Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6067** · 09-22-21 09:16

Originally Posted by RuberAvis [View Original Post]

I'm sorry but she has some hot stuff on there.

I agree she has some hot stuff and she is as hot as they come!

Just my opinion!!

**RoyBoy69** · 09-22-21 08:06

I know it's commonplace on this board to complain about Prolux girls, but I got no complaints with Lila. I'm a regular. I'm a sucker for a cute face and a chippery girl. Lila has both. She's a dancer / entertainer and strips (although not as much since she's been with Prolux), so her session is kind of like she's putting on a show for you. She has you laughing and engaged from the start. It's a great time. Hawaii is my fav place to visit in the world. She's got a tropical motif going with setting, music and dress that I really enjoy. It's like a mini vacay every time I visit her. She's also sexy as hell and always accommodates my kinks. Good finish; massage is just sensual that's the only drawback. But overall she's just a super sweet gal and a wonderful time.

**LeaveIt** · 09-22-21 07:20

Since new to area saw many reviews on Eden all right on, beautiful lady excellent location, services well like I read gold standard for sure, she set the mood perfect will repeat!

Question is where do I go from here?

I'm open to suggestions at the $300 top spending hope to hear from you mongers out there!!

Thanks.

Leaveit.

**Moogiebar** · 09-21-21 17:53

Hit up relaxing not expecting anything but a massage and was offered HJ finish as a natural course of events, tipped 40 and left. Was a little jackhammery but nice enough surprise I didn't care.

**MikeyD138** · 09-21-21 16:51

Just pulled in and down the hill and there's a county brownie sitting in the lot. I about shit my britches!

**Lfsman** · 09-21-21 10:16

Originally Posted by Chrisstl [View Original Post]

Why pay for pictures and stuff on Only Fans site when you can get all those things and much more for free on free porn sites!

Totally agree I don't bother with * rather just hit up pornhub for free but different strokes for different folks.

**ChrisHansen92** · 09-21-21 08:03

I refuse to pay a penny for any pic's or vid's for any girl (unless I am taking them myself), but it's not going to stop. We have a bunch of guy's doing it but will never admit it here for fear of being shamed. Don't tell me not one person on here does not do it LOL. It's a little like no one ever admits to eating at McDonalds, yet somehow they sell over 6 million burgers every day.

Originally Posted by Maddog72 [View Original Post]

Guys,

Please do not patronize these waste of time only fans sites, if we all want her to come back and I know we all do because she is one of the best ever in STL, she has to need money, patronizing her only fans will not help that situation I did look at it and nothing is nude its all teaser pics with everything available for purchase, guys I beg of you stop paying for only fans not only is it stupid but if you want material to spank the monkey its free online everywhere! Parker come back asap please.

**RickBarnes** · 09-21-21 00:12

Originally Posted by GM2019 [View Original Post]

Since this thread is Massage Parlor Reports, I figure I would get us focused on the MPs and AMPs again. YMMV.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/105366

Did you leave happy from your latest Zen visit? Everything I've read says the massages are good but you don't leave happy.

**BoDean** · 09-20-21 19:24

Originally Posted by SparkySmith [View Original Post]

Yeah, Sparky had a similar misadventure with someone else, a former SW, a month or so ago. The woman that said she doesn't live alone, but Sparky was assured that everyone was out for at least an hour. So she suggests Sparky lie on the living room couch. Considering she doesn't live alone Sparky wasn't too happy about that, but whatever, and she begins a mediocre massage. Five minutes later, someone knocks at the door which was like 10 feet away from the couch. Without a word she goes to answer it. Huh? Sparky quickly starts getting dressed, and after a short conversation, she closes the door. It was someone she knows, she said. So we get back to business, and in a couple minutes, knocking at the door again. WTF? Sparky quickly starts getting dressed again. A longer conversation ensues, and she comes back and says it was the same person, OK, lie back down. Needless to say, Sparky is in no mood for a massage by now. Are these girls stupid?

Maybe crazy as a fox. She got paid and you left in a hurry. .

OK, I've meet several. So I'm still going with bat shit crazy.

**RuberAvis** · 09-20-21 17:54

Originally Posted by Maddog72 [View Original Post]

Guys,

Please do not patronize these waste of time only fans sites, if we all want her to come back and I know we all do because she is one of the best ever in STL, she has to need money, patronizing her only fans will not help that situation I did look at it and nothing is nude its all teaser pics with everything available for purchase, guys I beg of you stop paying for only fans not only is it stupid but if you want material to spank the monkey its free online everywhere! Parker come back asap please.

I'm sorry but she has some hot stuff on there.

**Chrisstl** · 09-20-21 17:04

Originally Posted by Maddog72 [View Original Post]

Guys,

Please do not patronize these waste of time only fans sites, if we all want her to come back and I know we all do because she is one of the best ever in STL, she has to need money, patronizing her only fans will not help that situation I did look at it and nothing is nude its all teaser pics with everything available for purchase, guys I beg of you stop paying for only fans not only is it stupid but if you want material to spank the monkey its free online everywhere! Parker come back asap please.

Why pay for pictures and stuff on Only Fans site when you can get all those things and much more for free on free porn sites!

**GM2019** · 09-20-21 16:12

Since this thread is Massage Parlor Reports, I figure I would get us focused on the MPs and AMPs again. YMMV.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/105366

**Sparky Smith** · 09-20-21 16:00

Originally Posted by RoyBoy69 [View Original Post]

I usually don't post but this experience I had is too crazy not to share.
I have never left a place more uneasy than entering until this visit. Or more quickly. I felt like I was fleeing the scene of a crime. I can't wait to see her again.

Yeah, Sparky had a similar misadventure with someone else, a former SW, a month or so ago. The woman that said she doesn't live alone, but Sparky was assured that everyone was out for at least an hour. So she suggests Sparky lie on the living room couch. Considering she doesn't live alone Sparky wasn't too happy about that, but whatever, and she begins a mediocre massage. Five minutes later, someone knocks at the door which was like 10 feet away from the couch. Without a word she goes to answer it. Huh? Sparky quickly starts getting dressed, and after a short conversation, she closes the door. It was someone she knows, she said. So we get back to business, and in a couple minutes, knocking at the door again. WTF? Sparky quickly starts getting dressed again. A longer conversation ensues, and she comes back and says it was the same person, OK, lie back down. Needless to say, Sparky is in no mood for a massage by now. Are these girls stupid?

**FartCity** · 09-20-21 13:52

Originally Posted by RoyBoy69 [View Original Post]

I usually don't post but this experience I had is too crazy not to share.

First the good. Kimmi was very nice and super chill. Raw look, no makeup but I think she's a attractive for a 40-ish MILF. She has one of those broken, gravelly voices that drives me crazy in a good way. So as I arrived at her Troy (not Collinsville) home and walked in I was hopeful. She took me to the back bedroom, threw a sheet over the bed and told me to get comfortable. She starts the massage which is just sensual. We're having a nice conversation.

Then things get weird. First she wants to play music, which is fine. But instead of just turning on a playlist, she plays one song at a time. So she's picking up her phone every 4-5 minutes to play a different song. And it's not spa or anything it's country music which I hate. But that's my fault she asked me if I liked it and I just lied and said yes. Then all of a sudden someone starts ringing the doorbell and knocking on the door. She calmly excuses herself and leaves the room. I hear the muffled voice of a girl yelling through the door. She yells back: "I thought I told you to go to your grandmas! I'll pick you up in an hour after I get my car back!" Thank God the door was locked and apparently she didn't have a key. But it's too late. By this time I've already jumped off the bed, started putting my clothes back on while I'm looking for a window to jump out of. She walks back in and declares the situation under control while rolling her eyes at "these damn kids. " I decided to divest for a second time and stay..

My weirdest experience was 10 or 15 years ago, not in the St. Louis area and this (much older) woman (I dig that sometimes, don't judge) was in the middle of the HE, takes a call, is clearly setting up another appointment, during which she says to the caller, "Hell yeah hun, I love sucking off little boys." I've never torn out of a place faster. Gives me creep-gag-inducing chills every time I remember that nightmare.

But yeah, my point is that unless you're paying for golden pussy at one of the upscale services or going to an AMP, there's a good chance something kinda fucked up is going to happen. Those kinda ladies aren't doing it because they lead normal, stable lives. Just how it is.

**Maddog72** · 09-20-21 11:54

Originally Posted by Apache77 [View Original Post]

I actually posted this on 9/1/2021. It's https://onlyfans.com/sammyunravelled.

Guys,

Please do not patronize these waste of time only fans sites, if we all want her to come back and I know we all do because she is one of the best ever in STL, she has to need money, patronizing her only fans will not help that situation I did look at it and nothing is nude its all teaser pics with everything available for purchase, guys I beg of you stop paying for only fans not only is it stupid but if you want material to spank the monkey its free online everywhere! Parker come back asap please.