Strip Club Reports

[Incognito1234]

Is it fear or they just don't want to pay for mandatory valet?

Nope, not "fear" per se. Giving your car to a valet effectively says "Please, go through my shit", because that's exactly what's going to happen. I don't have anything particularly valuable or dangerous in my vehicle but still, it's like my privacy is being invaded by relinquishing control of it and I'm not going to do that voluntarily. Additionally, if it gets scraped or damaged, valet is simply going to deny it and say that it was like that when I pulled in. Ah, yeah. No thanks.

Now, if I could pay them, park it myself and keep the keys, I wouldn't have a problem with that. And I've tried it. A while back, I'd been reading good reports about Subi's and since it isn't terribly far away from me, I decided to go and try what I stated above. They refused and I left. It was as simple as that. On the plus side for me, my money is green everywhere and there's plenty of other clubs that will happily take it but on the downside for Subi's, they got none of it, over the cost of a $7 valet.

[Romo Lampkin]

Landing strip said it's mandatory and they don't let anyone in without it.

Tell them you took an Uber who dropped you out front. What are they going to do?

[Passenger]

Love miller lite. 2. 6 carbs for 12 oz. When you drink 10-12 beers a day, it's a great option.

Not sure what you mean about car up on blocks? Never had that happen in BT's valet parking over the past 20 years. Is that really a thing? You tried getting your car from BT's valet parking and it was "up on blocks?" Did you file an insurance claim? What kind of vehicle was it?

Aimed at the anti-valeters.

You're jesting about the 10-12 beers daily and the 2. 6 carbs, right? Please tell me that you're joking.

[HoldenCaul]

The thought of drinking Miller Lite, let alone a bucket of them. 🤦8205;9794;65039;.

I'm surprised that your car wasn't up on blocks in the alley behind the club.

Love miller lite. 2. 6 carbs for 12 oz. When you drink 10-12 beers a day, it's a great option.

Not sure what you mean about car up on blocks? Never had that happen in BT's valet parking over the past 20 years. Is that really a thing? You tried getting your car from BT's valet parking and it was "up on blocks?" Did you file an insurance claim? What kind of vehicle was it?

[Passenger]

Wow, much talk of valet parking lately, so, here is a post with nothing to do with valet parking. Except for the fact that I did valet park at BT's and had no issues whatsoever.

Sat at the bar and ordered a bucket of miller lites. I was hoping to see "Blue", but she was not working, so I looked around at other options. 2 different AA's chatted me up, one of them model-quality super thin amazing body and said it was her second day at the club. I think she said she was 19, don't remember name. The other one was a little chubbier, said she was 26. I didn't get quotes for services from either of them because I wasn't interested. Eventually, caught up with "Heather", thin white girl in her 30's I would say, had a great time in the VIP with her (DM me for details). Club was rocking, this was earlier in the week mid-afternoon, I saw 10-15 girls and about the same # of customers. Got a couple of drinks comped by the manager, and did a shot with the bartender. Great time at BT's. Paid the valet on my way out and amazingly they brought me my vehicle without any attempt at extortion (sarcasm). I gave the valet a 20 and said we're all set. He is a nice guy just trying to make a living like anyone else.

The thought of drinking Miller Lite, let alone a bucket of them. 🤦8205;9794;65039;.

I'm surprised that your car wasn't up on blocks in the alley behind the club.

[HoldenCaul]

Wow, much talk of valet parking lately, so, here is a post with nothing to do with valet parking. Except for the fact that I did valet park at BT's and had no issues whatsoever.

Sat at the bar and ordered a bucket of miller lites. I was hoping to see "Blue", but she was not working, so I looked around at other options. 2 different AA's chatted me up, one of them model-quality super thin amazing body and said it was her second day at the club. I think she said she was 19, don't remember name. The other one was a little chubbier, said she was 26. I didn't get quotes for services from either of them because I wasn't interested. Eventually, caught up with "Heather", thin white girl in her 30's I would say, had a great time in the VIP with her (DM me for details). Club was rocking, this was earlier in the week mid-afternoon, I saw 10-15 girls and about the same # of customers. Got a couple of drinks comped by the manager, and did a shot with the bartender. Great time at BT's. Paid the valet on my way out and amazingly they brought me my vehicle without any attempt at extortion (sarcasm). I gave the valet a 20 and said we're all set. He is a nice guy just trying to make a living like anyone else.

[Pussylicker2]

Bt's has a valet for 10 and I think subis has one for 6 or 7 bucks. Some people who refuse to pay the staggering fees will park nearby and walk. Some have an irrational fear of letting another man drive their car and walk over.

If you submit to valet parking you are surrendering your keys. They don't have to give back your car. All they have to say is they thought you might be drunk. If a dancer decides you owe her $100, they can hold your car hostage to make you pay. It is not an "irrational fear".

[Sid63]

Fear. For some men, letting another man drive their car is akin to receiving anal penetration from another man. It is the perception of violation that drives them to hoof it to the club.

No, there are other reasons. I want to be in control. Without my car keys, they are in complete control over me. Once had a girl in VIP try to rip me off on the song count. I just walked out of the club. She bitched and a bouncer followed me but I just got in the car and left. Besides, valet is such an old school stupid "luxury".

[JackOfClubs]

Valet helps keep clubs safe, keeps those looking to potentially cause trouble to stay away because if those looking to start trouble don't have the keys to their car to make a quick getaway they may think twice.

I really appreciate the fact that the top clubs have valet.

[Passenger]

Landing strip said it's mandatory and they don't let anyone in without it.

That sucks. My thought on valet depends upon the locale. 8 Mile clubs, I always valet-parked; my car being there was worth it. BT'S and Landing Strip are in good neighborhoods, so that 10 bucks was my first drink and some exercise.

[CommonSteve666]

Is it fear or they just don't want to pay for mandatory valet?

Fear. For some men, letting another man drive their car is akin to receiving anal penetration from another man. It is the perception of violation that drives them to hoof it to the club.

[DooMama7]

+1.

With Flight Club there is no place to park your car safely, and walk there. Landing Strip has plenty of on-street parking. BT's has parking in lot across street. Dream Girls has no off-site parking, though individuals have said that valet is not mandatory; I plan to visit soon to see if there is fun to be had.

Landing strip said it's mandatory and they don't let anyone in without it.

[DooMama7]

Bt's has a valet for 10 and I think subis has one for 6 or 7 bucks. Some people who refuse to pay the staggering fees will park nearby and walk. Some have an irrational fear of letting another man drive their car and walk over.

Is it fear or they just don't want to pay for mandatory valet?

[Sammed99]

+1.

With Flight Club there is no place to park your car safely, and walk there. Landing Strip has plenty of on-street parking. BT's has parking in lot across street. Dream Girls has no off-site parking, though individuals have said that valet is not mandatory; I plan to visit soon to see if there is fun to be had.

I'm pretty sure that you must use LS's valet parking in order to enter the club. They don't allow walk ins.

[Passenger]

Bt's has a valet for 10 and I think subis has one for 6 or 7 bucks. Some people who refuse to pay the staggering fees will park nearby and walk. Some have an irrational fear of letting another man drive their car and walk over.

+1.

With Flight Club there is no place to park your car safely, and walk there. Landing Strip has plenty of on-street parking. BT's has parking in lot across street. Dream Girls has no off-site parking, though individuals have said that valet is not mandatory; I plan to visit soon to see if there is fun to be had.