Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Who is xanadu on santa monica?

Xanadu is a fictional place in the epic poem kubla khan.

The poem is a mixture of imagery of human pleasure with divine ingredients.

Like getting bare backed from that pig Mary, it ends with a warning to those who partaketh:

And close your eyes with holy dread.

For he on honey-dew hath fed.

And drunk the milk of Paradise.

[KingOfFours]

I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.

Very informative! Thanks Priscilla! You are a gentleman-whoremonger and a diligent hoe-intel scholar, and we are amongst the very few left! ; )

[RealTimeFind]

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

She does kissing. Iffy on the DFK. Depends on her mood or how well she knows you. I wrapped it up for my visit but she was definitely down for anything.

Amateur question, but is this the same provider that was getting plowed above the 7/11 in WeHo?

[LngTimeMongr]

I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.

Who is xanadu on santa monica?

[GeezerX]

Was that Aromdee?

I don't think so. I have a faint memory it was Pacific Spa, or something like that.

[PriscillaM]

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.

[LngTimeMongr]

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

You can try tina in the valley.

[PlayerN818]

Hey guys,

Those smelly fish from there are the easiest to bankrupt. Smurf hairs cower in the corner and end up doing the back room cleanup.

Justn Beaver.

Translation? Anyone?

[KingOfFours]

1. Mary is fuckable. She will let you cip and cia. She has a tight asshole. So I would say go for it. Her BBBJ. Was alright. It was a 6/10 experience for me. I don't see the need of going back honestly. Nd dfk. Idk I wouldn't LOL.

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

[Justn Beaver]

By fishmonger school I assume you mean law school?

Are you referring to the Boalt Hall grad killed when a Jeep Cherokee smashed into Q's in 2000?

Hey guys,

Those smelly fish from there are the easiest to bankrupt. Smurf hairs cower in the corner and end up doing the back room cleanup.

Justn Beaver.

[TailsGunner]

Hey question for the mongers here. Do you partake in eating a delicious "clean" snatch (when available)? Has anyone ever picked up an std from DATY? Reason I ask is there a one or two especially hot cut young ones that work at Sheazons are usually down for it. Just asking for a friend.

Reality is, It's certainly possible. And of course if your gums are bleeding or if you have an open mouth sore, there is a higher probability on orally contracting an STI. Most of these have silent symptoms or can have a long incubation period before they surface.

No one can tell by smelling or viewing a clean snatch and assume they don't have any as no one can tell 100%. It's a Russian Roulette game.

Peace.

[PriscillaM]

By fishmonger school I assume you mean law school?

Are you referring to the Boalt Hall grad killed when a Jeep Cherokee smashed into Q's in 2000?

Affirmative he was in the produce section and he was a total soy farting east bay possible pillow biter but the place opened the next fucken day and the driver was not prosecuted.

[LngTimeMongr]

Hey question for the mongers here. Do you partake in eating a delicious "clean" snatch (when available)? Has anyone ever picked up an std from DATY? Reason I ask is there a one or two especially hot cut young ones that work at Sheazons are usually down for it. Just asking for a friend.

I get iffy. I wouldn't. But yet again. I sometime BBFS and BBBJ. I just prefer not to do that.

[LngTimeMongr]

Any one know of a good Latin spa with Latin women that give FS?

Really LOL they are all FS.

[LngTimeMongr]

Yes. She is down for everything and anything. If she is busy she'll rush you out and you'll probably won't cherish and enjoy. But if slow it's a up another level. Her rear side is looser than her why. Why is tight and shallow. She prefers it Greek style.

Yea she prefers greek and without condom. I wonder why.