Massage Parlor Reports

[JackTms]

I've only used k agencies before, but I am tempted tio try fair dr since it is getting way too expensive with k agencies.

Obviously, the locations are different, but how about in terms of looks or age? I've seen posts about banging hot girls on fair. If there is not much gap between the two, I have no reason to stick to k agencies.

Any opinion will be appreciated.

Huge difference, but fair drive is unique. It's one of the ONLY in the US places where you can literally window shop for your girl. K agencies will have on average hotter girls and a much higher baseline in terms of services and attitude (GFE much harder to find at any MP, including fair), but there are still older girls and girls with mechanical service. This is killer for some people with the rates they charge, so just make sure to do your research. Fair drive has mostly C girls instead of K girls. I've seen some middle of the pack ladies there, but also 2 REALLY hot girls, in late 20's early 30's. If you don't want to settle that day, then don't. Just walk out and go to another shop. You can always come back, they'll take your money 160 to 180 for half hour is total dmg usually for fair dr.

[Slick562]

I've only used k agencies before, but I am tempted tio try fair dr since it is getting way too expensive with k agencies.

Obviously, the locations are different, but how about in terms of looks or age? I've seen posts about banging hot girls on fair. If there is not much gap between the two, I have no reason to stick to k agencies.

Any opinion will be appreciated.

Lots of differences, Price, entry fee is usually 50/ hhr and usually tip the girl100-140 for cfs most of them don't do bb at mp.

Looks, k-agencies will always have better looking and younger girls that offer GFE, at the mp not all of them offer GFE and most are usually older.

Good thing about massage parlours is you might walk out just spending 150 instead of 260 or 300 at a k agency. I know I'm missing a lot more buts that's all I can think of at the moment. I haven't been to fair yet which is on my to do list but for now I stick to mp and k agencys or independent girls.

[MrJd1986]

Visited 109 in LF today and had Angel. She is a sweet girl with a nice body. Face is ok. Friendly and very chatty.

Massage was weak, no real tease. 5 minutes in she says she only does nuru and tells me its 120. Asks if I'd like it. I went for it.

Would call is nuru. Just some oily tits rubbed on my back. HE was ok. Did the job but didn't blow my socks off.

She's a nice girl and I enjoyed chatting with her but I'd likely see someone else if I went back.

The receptionist was pretty nice looking. Small asian girl.

[Superflytnt]

So one of my 23 year old female receptionists came in on her day off yesterday wearing a skimpy crop top and shorts, and I've been hot and bothered ever since, so I needed some relief this afternoon. Went to Life & Body based on a review here a couple days ago. Low traffic place in the next strip mall over from Lucky Spa. Was met in the lobby by a decent looking 4 o'ish Korean provider wearing the typical AMP dress. She actually looked pretty good. Went to the room and got ready. She gave what I'd call a "crappier than usual" AMP rub. Light touch using baby oil, some lame fingernails on my scalp, little to no teasing. The closest she did was come up the insides of my thighs but did not touch or even graze the goods. On the flip she immediately asked what I wanted and I said everything. She said ok honey, how much are you going to give me? We negotiated $. 2 but then she demanded I give her the money up front. I said I can give it to you after but she said no honey you give it to me now. I should have just said no thank you and called it a day, but ya know we've all been there before, so I did the swinging dick dance over to my pants and handed her the donation. She takes off her dress to reveal a very fit body. I reached over and pulled her panties down and she didn't resist, but then she started in with. A HJ. I said "we agreed on everything" and she said oh yes honey I give you everything. At this point I knew I'd been had. Ugh. She finished me off, I got dressed and got the hell out of that place.

I feel shitty. Every time I swear off AMPs forever I find myself back in one, but usually just getting a mediocre HJ. I would have been better off paying a little more and driving up to Havana. So I still say that the Cypress places are jack shacks, except you might get lucky once in a while. This place was a complete ripoff. If you're going to monger in Cypress stick with Sarang. You'll rarely if ever get more than a HJ from a non-looker there, but at least they don't usually haggle over tips and you can get in and out without breaking the bank.

I saw the viet. Never seen the k girl. I'd be mad too if I had agreed to one thing and didn't get it. It's just dumb luck sometimes.

[StrikeOne]

I've only used k agencies before, but I am tempted tio try fair dr since it is getting way too expensive with k agencies.

Obviously, the locations are different, but how about in terms of looks or age? I've seen posts about banging hot girls on fair. If there is not much gap between the two, I have no reason to stick to k agencies.

Any opinion will be appreciated.

[Miguel Honcho]

Does anyone know what happened to Natasha?

[PoorAndWeird]

Excellent Chinese massage therapist. Works solo out of a multi room studio.

Even left the door to the room open during the sesh to allow more ventilation.

She gives an excellent back massage and ball tease. On the flip her BBBJ is amazing. Excellent suction and bls. She's a spinner so she can keep it in her mouth while moving to 69 or from cg to rcg. Excellent views of her toned body in all positions.

Has nice man mades.

Def deserved a repeat.

Allows two pops in an hr.

$$ for hhr $$$ for hr.

Find her on hx.

[Heartless Jay]

I've seen Andy 8 or 9 times but today she was busy so I asked for Anna. Both have really tight trim bodies, Anna may be a bit smaller. For my taste she's perfect, I just love thin bodies with little A cups. Obviously I'm in the minority on this, and that's ok with me. Both give a solid quality massage. Maybe not full CMT grade, but for. 35 per hour with extras you can't go wrong. Both spend a lot of time teasing before the flip. Today on the flip Anna squirted hand sani in my hands, which I took as an invite to roaming. Stuck to OTC for the first visit, not wanting to chase her away. She leaned in nicely while roaming, nice touch. Just a bit more open than Andy, from my experience anyway. For the HE, I'd have to give advantage to Anna. Man, she had me on the edge forever, working the chest, the belly, winky, the rod, then start again. Seems like MMS has trained all the girls here to go for the butt hole, and today Anna dove right in three knuckles deep, full prostate mode. At the end I blew so hard that I slept through the foot massage that followed. No cheating on time either, pay for 60 and you get 60. Thinking I have a new ATF, in OC at least. This is one girl I would love to take beyond HE, but alas nothing more than HE at this shop. But hey, doesn't hurt to try!

[Heartless Jay]

Has anyone tried the place below Bamboo?

Also who is the best choice at Bamboo?

As far as what I've read here, there are no duds at this place. I've personally been seen by Andy and Anna and have no complaints.

[Slammer6008]

Has anyone tried the place below Bamboo?

Also who is the best choice at Bamboo?

First question no.

Second question Who is the best? It's the girl they assign you too. Peace out Juuuuu. Lie.

[HeadorTail]

Has anyone tried the place below Bamboo?

Also who is the best choice at Bamboo?

Anna, Andy, and Linda are my favorites at Bamboo. Everyone gives a good massages and happy ending. I don't know the Sally mentioned in the review just below. More can be had depending on your game. Certainly not an FS place. SH down below features Grace, YoYo (YuYu) and Lily. Lucy and Jenny are 45 but know how to get you across the finish line. $40 for 70 minutes downstairs and $35 for 60 upstairs.

If you want a good deep massage 55 year old Helen is top notch and she knows 100 ways to get you home relaxed.

[NotBradPitt]

Walked in without an appt and was given Sally. Pay $35 for a Hr. At the door and I go to curtained off room and undress. She does a decent massage for the price, works the back and about half way through she starts with the teasing my ass and starfish. She does the reach under for more teasing. Flip over and a little oil and starts with a slow HJ teasing the balls and fingering the outside of my starfish which I do enjoy. I try to last but after a few minutes I'm done and she is cleaning me up. She goes back and finishes the massage to get the full Hr. Massage over I dress and tip. 50 and out the door. I enjoyed myself and would ask for her next time.

[DaveSC]

Hello. Long time lurker, careful not to post because of significant other. I guess it's almost as safe to post as to read.

Been to Fish a few times, as it fits better into my budget. I make average money, but it gets monitored. Grr.

Lucy actually looked a little better today than usual, or is just been too long for me. Didn't even bother with the massage, greeted junior on the way into the room.

Only had 40 for tip today, which I left on counter as I stripped. Before noticing it she asked if I wanted sucky or boom boom. Showed her the tip, she said wha?? HJ only. Sucky would be 60.

She ended up with sucky but without any massage at all.

Maybe 2 minutes of bbj, 2 more with hand, then loaded up oil to finish. Said she was busy.

Is she really going the route of everyone else? My previous visit with her was better, more complete (cfs, bd, but then she blew up at me for only going 40, even I offered an extra 20 because I made her work hard.

It's the low end of things, but a lousy and far too quick bbj HJ from Lucy or a massage, lots of tease, and a nice slow HJ from a younger 40 year old elsewhere for same fee.

Something you don't often hear. Probably won't go back to fish. Not a good value.

D.

[Grimmy23]

So one of my 23 year old female receptionists came in on her day off yesterday wearing a skimpy crop top and shorts, and I've been hot and bothered ever since, so I needed some relief this afternoon. Went to Life & Body based on a review here a couple days ago. Low traffic place in the next strip mall over from Lucky Spa. Was met in the lobby by a decent looking 4 o'ish Korean provider wearing the typical AMP dress. She actually looked pretty good. Went to the room and got ready. She gave what I'd call a "crappier than usual" AMP rub. Light touch using baby oil, some lame fingernails on my scalp, little to no teasing. The closest she did was come up the insides of my thighs but did not touch or even graze the goods. On the flip she immediately asked what I wanted and I said everything. She said ok honey, how much are you going to give me? We negotiated $. 2 but then she demanded I give her the money up front. I said I can give it to you after but she said no honey you give it to me now. I should have just said no thank you and called it a day, but ya know we've all been there before, so I did the swinging dick dance over to my pants and handed her the donation. She takes off her dress to reveal a very fit body. I reached over and pulled her panties down and she didn't resist, but then she started in with. A HJ. I said "we agreed on everything" and she said oh yes honey I give you everything. At this point I knew I'd been had. Ugh. She finished me off, I got dressed and got the hell out of that place.

I feel shitty. Every time I swear off AMPs forever I find myself back in one, but usually just getting a mediocre HJ. I would have been better off paying a little more and driving up to Havana. So I still say that the Cypress places are jack shacks, except you might get lucky once in a while. This place was a complete ripoff. If you're going to monger in Cypress stick with Sarang. You'll rarely if ever get more than a HJ from a non-looker there, but at least they don't usually haggle over tips and you can get in and out without breaking the bank.

[Matrix1]

Still there, but I don't think she still works in the rooms, just MMS.

Kate is still there, as of a week or so ago, still working in the rooms. They change their name from LF Biotherapy to Luana, or something like that. While I have seen Kate a handful of times, I just can't do it anymore. She's got to be pushing 60 and with the squeaky Japanese witch voice, it's just too much. Plus she doesn't like her V touched at all. She still does the classic Kate-performance, but I'm over that.

Short reports on other gals there.

Meyu-- also Japanese like Kate. Younger though. Can be a little chatty. OK body, sometimes has bad breath. Allows roaming and if your a little lucky some dining at the why. All depends on her comfort level. Seems to be slightly unhealthy skin or under the weather sometimes. Hygiene down there is maybe 7 out of 10. Should be much higher considering JPN attention to details.

Erika- Mexican chick but looks like she has some Native American in her. Nice boobs. Mostly jack job with some roaming allowed. Has a phat ass that is solid. She always promises more next time, but doesn't deliver. Once she stopped jacking too early, right after the rocket engaged. I feel like I almost always have to tell AMP gals now to not stop shortly before lift off. Massage was OK.

Tracy- Newer gal from Costa Rica I believe, 40's-50's, nice rack, short, big ass, maybe too big. Sweet gal. Handy plus some roaming allowed. Tits are worth the price of admission. Not much of a massage.

Sarah- Veteran Latin chick, maybe also from Costa Rica. Lot so roaming allowed. Depends how comfortable she is with you. If you bring some protection maybe more is available. Has great tits and a nice ass, maybe could lose 20 pounds though. Hygiene also is hit or miss. Can't stand the gals that clean up with wet wipes. Not saying she does that. Don't expect much from the massage.

Barbara- kind of strange Vietnamese gal. Maybe 40's. Good massage. Roaming is allowed but got too much fishy smell last time. Not sure I turned her on, or if she just wasn't clean. Was so bad. Kind of had to cut her loose.