Strip Club Reports

[JVisaGod]

How long before the girls start packing the clubs again?

[Romo Lampkin]

Just to tell a funny story.

For a (very) brief time I DJ'd at a strip club. Certain girls would tell you what songs they wanted when they were on stage ("Hey darling, haven't we heard enough Prince tonight already") and others would just let you play whatever you wanted.

For one dancer I loaded up The Black Crowes "She Talks to Angels". If you don't know it, it's a great classic rock / Stonesy jam. Thing is, it starts very quietly with just an acoustic guitar.

The girl FROZE onstage. She just lost it. Sat stock still until the song got going (about 35 seconds).

Classic! I love reading stuff like this.

Maybe we need a "Good Times" section on the board for all of the crazy stories we run into in the clubs, or the hobby in general.

I think these girls need the volume jammed up so they can pretend they are somewhere else, not showing off their tits for a bunch of drunk pervs.

I thought that was what all the chemicals were for.

[Romo Lampkin]

Just to tell a funny story.

For a (very) brief time I DJ'd at a strip club. Certain girls would tell you what songs they wanted when they were on stage ("Hey darling, haven't we heard enough Prince tonight already") and others would just let you play whatever you wanted.

For one dancer I loaded up The Black Crowes "She Talks to Angels". If you don't know it, it's a great classic rock / Stonesy jam. Thing is, it starts very quietly with just an acoustic guitar.

The girl FROZE onstage. She just lost it. Sat stock still until the song got going (about 35 seconds).

Classic! I love reading stuff like this.

Maybe we need a "Good Times" section on the board for all of the crazy stories we run into in the clubs, or the hobby in general.

I think these girls need the volume jammed up so they can pretend they are somewhere else, not showing off their tits for a bunch of drunk pervs.

I thought that was what all the chemicals were for.

[Bozack]

Just to tell a funny story.

For a (very) brief time I DJ'd at a strip club. Certain girls would tell you what songs they wanted when they were on stage ("Hey darling, haven't we heard enough Prince tonight already") and others would just let you play whatever you wanted.

For one dancer I loaded up The Black Crowes "She Talks to Angels". If you don't know it, it's a great classic rock / Stonesy jam. Thing is, it starts very quietly with just an acoustic guitar.

The girl FROZE onstage. She just lost it. Sat stock still until the song got going (about 35 seconds).

I think these girls need the volume jammed up so they can pretend they are somewhere else, not showing off their tits for a bunch of drunk pervs.

I didn't mean to single out BT. SC is the absolute worst for bass overkill. FC is bad too.

[JackOfClubs]

The guys that make it rain are fools.

[Beer30]

Someone needs to come up with the coffee shop strip club or other anti-strip club vibe. I hate every single aspect of a strip club, every single microscopic detail of the environment and the vibe and 90% of the clientele LOL. All I want is to see naked ladies and maybe get off. Old school Craigslist and Canadian MP's back when they actually just had girl next door Canadian chicks were the closest thing to this.

Never going to happen. The clubs are always going to be geared towards dope boys and groups of drunks. Those are the groups that just blow cash like strippers and club owners want. Best you can do is hunt around and find some small town clubs that don't try to act all high class. Trouble is those rarely have decent girls anymore. Personally I like clubs without alcohol but those are few and far between anymore and again it's rare to find hot girls in those type of backwoods clubs.

[Roving1]

Does anyone know if any clubs in Metro Detroit don't turn the bass up to 11? I think all the DJs have hearing loss. Some clubs are tolerable sometimes. Was at BTs and the bass was earthshaking. I don't like having my brain rattled from the inside. Does anyone know DJs with healthy hearing and when they work? I like boobs A LOT so I put up with the cost, noise, and other bs (valet pkg, overpriced drinks, rap and country music, shot girls, buy me a drink girls, smoking, flashing lights, bad HVAC, VIP cover, club cover, annoying customers, DJs who talk too much, dancers who beg for bigger tip, VIP trolls who try to be my friend and chat, chatty bathroom attendants, uncomfortable VIP, smelly VIP, drunk and high girls, nasty bathrooms, waitresses who don't bring back change at BTs, coat check) so maybe I should quit the scene. I can put up with the other stuff but not the bass. Thanks.

Someone needs to come up with the coffee shop strip club or other anti-strip club vibe. I hate every single aspect of a strip club, every single microscopic detail of the environment and the vibe and 90% of the clientele LOL. All I want is to see naked ladies and maybe get off. Old school Craigslist and Canadian MP's back when they actually just had girl next door Canadian chicks were the closest thing to this.

[EFrom MI]

Went to Bogarts Sunday evening, several dancers including Lisa Lisa, I went to the VIP with her, CBJ for $. 2.

[XaDudeX]

Man, it has been forever since I've seen Chloe. Long time since Silver Cricket. She looks good, but that's too much for Bogie's.

Failed economists. LOL! Maybe CNBC can add "stripper extras" to the futures board.

Aside from that, I'm a believer that the unemployment benefits and child credits are making it easier for a lot of girls to stay home, rather than going to work. I'm a frequent flyer of Henry's and Bogart's and one thing that I have noticed in the last couple of months is that the available selection of girls is increasing. Five or six months ago, choices were FAR more limited but now, it's getting closer to where it was pre-pandemic. If I were to guess, I'd say we're about 75% there. I'm not sure who Chloe at Bogart's but it's laughable that she's trying to charge Flight Club prices there. What's more shocking is that guys are actually paying it.

On a personal basis, it doesn't matter to me at all whether the girls migrate from Detroit or not. I've only been to clubs in Detroit once or twice and never been to the Flight Club. For the prices they charge, there's no way that I'd pay that anyway and If I were going to spend a much higher amount, it would be OTC or I'd hire an attractive escort off of Eros.

One area that I can agree with you is the shortage of of quality offerings online. Escort Alligator, Megpersonals, STG and even Sumosearch is pretty awful. It's a daily recycle. One thing that always makes me laugh is when a girl lists "upscale" in her ad. I mean, you're scraping the bottle of the barrel from a group of sad offerings on a chintzy board and you're "upscale"? As far as BP, when it was still online, things were definitely FAR better. I think all of us miss the availability and options from BP, along with EV and Scorps.

[DooDong]

Of all of the Detroit SCs I thought I'd try bogarts. Arrived Thursday night around midnight.

The only two that even piqued my interest were Star and Athena with Long curly brunette.

I left after 2 with barely talking to any of the girls and just before I left Buffy caught me for some fun. Overall, think I need a bit more upscale club.

NB.

How was Buffy? I had been back with her a few years ago and it was a pretty poor experience, I know she left for a while and is looking much healthier now, was she improved in back as well?

[HoldenCaul]

Any info on Blue at BT's would be appreciated. Is she worth taking to VIP? Prices and available services? A private message is preferred, but any info is appreciated. Thanks in advance!

Yes she is. DM me for details.

[HoldenCaul]

How do these bitches have the nerve to even ask for amounts like this?

Because those are the amounts they are willing to accept for the services discussed.

[Horn Knee]

I was in Detroit tonight for a show. It wasn't as good as I was expecting, and I was tempted to go to Deja Vu to salvage the night. But it wasn't in my budget tonight. But there are more concerts in Detroit coming up, and I might have the funds free then.

The thing is, I don't go for REAL extras in the VIP. The furthest I would go would be playing with a girl's asshole. Spreading, rubbing, sniffing, and / or fingering. I can get spreading and sniffing just fine at the Deja Vu in Lansing (where I live), but no further. With that in mind, is it worth it to try Detroit's Deja Vu? Will they let me go any further (say, fingering) than Lansing? Are the girls hotter?

Alternatively, if it's not much trouble, one could name other clubs where I could easily get this tame action for maybe less. I default to Deja Vu because it's a nude club already and whether a girl lets you get up close and personal with her asshole is mainly up to her. It's not like other clubs I've been to where they're not nude clubs on paper, but the girls try charging an arm and a leg if you want to see/play with their assholes.

[GuyDetroit]

Any idea of name and what days / times she works?

Sounds like me type of girl.

I know she is always there Friday evening and Monday evening usually, other days idk.

[JackOfClubs]

The reason why people don't openly discuss rates is that there Idiots here that will then go to the girl and say: You "You took his load for "*X*, I want the same deal....

Yep, mum is the word as far as what goes on in the VIP room.