MotorCity Mayhem

[Tom Tigers]

Judging from her work attitude, she must be a card carrying member of the Democratic Party. Other then that, was it just me, or does the VIP troll look like Mike Ermentrout from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

JD

Are you this much of an idiot in real life or only online?

[SandersNut]

No. No he can't stop talking about his dick. Sounds like he is John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, combined. He really is an impressive dude. Because of him all of the girls that we want to see are going to be cavernous. You go girl!

I'm dead. This shit is hilarious.

[BrkFrStrumpets]

No. No he can't stop talking about his dick. Sounds like he is John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, combined. He really is an impressive dude. Because of him all of the girls that we want to see are going to be cavernous. You go girl!

Posters in other state threads complain the girls always comeback from the Michigan run busted-out by some guy near Detroit.

[EastsideYoung]

I had a very nice first visit with Sabrina (the SP formerly known as Aaliyah) last week and had a great time. Like the old comic book character / Saturday morning cartoon show, I found Sabrina bewitching.

I texted her on short notice and received a fairly prompt reply. Comms were pretty good, She works out of a hotel in Southfield just off the Lodge which is very clean and safe but difficult (for me) to locate using Google Maps. The entrance is immediately after a large intersection and looks like the entrance to a nearby gas station. I blew 15 minutes getting lost. Her room is very nice and she keeps it very tidy. No evidence of candy use.

Sabrina lists her age as 33 which probably makes her the most honest provider posting because (IMHO) she could easily pass for 27. She's petite (5'2") with a cute, slightly exotic face, a kickin bod with firm, youthfully shaped B-cups and an adorable bubble-butt that is very spankable. She has very firm, soft, smooth, slightly caramel-colored skin that is very nice to touch. She was very pleasant to talk to and she put me at ease quickly, She was fairly enthusiastic and took direction well.

I'm normally an HR kinda guy, but she politely informed me when I arrived that because of my delay we only had time for a HH meeting. Damage for the HH was $200, down from $300 for the HR. Yeah, I know, kinda expensive, but I only indulge every two weeks or so, so what the heck. I jumped on it.

We got promptly down to busness, but I didn't feel rushed. We started with a very nice BBBJ that I had to stop after a few minutes because I didn't want to pop yet. We moved along to a very nice long and agressive DATY session that she seemed to appreciate. I told her I wanted to f* her but couldn't decide how. She suggested CG so she mounted up and rode me nice for several minutes. The view of her bouncing up and down on my baloney pony with her great figure and firm breasts was pushing me close to finishing. Then she surprisingly said "Let's try this" at which point I experienced my first true spin! She flipped her legs over mine and, without breaking contact, spun around from CG to RCG! The move and the view from behind built the tension and a couple oif minutes later she let me know that my size and shape were hurting her so she rotated back to CG. That was all I could take and a minute later I blew hard into the bag. I would have liked to try doggie, but time and staying power did not permit. I'll save that for next time and there will be a next time. One small disappointment: she only does a little mostly closed-mouth kisssing. Overall she took dick very well.

Interestingly, she was also very tidy. She cleaned me, herself and sprayed down the bed with disinfectant which did not offend me but gave me a sense of relief knowing how clean she is. She did all this while carrying on a pleasant conversation and not making me feel rushed.

Will definitely repeat. She left the D to go home to Ohio (everyone has to have at least one flaw, right?) last Friday but she said she'd be back in a couple of weeks.

https://independent.com.listcrawler....troit/70489437#.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/727-497-7445

Bro, you have a small weiner. It's OK because no one's asking. You are not going to hurt a single one of these girls. Nobody is.

[Passenger]

Ummm yeah she's had kids but your size was hurting her. Give me a break, never heard so much nonsense. Have you ever done a review not talking about your "size"?

No. No he can't stop talking about his dick. Sounds like he is John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, combined. He really is an impressive dude. Because of him all of the girls that we want to see are going to be cavernous. You go girl!

[Member #6060]

It's been several years since I visited either. Today I hit both at the end of day shift. Henry's was horrid. Maybe 5 girls there but none interested me. The chick dancing on stage when I walked in was a complete land whale. Talk about a shocker. When she did some twerking on the pole it was just tidal waves of blubber. I had one beer and got the fuck out of there. Maybe I just caught them on an off day.

Got the pass to bogarts and headed over there. Here it was a little better but not much. Plenty of girls that should be put out to pasture. One definite gilf who will be needing a walker soon to get on stage. Upon entry I was immediately attacked by a senior, southern blonde who called herself Price maybe? She said let's fuck, I said no way. She would have to pay me. The only one that appealed to me was a tall, middle aged, long haired brunette who sat down next to me at the bar. She had a nice figure. Ass was thick but a very lean body overall. She was sexy to me, but her attitude was a total turn off. Didn't even catch a name. I also had the pleasure of witnessing a little employee insurrection. There was an extremely tiny black chick (who's attitude appeared to be even worse then The chick I liked) hanging with some dude at the bar. When the DJ called for all girls on day shift to take the stage, she didn't go up. The DJ came out to the bar and told her to get her tiny ass on stage in those exact words. Very reluctantly, she slowly made her way to the stage and basically just stood there with her purse in her arm..she must of had gold bars in there. Judging from her work attitude, she must be a card carrying member of the Democratic Party. Other then that, was it just me, or does the VIP troll look like Mike Ermentrout from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

In conclusion, maybe it was just an off day for both
Clubs. If not, it was a definite all time low from what I remember. I know these are bottom of the barrel clubs, but PLEASE.

JD

Every single Republican voter in my family has been (willingly) unemployed for years and / or addicted to various narcotics. Waiting for the "jobs to come back". Never apply when they do. On disability for things they don't really have. Every one of them.

Liberal me? I work usually 50+ hours a week. Big house. College degree. Living my dream.

You're an idiot. Or you made that shot because you're (probably) racist. Or both.

[New Guy Not]

If only your monger brain was as big as your dick is.

Amazing that you think you're the first big dick that hookers have encountered in several millenia.

You should go Costanza; you know do the opposite of what your brain says.

Thank you for the seemingly endless laughs.

No pussy for you! Come back in 1 year.

[Passenger]

LMFAO, never seen someone talk of their size as much as this cat.

I mean that other than the fact that each week he remembers to tell us that he is 60.

Just think. In five years he can tell us about his Medicare card.

[SalBass]

If only your monger brain was as big as your dick is.

Amazing that you think you're the first big dick that hookers have encountered in several millenia.

You should go Costanza; you know do the opposite of what your brain says.

Thank you for the seemingly endless laughs.

LMFAO, never seen someone talk of their size as much as this cat.

[Passenger]

For those that remember Seinfield, I had an experience recently that reminded me of the episode about "The Soup Nazi". Basically, the Seinfeld gang discover this guy who sells New York's best soups but is excessively regimented in his customer service. You must stand patiently in line, avert your eyes, do nothing you are not told to do and know exactly what you want so you can speak immediately and accurately when it is your turn. AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!

I got ghosted last week so I started clicking through LC to see who was posting. I know Sydney has had some iffy reviews in the past but she is such an adorable little spinner that the little head went for broke. Amazingly, she texted back within a half hour. I deleted the thread from my phone, but it went something like this:

Sydney: ANY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE WILL IMMEDIATELY END THIS CONVERSATION. AGE, RACE AND NAME?

LPK: (gave the required info)

Sydney: FACE PIC.

LPK: (probably foolishly, the little head sent a half face pic. I'm trusting she has as much to lose as I do)

SYDNEY: SS, HHR OR HR?

LPK: HOUR.

Sydney: Go to such-and-such business at this-and-that intersection and text me for further instructions.

At this point I wuz pretty much home free, but given my recent experience with another spinner I blurted out:

LPK: I'm a pretty big guy, does that pose any problems?

SYDNEY: WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONS? ARE YOU TRYING TO ENTRAP ME?

LPK: No ma'am, just trying to make sure we're compatible, that's all

SYDNEY: I'll pass (a virtual "NO PUSSY FOR YOU!")

LPK: Sorry we weren't able to make it work. Love your pics!

And so my spinner search continues. I was probably too big for her anyway (sour grapes). I'm pretty sure I'm blocked now. If any other mongers have a mind to try to meet her, learn from my mistakes.


Soup Nazi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLQOQNVzgY
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/69408565
https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-315-5090

If only your monger brain was as big as your dick is.

Amazing that you think you're the first big dick that hookers have encountered in several millenia.

You should go Costanza; you know do the opposite of what your brain says.

Thank you for the seemingly endless laughs.

[OaklandT309]

I thought you ddnt read this thread?

I thought I'd go slumming.

It's an honor to be so infamous and you remember every word I write.

[HeeJunk]

I only wish I could drive 25 minutes or less to find a provider. Except for the infamous Pontiac House I haven't come across one that's less than a 25-30 min drive.

Plan B is a must. If you're out near DTW you ought to have a Plan C, D and E as well. That probably applies to all the concentrated hotspots.

I thought you ddnt read this thread?

[OaklandT309]

My earliest lesson as a monger was : don't drive more than 20-25 minutes to meet a stranger. A closely related lesson, always have a plan B.

I only wish I could drive 25 minutes or less to find a provider. Except for the infamous Pontiac House I haven't come across one that's less than a 25-30 min drive.

Plan B is a must. If you're out near DTW you ought to have a Plan C, D and E as well. That probably applies to all the concentrated hotspots.

[WinterKnight]

Huh?

I'm Confused by your comment?

Sorry for the confusion: TeeTime69 said he wouldn't drive more than 20-25 minutes to meet a stranger, based only on recommendations because of the risk of a no-show; I said I would modify his advice a little bit because I drove 45 minutes to meet a stranger he recommended to me personally, which worked out fabulously.

[Jjjapd]

Huh?

I'm Confused by your comment?

I would modify that a little bit, maybe I drove 45 minutes to see an escort recommended by TeeTime69, and it worked out very well.

No, he did not pay me to say that. But I'll accept one, LOL.

I have received other personal recommendations here on other escorts that have been good choices as well.