might have to give her a try.

**PorkSword** · 11-09-21 15:58

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

Does incall out of her home. Hard to schedule with as she is apparently very popular. Nice lady. As pictured. First experience was an amazing massage with some teasing but that was it. After the massage she told me that I was welcomed to come back as a VIP for $$ and the menu would be open. I started to ask a question and she stopped me and said just come back and you will be happy. Pretty open ended statement but I think I will return just to see where things go. I will report back.

As I tried to explain earlier about wasting ones money. As you saw she gets snappy and short real easy. She'll pop the titties out for a few minutes and that's about it. If you try for more she'll start issuing the warnings or just move away from you like you have the plague.

She always tries to claim she's busy yet she's blasting all sorts of different adds constantly??

Just repeating what I been told.

**BiggDogg70** · 11-09-21 12:51

Originally Posted by BarneyInBonita [View Original Post]

Does anyone have to experience with the Mystic Mermaid who posts on CL? https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...405065525.html.

Does incall out of her home. Hard to schedule with as she is apparently very popular. Nice lady. As pictured. First experience was an amazing massage with some teasing but that was it. After the massage she told me that I was welcomed to come back as a VIP for $$ and the menu would be open. I started to ask a question and she stopped me and said just come back and you will be happy. Pretty open ended statement but I think I will return just to see where things go. I will report back.

**Vluver** · 11-09-21 12:40

Originally Posted by MrAsapOmar69 [View Original Post]

You PM'd me and went silent after I responded still waiting on your report.

Decided to pass on this one after some scheduling issues. More on my end than hers.

**PorkSword** · 11-09-21 11:37

Originally Posted by MrAsapOmar69 [View Original Post]

You PM'd me and went silent after I responded still waiting on your report.

So I've heard its pretty much a waste of time! My buddy didn't want to elaborate but said she was pretty boring, rules, rules, rules.

**Member #6452** · 11-09-21 10:50

Originally Posted by MattFl [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her from CLs.

Massage list, high priced outcall.

Looks TGTBT, I haven't seen it but I'm curious.

**MattFl** · 11-09-21 10:24

Has anyone seen her from CLs.

Massage list, high priced outcall.

**BarneyInBonita** · 11-09-21 10:05

Does anyone have to experience with the Mystic Mermaid who posts on CL? https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...405065525.html.

**Member #6452** · 11-09-21 08:51

Originally Posted by Vluver [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...y-rubs/2629719

Good, bad or otherwise. Thanks.

You PM'd me and went silent after I responded still waiting on your report.

**Member #6974** · 11-08-21 23:52

Drew Jennifer and settled for 1/2 house. 5 plus. 90 L2. Massage decent and out comes saran wrap. WTF. Heard about saran wrap before but never experience. Always enjoyed visits at Relax but definitely buzz kill.

**MobyD** · 11-08-21 12:38

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

Taylor isn't bad on the eyes. That said that's about it in pros.
Cons.

You could get more attention and affection from a block of ice!

She's cold, boring and certainly well overpriced.

Saw her a couple of times years ago and have never returned, I work to hard for my money, unlike her.

Agreed 100%. Moby was one and done.