Massage Parlor Reports

**Darshane** · 07-20-21 16:49

Called Luxe yesterday to set up a 1 hr appt. For today. Talked with Vicki. Today I called 30 min. In advance, as requested, and when V answered, she apologized because neither of her girls showed up today. She offered a 30-min. W / her. I reluctantly accepted, not because of who, but because I dislike the rush of 30 minute sessions.

I will say the location is fine. Vicki was also fine. Very easy on the eyes. Unfortunately, on the flip was when I discovered the additional donation for a simple HJ. I volunteered to do it myself, and she did assist a bit. During that conversation was when I chatted about menu items and realized I do not have a job that would support a regular Vicki visit. Holy cow!

So, I appreciate her working me in when her girls didn't show today, but I will not be revisiting Vicki.

**NoseJelly** · 07-19-21 21:41

Originally Posted by AmpPerv [View Original Post]

Went to see Ashley but she was on vacation. Saw Amy, in her upper thirties I would guess, excellent English, good size rack for a China girl, new here from Texas. Told her up front I wanted lots of teasing throughout the massage, I thought she agreed but it didn't happen. Too much time spent on upper back. Finally went lower to my hips, then the teasing started and it was great. Really nice soft touch, smooth hands gliding all over, lots of gentle poking. This lasted a while, it was me who suggested I turn over as it frequently takes me a while to get to the end and she could wear herself out teasing my hips while stroking me as that has happened with other MTs. Really took her time on the HJ, changing her technique repeatedly with a few different stroke methods.

I've seen Ashley and Amy and both do a good job on the backside and the Flip. Relax has a good crew now. Which explains why it's busy busy after 5 pm. Hopefully these ladies are here for a while and don't get rotated out like many of the other good ones have! I haven't seen the 3rd lady, KaKa yet, but she seems friendly and cute. She's the youngest on the crew.

NJ.

**Sparty On 1234** · 07-19-21 14:01

Originally Posted by White300 [View Original Post]

Can anybody update me on the latest girl at Bodyworks?

I met her last week briefly. Had an appointment with Berlin.

She looks pretty hot. Tall with nice curves. Plan on seeing her soon. Good luck! Please provide some feedback if you see her. Thanks.

**White300** · 07-19-21 13:50

Can anybody update me on the latest girl at Bodyworks?

**AmpPerv** · 07-18-21 07:46

Went to see Ashley but she was on vacation. Saw Amy, in her upper thirties I would guess, excellent English, good size rack for a China girl, new here from Texas. Told her up front I wanted lots of teasing throughout the massage, I thought she agreed but it didn't happen. Too much time spent on upper back. Finally went lower to my hips, then the teasing started and it was great. Really nice soft touch, smooth hands gliding all over, lots of gentle poking. This lasted a while, it was me who suggested I turn over as it frequently takes me a while to get to the end and she could wear herself out teasing my hips while stroking me as that has happened with other MTs. Really took her time on the HJ, changing her technique repeatedly with a few different stroke methods.

I tried to get under her shirt while she was finishing me but she asked how much I tip, told her seventy, she said not enough and I said forget it. Did allow otc squeezing of that puppy which I gladly did. Overall a very pleasant visit.

1 hr /60 tip /70.

**VegiGuy** · 07-18-21 02:35

Found myself and the north side of gr so I figured I would treat myself to a stop at panacea. Second time seeing Ava and it was better than the first. She was more relaxed, got comfortable right away. Rub was on Brit's girls level and the flip was awesome. Lot's of dirty talk and the smile she has while she is working is sexy as hell. Haven't had a bad experience there yet. Going to have to go and see Natasha again. Going to try and get a duo with her and Natasha. Will let you know how it goes.

**Cuminator** · 07-17-21 03:04

Between Grand Rapids and Lansing. Save your money and drive on by. Two women work there, both late forties to early fifties. One looks like a misproportioned fat blob of a woman with no redeeming feminine features the other gives a decent BJ for $ and will do BBBJ cum on her wrinkly flat tits for the same, elected for CBJ, should have brought two to feel safe. The house maddam looks about 70+ with the appearance of dying of aids yet has more redeeming features than the blob. 40 hhr /60 hr.

**Electronman** · 07-16-21 19:03

Originally Posted by AverageJoe87 [View Original Post]

I'd like to add to your list Allison, Melissa, Natalie, and Audrey as "good ones." I've never seen Kimy or Ari, Hailey was obviously a disaster, and word is that Zoey is as well.

Kimmy: Nice body but uninspired, boring massage and finish. I would not repeat.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 07-16-21 16:02

Shout out to Wolverine for his work summarizing reviews and adding links / pics. I am not local and appreciate the brotherhood of mongers in GR. Y'all gave me some great tips last year and I hope I can get back up there soon.

**AverageJoe87** · 07-16-21 13:49

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

That's terrible! Most of the good ones there get comfortable (nude) right away without prompting, if they don't, I ask them to. Touching, titty sucking and usually FIV is the norm, if not their tip will reflect it. The fun ones that I'm aware of currently are Lexi, Eve, Ava and Annie. These ladies never mention a tip and don't do the awkward negotiating. Also, the queen Natasha is now back on Fridays!

I'd like to add to your list Allison, Melissa, Natalie, and Audrey as "good ones." I've never seen Kimy or Ari, Hailey was obviously a disaster, and word is that Zoey is as well.

**BigGuy357** · 07-15-21 20:51

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**TigerEye2525** · 07-15-21 13:08

Originally Posted by Wolverines [View Original Post]

Thanks 4 the reviews.

Just wanted to say thank you to Berlin for being so kind as to include my review of her. Haven't seen her in a bit and I'm glad she's been so busy. It's always an amazing time when I'm on her table. I truly wish I had the financial means to see her more often. I always am so grateful for her and her friendship.

**Wolverines** · 07-15-21 12:17

Thanks Clark.

Originally Posted by ClarkEtt [View Original Post]

Set up an appt with blue the other day. Great communication and easy set up. Got held up in traffic and let her know I was running just a few minutes late. She said ok no problem. I get there and she comes out and I guess took a walk in before I got there. Maybe she thought I wouldn't show? Her next available time was a few hours later which wouldn't work. Didn't get to have a session with her. Pros it was definitely her in the pics. May try again when I have some free time.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/060700824713

**Wolverines** · 07-15-21 12:15

Thanks for the reviews.

Originally Posted by JMaul [View Original Post]

When I visited Madison for a TOFTT, I got the chance to meet Alissa in the flesh. I had been wary of visiting her in the past, even more so about some recent reviews, but I chatted with her after my session with Madison and got some instant vibes of wanting a session with her. It didn't take long. And let me tell you, she's my MILF unicorn. She's a badass sexy woman who knows how to tease and please.

Pros:
Looks better than her posted pics, she's gorgeous IMO.
Extremely sexy and sensual.
Amazing time on the table.

Cons:
Only had time for a Hhr visit because it was so late. No way I'm booking less than an hour with her in the future.
She is 100% what I'm looking for in a masseuse and if some of my other reviews have led you to find decent options in that aspect, Alissa is another one to check out.

Bodyworkbyus continues to offer really good choices. I get it, they're not the only option in town but I have a hard time going elsewhere when the likes of Alex, Alissa, Brit, Kacie and others are there with new ones coming in.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/061675995248

Originally Posted by BigBibble [View Original Post]

I was in town and wanted to have some fun. I didn't quite realize that this was a massage but I have to admit that this was one of the best experiences I've had with a massage, ever. She is unbelievably hot and this massage was beyond my expectations. Perhaps my experience is better than most but she's my new ATF and will be a guarantee go to whenever I'm in GR. I'm not going to go in to details but I would highly recommend that you see if her if you can get some of her time. You won't regret it.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/134397213297

Originally Posted by FrankHider [View Original Post]

Shame you had trouble. I have had a lot of fun with Alissa. She is quite attractive, fit, and fun. But she doesn't work often, which can make her especially busy on the times she is in. That makes managing the schedule tough.

Better luck next time.

Originally Posted by Arish [View Original Post]

She is a complete waste of time. Set up an appointment last night and told me to wait in the parking lot and message her when I got there. I got there a little early and let her know I was there. Didn't hear anything back and messaged her again at my appointment time and still didn't hear anything back. After waiting 10 min I told her that it was past my appointment time and she wasn't responding so I was leaving. But the part that pissed me off the most was as she had me sitting there waiting because she didn't want me to come into the building until she told me to I saw 3 other guys walk into the building. So why are they allowed to walk in and I have to wait in my car? She has to learn time management and communication to the people she already has booked an appointments with.

**Wolverines** · 07-15-21 12:10

Thanks guys.

Originally Posted by Praetorian1981 [View Original Post]

I saw Ava at Panacea. My only complaint isn't with her, but the appointment system there. I got there and my scheduled appointment was showing as cancelled. She had another appointment scheduled 30 minutes later and asked if I could just do half hour instead of the hour I had booked. I told her I would rather not since I drove 2 hours. She was super nice and rescheduled her other appointment. I had a great time with her. The massage was excellent and I left much more relaxed than when I walked in.

I had another appointment with her scheduled for another day. I made sure to ask that I was put in the books for 2 pm. I got there at 1:30 and my appointment was not on the books. And I was told that since they didn't have any appointments and were slow, that they were going to be closing at 2.

I'm not sure if I will give them another shot. But if they don't fix the scheduling system. I will not be going back. Even though Ava was amazing.

Originally Posted by NaperDusty [View Original Post]

Longtime Serenity / Hayley customer, frustrated with lack of response. Tuesday of this week pulled in to Serenity and noticed another gent buzzing at the door, waiting and receiving no response. Don't understand what's going on there. Drove straight from there to Panacea. First time there.

Spoke with Eve when I walked in, and drew Ava. If I try Panacea again, will most certainly try Eve, stunning. $ for hh. Ava was conversational. Massage and flip were decent. Limited roaming. Good music. Ava asked how she was doing and wanted to please. Very nice girl and worth the visit.