Massage Parlor Reports

[Happy Guy 2]

Hi. Wrote this in my home city forum. Thought I would repost it in my Winter City:

Don't be taken back when they ask for more tip. They are taught to ALWAYS. Usually, ask for more. Because 50% of the time they get an extra 20 or more. Their culture is to negotiate. Ours is typically not. In sales, you only might get what you ask for. So the rule is: Close, close, close. (At least 3 time). They know this.

You should also know the counter. "Are you kidding? Ha ha ha (3 times). Maybe next time".

Always be respectful, nice and smiley. And firm.

If service is good for you, tip well. But don't be pushed or intimidated by their cultural need to always negotiate higher. They are not stupid. Just laugh loud is best response.

Be prepared and practice in front of a mirror if this concept is foreign to you. . called role play. Actors and providers do it all the time. And they are pros.

Always be nice to the ladies. They provide much needed services when needed. And most are nice people trying to make a living.

Also. Play safe.

HG2.

[Sinned]

Prior to pandemic, I was in Orlando once or twice a month and took full advantage of the AMP action. I saw several postings about Elegant down in Naples is like Orlando. It is good but no Orlando. I was met by Lina wearing a mask and a tight dress. I was in the reception area and Mr Happy was getting a rub; I really had high hopes. I though they had a TS but it wasn't there or not working, language problem. Paid the door fee of. 8 and got comfortable on the table. Lina came in and started with a medium light massage and I decided to return the favor on her legs. I soon found out she believed commando was the way to go, my type of gal. She is early to mid thirties and takes care of herself 8/10. English 2/10, Massage 5/10, the balance of my time 7/10. The menu is full but I was only allowed two options; according to her I'm big, she small. Over all a good experience but no where near an Orlando experience, that really is a hard standard to compete with.

[Khancious]

Can't go wrong with some 2 girl action for almost the price of 1. Two sexy fun Chinese girls taking turns and simultaneously touching, teasing and pleasing every inch of body and erected bliss. Bella and Ruby make a great team but Bella is almost done this month with a new girl coming on the 31st. Bella's personality and sexy young body have become an addiction of mine so my wallet will hopefully finally get a break next month though I had a great time. Enjoy her while she's here for this last weekend until next time around. I'll probably report in on the new girl next week when I cave in to temptation again LOL.

[Member #7009]

Does she take cash or is she like 99% of the ads from scammers that only take cash app, gift cards in advance etc. I am so sick of these scammers. It seems like this area has next to no real providers.

Cash is good, she's great.

MI had the impression there is more than one girl, the one on the phone didn't sound like the girl on duty. Unless she has an "agent". Nevertheless, nice experience.

[Navajo101]

Stopped at Walgreens before the bridge the other day and met a guy who said he went over to the AMP next door and saw LuLu. He said he had a blast with no Seran wrap to be seen. Awesome massage and she was very passionate with her full on chess play.

One of the best he's played against.

Body 8/10.

Personality 8/10.

Massage 6/10.

Chess Wow.

7 for hr.

$. 4 for chess.

He go back. Lucky guy.

Dog out.

Much better than my neighbor experienced. Said he saw Mimi, nice body, cracked out teeth. Pretty good massage then the upsell.

$$ to play chess on top of house (hr).

He opted out and finished the massage with a handshake.

Said he made an appointment with Lulu, but was mislead that she was there. Mamasan kept apologizing, pushing Mimi.

[ThickAndCream9]

Hell, where can I buy some flavored condoms?

Out the door with the flavored condoms, edible thongs are the way to introduce them to you escort, girlfriend or who ever. The flavor is like the Every Ready Battery, it keeps coming up when you least expect it. All flavors may I add, Every one have a safe and great Memorial day holiday.

[BadDog5]

Stopped at Walgreens before the bridge the other day and met a guy who said he went over to the AMP next door and saw LuLu. He said he had a blast with no Seran wrap to be seen. Awesome massage and she was very passionate with her full on chess play.

One of the best he's played against.

Body 8/10.

Personality 8/10.

Massage 6/10.

Chess Wow.

7 for hr.

$. 4 for chess.

He go back. Lucky guy.

Dog out.

[Happy Guy 2]

Do you mean J & C on Pineridge?

Z & C. Is at Vanderbilt and Collier.

Was my favorite place but my ATF provider moved to other place on Airport Pulling next to Cuban food place, a little North of where it intersects with 41 going East in Naples.

Yes, my Angel moved there. Same owner I think. If you ask for "Angel" you might go to Heaven. Sweet person, beautiful smile, great teeth, young and shapely with beautiful breasts. What more could I ask for? Very sweet and wonderful girl that knows how to treat and turn on a man. And seems to enjoy it.

Be nice to all the girls and smile, joke around nicely and thou shall be rewarded.

HG2.

[PNR2004]

Stopping to Yoyo on Tamiami before heading back north for the summer last week. They have 3 girls. One is a little plump but cute. There is a slender spinner, very cute. I drew Amy. Nice curves and natural boobs. Unusual on a Oriental. She is probably in her 40's and has been doing this work for a while. I took the hhr. Massage was average. FS was $. 5. She is very sexy and accommodating. Good time and I would repeat.

[Poh123]

I seen Dee from Craigslist and was satisfied walked in her office and massage was nice and once flipped she started throwing hints and got a HE with a nice view.

[Member #6452]

Got to give Thickman props for passing along Sara UTR. Best experience I've had hands down. I'm new to the game since 2016 give or take. Never in my life have I had a massage like that. Disclaimer was not FS but was worth it in my opinion. Definitely a master of her craft. I'll be redirecting my patronage here for a while. Don't PM me. PM Thickman thanks!

[ExtraTime]

Went there last night and Yes, Ivy is definitely a keeper. Good massage and a great sensual ending. Love when she's wearing her skirt. LOL.

That technique she uses on your back by applying pressure up and down your back, another masseuse who also works there. I don't know the name she uses. There are 3 ladies that works there. Ivy give the back a great massage and she is the youngest of the three. She is also cute, her massage is top notch.

[Syck Pyrate13]

Hell, where can I buy some flavored condoms?

[Member #6452]

My recent findings:

Dee / Sandy post the same number. Two different girls.

Sandy leaves you happy but Dee does not.

Lotus Blossom Spa does not.

Avoid the hippy girl don't know her name. I left happy but not satisfied.

Russia lady haven't tried. Not my cup of tea not into "mature".

But from other reviews you'd leave happy.

Avoid the others not mentioned. YMMV.

[Member #4063]

Look up Z & C Massage.

Do you mean J & C on Pineridge?