Massage Parlor Reports

[Mfarfu Tom]

So lets make this simple. Click on the link provided. Google search the phone number. BINGO! Now you have the name and address of the spa.

That was so hard to do.

PP.

I missed link. Sorry things aren’t going so well for you.

[SpaGuy21]

Well, guess what.

Well, guess what. You're reading a Chicago Massage Parlor forum, so it's bound to be discussed. And the whole topic was started based on the fact that some guys don't know how to tell age or just plainly misinform others with their inaccurate reviews. The labor shortage was already pointed out in one of my previous posts. We (mostly) all are aware of the current talent available. I think the point of emphasis was more accurate reviews would be appreciated. And finally, most of the mongers on here already have a significant other. The parlor's are a little "escape" without the time and hassle of a side hustle.

[Amplitude]

Enough already. There are no more young babes to bang. Well, guess what. Between gun culture crazies shooting up AMPs in Atlanta and a pandemic, guess what: There's a labor shortage. My honey down in Matteson literally disappeared after that Atlanta event. And she was no granny. There she was trying to hold that place down in the pandemic, literally by heself, but then disappeared from the map after Atlanta. So everyone knows things aren't the same. Tired of reading it. Go on a real date. The girls are out there for anyone with game (which I often question perusing this forum over the decades).

[Clint22]

What is the name of this place?

Lotus Spa. Don't let people get you down. There is nothing wrong with asking questions.

[ApplePiePussy]

Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673

We are the granny capital of the US market. Once women like Judy realize there is nearly unlimited demand for her 63 year old snatch, she informs all her fellow pensioners and they descend upon us with promises of arthritic handies and fixadent blowies.

[PussyPoker]

What is the name of this place?

So lets make this simple. Click on the link provided. Google search the phone number. BINGO! Now you have the name and address of the spa.

That was so hard to do.

PP.

[Mfarfu Tom]

Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673

What is the name of this place?

[Red6666]

Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673

[Moejoo]

I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all!

Giving an estimated height, weight and dress size might work better. I have seen guys post pictures of what consider 8's that I would run from. We all have our own types.

[GMan25]

I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all!

Even if there was a specific rating system and people were honest, and no fake reviews or shills posted, it still won't matter. Everyone has a different opinion. I have read posts about how hot someone was and when I opened the ad, I almost threw up at how ugly the provider was. Some will say great body, but they are fat as hell etc. Like everyone else, you just have to sift the best you can and try to make an educated guess.

[SpaGuy21]

All I'm asking is that while it's ok for them to continue to deceive themselves to make it palatable, don't deceive the rest of us in the process by writing a bullshit age in the review.

The hands and neck, people. Look at the hands and neck.

I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all!

[WalterBlack]

Hey guys, first time posting in the group here but have been in the hobby for a few years. I want to do my part and share my experiences so far.

Most recently I saw Anna at new hope. She had a decent body on her, FS I believe I paid $. 4, on top of door fee $45 for hh. She got right to the business so no BJ to speak of. I liked her squatting cg skills and the Doggie was great. Felt a bit rushed but overall pretty good experience.

Prior to that I had seen Sol at her place. Apt on the north side. Quite a hike from where I live but ohhh man was she worth it. I had seen a prior post describing her, and it was pretty accurate. Face wise she wasn't much to look at but that ass was insane. One of the nicest fat round asses I've had and some nice thick thighs on her. $. 4 for the hh plus and extra $ for fs

FS. If you're into older MILF Latinas with an ass to die for then I'd recommend.

Before that I had visited why spa and got a cute petite Asian (didn't get her name) maybe mid 30's to early 40's. Only got L1 bc I was kinda short on funds but I think I woulda taken the plunge if her price wasn't so high. I think she wanted over $$ for FS.

I've also had some good (and terrible) experiences in the suburbs but I'll probably post in those threads. For my next adventure I'd like to check out AOL, oki and Pacifico. Can anyone give me an estimate on their rates as well as the talent? Alright you guys be cool and stay safe!

[SmileySam]

Reminds me of when everyone was raving about emily the thai at west river spa.

Went there and was greeted by a chubby butterburger well past her prime. Sometimes the hype is not worth it.

Dark lighting, being horny, and a distorted view of reality are not a good mix!

[SideTalker]

Reminds me of when everyone was raving about emily the thai at west river spa.

Went there and was greeted by a chubby butterburger well past her prime. Sometimes the hype is not worth it.

[BenBeck]

If you prioritise cleanness and hygiene, then OD is not the place tovisit. TS smells weird, there is some mold etc.

I once went into the bathroom there at the start of a visit and there was a substantial dookie left in the toilet. It took all I had to convince myself it was one of you bastards who left this steaming gift and didn't flush. Otherwise I would have had no lead in my pencil for the session.

Took me a while to get over that. Still not sure I am entirely recovered.

BB,

Out.