Massage Parlor Reports

[Heartless Jay]

Is it something that can make you gay?

What makes you gay is when you like men. Has nothing to do with liking your bung hole fingered. If you like your bung hole fingered by another man, probably gay. If you like it fingered by a woman, probably not gay. BTW, prostate orgasm is one that can pop the fillings out of your teeth and make strange animal noises come out of your mouth at high volume.

[NoClue02]

Walked in to Bamboo today, booked 1 hr "private". Mindy said, "I have a really good girl for you!". I was assigned to Toto, pronounced the same as Dorthy's dog. Typical Bamboo girl 30-40's, fit body. Typical above average Bamboo massage. If you are in to having your back door stimulated this is the girl for you. She really gets in to it, figuratively and literally. Several times I think 4 fingers were involved. I asked, and UTC roaming above the waist was welcome. (There are several at Bamboo who don't like touching and I respect that). On the flip the fingers continued and the eventual explosion was memorable.

Tried out toto and tbh, I would not repeat. Her massage is below avg, and very weak. Tease is good but not a lot or as good as Anna, andie or linda. But that's just my 2 pennies LOL.

[BigBoDonk]

Not at all! The REN 1 accupressure point is between the scrotum and anus. That feels good. Reaching inside the rectum with a finger or vibrator allows more massage of the prostate. Sure, homosexual men surely also like it, but so do most heterosexual men. My advice - have a few nice women massage you that way. Some services provide only prostate massage (search on this site).

Hmm, how having vibrator there is different from having someone else's pennis? I tried, felt totally gay.

[GreenStream]

Is it something that can make you gay?

Not at all! The REN 1 accupressure point is between the scrotum and anus. That feels good. Reaching inside the rectum with a finger or vibrator allows more massage of the prostate. Sure, homosexual men surely also like it, but so do most heterosexual men. My advice - have a few nice women massage you that way. Some services provide only prostate massage (search on this site).

[BigBoDonk]

Is it something that can make you gay?

[Bronco]

Hit up Bamboo yesterday about noon thirty. Couple of you mongers showed up around 1 pm.

Asked for my go to Andy. Hard to beat a great massage with a great longe tease and HJ. Then a good foot massage in the end.

Anyone hit up the place downstairs?

[GreenStream]

Agreed, Bamboo is excellent! I wish we had such a place further south. Thanks for the tip on Toto.

[UciMagic]

Damn man! Just reading about four fingers in your ass made my eyes water. If you hear a ticking sound later on you might want to check and see if she left her wristwatch up there. Different strokes I guess. I'll walk in and say I want Toto too, Toto too? Yes, Toto too. I'll try and get one finger up hers.

Speaking of Bamboo Wood. Anyone have much success with Charlie there? She came over from Health Relaxation a while back.

LOL! I know what NiceGuy is talking about. It's not 4 fingers up the bunghole. But she lotions up her fingers and does this 4 finger caress / brushing down the crack. Goes on for about 5 minutes. Then the flip.

[Plasma Spray]

Walked in to Bamboo today, booked 1 hr "private". Mindy said, "I have a really good girl for you!". I was assigned to Toto, pronounced the same as Dorthy's dog. Typical Bamboo girl 30-40's, fit body. Typical above average Bamboo massage. If you are in to having your back door stimulated this is the girl for you. She really gets in to it, figuratively and literally. Several times I think 4 fingers were involved. I asked, and UTC roaming above the waist was welcome. (There are several at Bamboo who don't like touching and I respect that). On the flip the fingers continued and the eventual explosion was memorable.

Got excited. Thought 4 fingies up hers. But then. Up yours instead.

[Kevin80]

I've been to at least 20 AMPs around the city during the past year and I think Bamboo is my favorite. For $35/ hr, tease before the flip, and goldfishes in the lobby it's a nice place to unwind.

I like Bamboo too, top of my list for sure. $35 fee is reasonable vs $40-$50 at nearby places. Andie seems to be the cutest, Anna is great too but kind of old. They don't have a lot of their choices here though, providers are older and not attractive.

[SlickJJ]

Has anyone gone here? The website looks like a total scam and the prices are way over the top. Linda looks like the same gal from the Angel Spa of old, if anyone remembers it. I'm pretty sure she gave me a BBBJ back in my early mongering days!

I wanted to try that place after I struck out at honey (since it's right there along with moon) but no one was available when I tried to go. Bummer!

[SlickJJ]

Went yesterday. As I walk up sign says appointment only Tues and Thur. I said oh well and still walked in. Greeted by older mamasan. Her reply was she's the only girl there and to come back tomorrow. Didn't know there was only certain days they were open. Ill come back another day. Dang wanted to try after these reviews.

[SaltyDog]

Went in to L&L to find another young talent and TOFFT. Ended up with Yuki and that was a total loss. Regular message and on the flip started stroking an ok HJ. I reached UTC and was completely rejected. She wanted 60 for the handy without touch and 100 for topless HJ. I told her no thanks, I'm ok, and pried her hand off my wanger. She looked at me with a surprised look and slowly finished the regular massage. I wasn't putting up with her upselling and GPS bullshit. Her loss. I still gave her 25 tip at the end for the 30 seconds HJ with no finish. Stupid chick thinks she can negotiate you out of your retirement just because she's got your wanger in her kung fu grip.

L with mask on, face 7. 5 body 6 with a poochy gut, but skinny otherwise. Can't tell about anything else because she was dressed to not be undressed.

A 3.

S 3 expensive HJ or topless HJ. I walked out with neither.

E 40 + 25 for nothing, I normally tip 10 for a massage, and upped it 15 for her effort to jack me in more ways than one. No finish.

Are No recommendations. Won't repeat with Yuki.

Man I would have given her well deserved $10 tip and took the bottle of water. Yea that kind of service for sure should be avoided guys.

[UciMagic]

Walked in to Bamboo today, booked 1 hr "private". Mindy said, "I have a really good girl for you!". I was assigned to Toto, pronounced the same as Dorthy's dog. Typical Bamboo girl 30-40's, fit body. Typical above average Bamboo massage. If you are in to having your back door stimulated this is the girl for you. She really gets in to it, figuratively and literally. Several times I think 4 fingers were involved. I asked, and UTC roaming above the waist was welcome. (There are several at Bamboo who don't like touching and I respect that). On the flip the fingers continued and the eventual explosion was memorable.

I've been to at least 20 AMPs around the city during the past year and I think Bamboo is my favorite. For $35/ hr, tease before the flip, and goldfishes in the lobby it's a nice place to unwind.

[BenderOver]

Finally stopped walking out. Went to cafe starz so I knew I would at least see some good looking chicks before trying new AMP. Right next to le palace but of course nicole not available. Read air body Mia and Kiki in earlier review. Went and Mia not working and Kiki had appt. Kiki was one shoe greeted me and the description. Was right. Cute 20's. Anyway she said she will get young girl like her for me. Waited for awhile and Stacy came in. Super spinner type. Surprisingly strong massage. Really good tease. Standard on the flip. Allowed otc roaming so that was a bummer but damn that was strong work on the ending.

Is air body part of le palace. On way out looked like the same mamasan. I knew same as l and l from prior reviews but didn't know it was with le palace too. If it is they have monopoly on Westminster Blvd haha.

Went in to L&L to find another young talent and TOFFT. Ended up with Yuki and that was a total loss. Regular message and on the flip started stroking an ok HJ. I reached UTC and was completely rejected. She wanted 60 for the handy without touch and 100 for topless HJ. I told her no thanks, I'm ok, and pried her hand off my wanger. She looked at me with a surprised look and slowly finished the regular massage. I wasn't putting up with her upselling and GPS bullshit. Her loss. I still gave her 25 tip at the end for the 30 seconds HJ with no finish. Stupid chick thinks she can negotiate you out of your retirement just because she's got your wanger in her kung fu grip.

L with mask on, face 7. 5 body 6 with a poochy gut, but skinny otherwise. Can't tell about anything else because she was dressed to not be undressed.

A 3.

S 3 expensive HJ or topless HJ. I walked out with neither.

E 40 + 25 for nothing, I normally tip 10 for a massage, and upped it 15 for her effort to jack me in more ways than one. No finish.

Are No recommendations. Won't repeat with Yuki.